JCC Who wouldn't want a mayor named Carlos Danger? [Wiener's sexting]

So apparently former NYC Councilman Anthony Wiener didn't learn his lesson when he got busted going a little overboard with the sexting last year. That's right, he's gotten busted again. No one would care except he also decided to run for Mayor of New York. At least he did try to throw people off his trail, using the pseudonym "Carlos Danger".

For those looking for a sexting pseudonym of their own, Slate has been kind enough to create a name generator.

Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Jaime Death.

 

Hello there, Mr. Death! I'm Raphael Stealth.

 

Still not as awesome as the director of Taken 2 being Olivier MEGATON. And yes, he actually named himself that.

 

Bernardo Risk? Well that sounds like... exactly what I suspected it would sound like.

 

Playing around, I have gotten Silvestre Kill, Osvaldo Hazard, Rolando Peril . . . I think it's really more of a Bond villain generator.

In the interests of science, and because it was the first source of a bunch of names I could think of, I started plugging Mad Men characters into it. Don Draper's sexting name would apparently be Santiago Sly, and Dick Whitman gets Andres Jeopardy (Donald Draper is Dario Furtive, Richard Whitman is Juan Stealth). Pete Campbell would be Carlos Dynamite or Gustavo Adventure (changing it from Pete to Peter changes the result that much). Roger Sterling would be Marcos Jeopardy. Ken Cosgrove has the best one: Diego Death. Bert Cooper is Dario Menace. Ted Chaough is Ricardo Peril. Stan Rizzo is Jorge Smash, probably the second-best one.

 

From this day forth, you shall know me as...Alfonso Smash.

 

I prefer to use Chad Sextington, borrowed from The Simpsons.

 

Anthony Wiener, the gift that keeps on giving.

I got curious and tried this and got Fabricio Violence

 

Given the discussion in the British Royal baby thread about Charles likely choosing a different name if and when he bcomes king, ladies and gentleman, may I present to you

King Mario Kill

 

does he have your mobile number too?

 

Carlos Danger?! Please let someone 'slip up' and call him that in the debates.

 

I am Esteban Badass

 

Buck Naked

 

I am...Dario Evil. Meh.

 

I hope her little something on the side is seriously jacked and packing.

Spoiler

I can't believe I just said that.

 

Anthony Wiener.

 

I am....Fabricio Death!

 

Ernesto Adventure

 

Miguel Ángel Covert.

 

If she's in the market, she needs to frigging let me know.

My name: Mariano Risk.

On a more serious note, I think it's plain that this problem is pathological with this guy. He says he saw a professional who told him it wasn't an addiction. He needs to get a second opinion on that, if you ask me.



Holy damn I am right here in front of you woman all you have to do is ask

 

I entered 'George Lucas' and got Emilio Gamble, then I entered 'Used Condom' and got Dario Gamble, so I guess they're related.

 

"Armenian Jedi" = Fabricio Badass.

Rogue1-and-a-half = Paco Furtive

Healer Leona = Anibal Smash

Jabba Wocky = Jabba Wocky, funnily enough.

 

Armando Stealth.

And I would totally go lesbian for Huma .