Who would win? R2-D2 or Jar-Jar

"Oops, sorry, Missa Padme. R2 all broken."

 

R2 would electrocute Jar Jar and he would run away like the sad excuse for comic relief he is.

 

R2. Jar Jar is too dumn.

 

R2 would kick Jar Jars little orange @$$. All R2 would have to do is zap him and Jar Jar would just wet his pants or something.

 

R2's AWESOME! Jar-Jar's a wimp. Nuff said.

 

then again Jar Jars breath is leathal

 

R2 killed like 4 battle droids in revenge of thesith, he would kick jar jar's ass.

 

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agreed completely. I was just going to mention that

 

Hey, don't forget that Jar Jar killed some droids in the phantom menace too

but of course R2 would win, he's lucas' favorite character, and he's not a stupid freaking gungan

 

He killed some droids in the phantom menace too

BY ACCIDENT!!! That's why it wouldn't surprise me if he accidently killed R2!

 

R2.

 

Death Match: R2-D2 vs. Jar Jar, Location: Swamps of Naboo.

The two combatants charge. Out of now where Jar Jar pulls out a gungan energy ball. But right before he throws it R2 shocks his arm causing Jar Jar too drop the Energy ball on his foot. The ball breaks and Jar Jar is covered in the substance.
Jar Jar smiles, R2-D2 beeps.
R2-D2 shocks Jar Jar again. Jar Jar runs squeling like a pig and his screams are heightend each time that Jar Jar recieves an electric poke in the arse all the way back to Theed.

Winner: R2-D2

 

LOL

or...

Jar-Jar just falls on R2 and breaks him...

 

LOL

or...

Jar-Jar just falls on R2 and breaks him... wink

or...

Jar-Jar just falls on R2 and breaks his back. Lol.

 

Haha!

or Jar-Jar fall loosens one of R2's screw and R2 goes haywire!

 

or Jar-Jar fall loosens one of R2's screw and R2 goes haywire!

and by doing so inadvertantly electrocutes himself. Stalemate!

 

Actually jar jar would win. he smarter than you all think

swa.

 

JarJar would annoy R2 so much, he would just power down to avoid listening to Gungan bastard.

 

R2-D2 would win.

 

How about JarJar vs. Liza Minelli?

 

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who is that???

and by doing so inadvertantly electrocutes himself. Stalemate!

Haha! I conclude! Jar Jar would win byu doing something unepected and clumsy!

 

The loser of that fight is whoever is unfortunate enough to be watching it.

 

who is Liza Minelli?

 

Liza Minelli is a singer and actress most notably in the movie Cabaret. She is the daughter of Judy Garland, most famous for her role as Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz.

 

Oh, what's wrong with her?