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Phx Who would win in a fight?

Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by Idiots Array, Feb 26, 2004.

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Who would win in a fight?

Poll closed Mar 24, 2012.
  1. Astronauts

    20.0%
  2. Cavemen

    56.0%
  3. Do the Astronauts have weapons?

    24.0%
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  1. Idiots Array

    Idiots Array Jedi Knight star 5

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  2. Idiots Array

    Idiots Array Jedi Knight star 5

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  3. Daikon

    Daikon Jedi Youngling star 1

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    You are the best. [face_laugh]

    -D-
     
  4. Ion_Control

    Ion_Control Jedi Youngling star 3

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    When I first saw this thread, I was thinking, "Oh no, not THAT again..." [face_laugh]

    ...but now I'm wondering if the astronauts have weapons. :confused: ;) :D
     
  5. VoidDancer

    VoidDancer Jedi Knight star 5

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    I have faith that the astronauts would be able to craft weapons in a quick amount of time if needed. If set upon suddenly, more and more of the non-military (ie civilian geeks) personnel are getting combat training (ie martial arts to keep from getting slapped around back in school)
     
  6. Trika_Kenobi

    Trika_Kenobi Jedi Master star 6

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    Do the Astronauts have weapons?

    ...only a kriffing huge rocket, nothing too elaborate. :D
     
  7. Jedi_Wench

    Jedi_Wench Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I don't know...some of those astronauts are pretty scrawny...I'd have to go with cavemen. What they lack in intelligence might be able to be made up for in brute strength and instinct. But not if they were fighting on the moon.

    Are they fighting on the moon?
     
  8. Jedi_Satimber

    Jedi_Satimber Jedi Knight star 8

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    you know...this is the second time this question has been asked today.

    You get this from D.C.?
     
  9. jada_marnew

    jada_marnew Jedi Knight star 5

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    Me! I'd win in a fight! 8-}
     
  10. MexChewie

    MexChewie Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Once I started laughing when Spike asked the question to Wesley, I knew it would appear on this site. [face_laugh]

    Thanks IA for reaffirming the faith I have in this group. [face_laugh]
     
  11. Anwelei

    Anwelei Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Cavemen! they survive in the most annoying conditions with just their hairy selves and some clubs. of course they could beat the snot outta some astronauts!

    once the cavemen ripped them outta their spacesuits, they could probably just let the elements have them...
    (I think i gave this way too much thought)
     
  12. Imperial_Birrer

    Imperial_Birrer Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I also would think the astros would mkae some wepons quick.The cavemen would run at the sight of the suit and the reflective visor.But you could have the one overly aggresive male who would crack the astros in the face to prove his dominace.Then houstan would have a big problem.
     
  13. kreleia

    kreleia Jedi Knight star 5

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    If the Astronauts have weapons, they win.
    If not, the cavemen win hands-down.

    I'm voting for the Cavemen.

    [face_laugh]
     
  14. Idiots Array

    Idiots Array Jedi Knight star 5

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    I'm with Spike on this one: it's a primal thing.

    Anwelei: unless you started analyizing the difference between neanderthal vs cro-magnon for the cavemen and Apollo vs Gemini for the astronauts you haven't yet reached the point where you should be worried. ;)
     
  15. Mobius

    Mobius Jedi Padawan star 4

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    In a no weapons scenario, definitely the cave men. they're stronger and maybe faster. The astronauts these days, while physically fit, won't stand a chance, since most are scientists, educators, pilots, etc. Few except the pilot and mission cmmdr even have military backgrounds these days.
     
  16. Jedi_Wench

    Jedi_Wench Jedi Padawan star 4

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    [face_laugh] I [face_love] you guys!

    But hey...are they fighting on the moon or what because then the cavemen would be at a severe disadvantage unless they got suits.

    Given equal advantage for oxygen and gravity situations I still think the cavemen would win. I can just imagine one of them screaming "Ugga Ga Bugga HA!" while whacking an astronaut Equilibruim style.

    **If you know where I got the "Ugga Ga Bugga HA!" quote from you win maxium health and get unlimited lives.**
     
  17. Anwelei

    Anwelei Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Oh great, IA, now you have me thinking about the difference between different cavemen! (Don't know a thing bout the astronaut crews)

    Did you know that Neanderthals had bigger brains relative to ours? By all accounts they SHOULD have outlived and outevolved us (if you believe that kinda thing) So i'm saying the Neanderthals would kick astronaut booty.

    NOW i'm worried, hah!
     
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