Who would win in a fight? Anakin, Yoda, Silver Surfer, Batman, Mighty Mouse,or Jesus?

billy gates, hands down.......he'd settle it with a game of PC TRIVIAL PURSUIT

 

Well, Jesus would win, because he is GOD, but if your talking about a fictious character, Webster would probably win.

 

that blow by blow account is one of the funniest things ive ever read. lets hear another rendition!

 

Well, since all of them are fictitious except Jesus, I would say Jesus.

Taking Jesus and Lucifer out of the equation, I durno, Batman. I actually don't care

 

You are leaving out the most powerful entity in the universe, Sam Donaldson's hairpiece.

 

Well, I reckoned Chilly Willy would win because he is the weakest of the lot. It makes perfect sense.

Sods Law dictates that all the other, stronger competitors would have some freak accident whilst fighting, like falling over, or being stabbed horribly in the groin with a lightsaber.

Meanwhile Chilly Willy would wait for them all to kill each other, then, when the last person left alive is nearly dead on the floor (probably Mighty Mouse)
He'd kill them big style.

Go Chilly Willy!!!!!!!!

 

No way dude, Mr Miaggi, that old Chinese guy from Karate Kid, would mop the floor with EVERYONE there!

 

jesus IS a fictitious character!!!! He's also NOT god. Christians don't even agree on that. The other falicy is that there even is a god. Which there isn't. Duh!

What's that Governor Ventura quote about crutches????

Are there really 250000 jedi in Australia?

 

I shouldve included Neo, Morpheus, Trinity, and Agent Smith as choices. Oh yeah and Launchpad mcQuack from both Ducktales and Darkwing Duck. Weird how many crossover cartoon characters are there like the versatile launchpad? GizmoDuck, aka fenton Crackshell, should also be on there. Ya know who i hated? Bubba the red haired cave duck. what a friggin retard

 

EarthMachOne is correct. They are ALL fictitious characters. So my pick would be Yoda.

 

um, this is probably a forgone conclusion, but are you satan, and if so, can you answer: how mnay other versatile crossover cartoon stars are there like Launchpad McQuack?

 

David Blane.

 

"jesus IS a fictitious character!!!! He's also NOT god. Christians don't even agree on that. The other falicy is that there even is a god. Which there isn't. Duh!"



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EarthMachOne forgot to mention that he is also a fictious character.

 

Jesus would win, of course...and I believe he IS real.

but Yoda would certainly be my un-real-life choice

Hopefully certain people will be mature enough to quit the derogatory remarks about what other people believe.

~Kirney

 

What "Derogatory Remarks" are you talking about? I didn't read any.

 

It would be Jesus sense ...

"For it is written: 'He shall give His angels charge over you, To keep you,' and 'In their hands they shall bear you up, Lest you dash your foot against a stone.'"
Luke 4:10-11

 

Yoda.

 

General Zod!

 

Speaking strictly hypothetically I'd have to again say Mighty Mouse. But if it was a game of football, I think that jesus might hard to tackle.

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um, this is probably a forgone conclusion, but are you satan, and if so, can you answer: how mnay other versatile crossover cartoon stars are there like Launchpad McQuack?

im not satan (at least I hope not) but I do know of another crossover character. Baloo. He has been in Jungle Book and Talespin Of course, he was also in Jungle Cubs, but im not sure if that counts since he was just playing a younger version of his jungle book character...hehe. Not to mention Shar Khan and Louie!



Anyways, to answer your question...None of them...I think Ash from the Evil Dead series would come and kick all their asses.

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Hail to the king, baby!

Oh yeah ScoobyDooku, I hate Bubba too!

 

How about Ineluki? Or the Shrike, or the Limper?

 

Celine Dion kicks @$$!!! She would eat everyone up and deficate them all over the floor!

All Hail Celine Dion!!!

 

"Daughter of Mrs. Dion you will kneel before Zod!"

 

Jesus is a pretty good fighter. However, Jebus could kick Jesus's butt any day of the week - twice on Sunday. BlackJebus could beat them all combined because I AM GOD!!!

Ahem. Thank you.

 

Ditka