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Who's cuter: John Kerry or Red Leader?

Discussion in 'Archive: Big Brother 3: The Mods Strike Back' started by StarWars_Revelation, Sep 29, 2004.

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Who's cuter: John Kerry or Red Leader?

Poll closed Mar 25, 2012.
  1. John Kerry

    4.5%
  2. Red Leader

    27.3%
  3. A bag of Lay's potato chips

    68.2%
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  1. StarWars_Revelation

    StarWars_Revelation Jedi Master star 5

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  2. StarWars_Revelation

    StarWars_Revelation Jedi Master star 5

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    [image=http://www.firstcoastnews.com/politics/articles/2002-12-01/images/ap_kerry_lg.jpg]

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  3. Darth-Seldon

    Darth-Seldon Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Red leader is a "flip flop" who can never lead his people into battle. He does not have the leadership qualities for it.
     
  4. Smuggler-of-Mos-Espa

    Smuggler-of-Mos-Espa Jedi Youngling star 6

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    As much as Red Leader sucks at his job, i hate Democrats.
     
  5. Jjanda_Solo

    Jjanda_Solo Jedi Master star 5

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    Feb 19, 2001
    Okay, WHERE is the Anakin option?!

    God knows it would be highly applicable and an obvious winner in this particular question.
     
  6. Smuggler-of-Mos-Espa

    Smuggler-of-Mos-Espa Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Yeah, well, that was funny 3 weeks ago. Although an obvious winner, farraday needs to work on his poll subject material.
     
  7. Jjanda_Solo

    Jjanda_Solo Jedi Master star 5

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    Feb 19, 2001
    farraday > you
     
  8. farraday

    farraday Jedi Knight star 7

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    farraday > me too

    Really he's a god and the rest of us mortals are the dust between his monsterous ankle jowls.

     
  9. StarWars_Revelation

    StarWars_Revelation Jedi Master star 5

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    Before we get off topic about how awesome Farraday is, you guys really need to give Red Leader a chance. I mean, he's a HERO. He sacrificed himself so Luke could make the shot that destroyed the Death Star; remember when RL had messed up his shot, and Luke said (basically) "Come over here, we'll cover you" but Red Leader told them to "get set up for their attack run" instead, giving them the chance they needed to destroy the Death Star and save the universe. Think about it, you guys. Red Leader was the man...I still get teary thinking about his death throttle.

    "GAHHHHHHHHHHHH" *Boom* is how it went, I think.
     
  10. farraday

    farraday Jedi Knight star 7

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    He was a pansy, a real man doesn't impact on the surface.
     
  11. StarWars_Revelation

    StarWars_Revelation Jedi Master star 5

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    Are you implying that Luke is a real man?
     
  12. farraday

    farraday Jedi Knight star 7

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    Good point.

    Obviously a real man impacts on the surface, rolls over, and it's lights out.
     
  13. StarWars_Revelation

    StarWars_Revelation Jedi Master star 5

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    A real man belts out some sort of over-emotive death scream and goes bright pink when he dies.
     
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