Sly Stallone, but I'm afraid that his face might cave in since it looks like it's on the verge of doing so.
What? She's a Cabbage Patch Doll. How could you? I second Jacen's vote re: Rouge Ten. That's who I would punch. Not because I want to, but because I feel I owe it to him. As is my wont.
Probably wouldn't even understand why this gif is hilarious. Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler King in the North.
I can safely say, I judge people who watch the show and haven't read the books as being lesser people than me.
Not as much as Jeremy Lin. As someone who lives in NY, I wanted to punch anyone who said "Linsanity".
There's just this irritating subclass of ostensibly illiterate people who, despite buzz around the novels for years, insist on not reading them because I don't know, they're not illustrated or bad Star Wars novels. But they love the show, and they're passionate about the fates of characters long since sealed. These are bad people, terrible people, with **** where their souls should be and in fact, now I think about it, I'd like to offer @Rogue_Ten a cold steak to bring the swelling down from where I punched him and instead, I want to punch people who haven't read (but watch) "Game of Thrones" (i.e. what idiots call A Song of Ice and Fire) in the face.