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Who's still a virgin and will probably die as one..

Discussion in 'Literature' started by amarice77, Dec 3, 2001.

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  1. Max_Jaybo

    Max_Jaybo Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I can't believe you're all talking about this. ok, my picks are...
    Tahiri- although i think she'll have anakin's kid, but she wouldn't be physically impregnated...
    Jacen- he's not so unlike me... *sniff* he even has my first name...
    Corran's son, Hal- not much to say about it though,
    Cihgal(sp?)- i agree, the thought of mon- calamari relations scares me thoroughly.
     
  2. The Cat

    The Cat Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Corran9: Don't give the Discovery Channel any ideas. Wookiees ain't nothin' but mammals.
     
  3. chissdude10

    chissdude10 Jedi Youngling star 5

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    Dude, I dont start it....I just go with it.
     
  4. Max_Jaybo

    Max_Jaybo Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Wookies ,i would think, do it like humans... don't ask why,
    oh, and i just remembered that fish don't really have sex, so the mon calamari just swim up stream and let loose the stuffs...
    *shudders*
    i don't feel clean now...
     
  5. Rogue_Starbuck

    Rogue_Starbuck Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Anyways, I think most likely Tenal Ka. She's only got one arm so... not really... well - Veng_Commando

    I don't think that would be an issue at all. Just because she's has part of an arm missing wouldn't make her any less desirable, IMHO. It's the beauty of the person inside that counts in the long run. :)

    R.
     
  6. Jedi_Rock_Star

    Jedi_Rock_Star Jedi Youngling

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    if you guys REALLY NEED TO SEE A WOOKIE GO AT!!
    goto steakandcheese.com
    i think there is a pick of Chewie and Leia goin at it!
     
  7. amarice77

    amarice77 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Cooolll!!! Wookiees doin it!!! Hey, actually 'doin it' with wookiees isn't sucha bad idea. Think "package size" friends!!!! :D :D :D I think I should start a thread on my fetishes...
     
  8. Eva_Pilot04

    Eva_Pilot04 Jedi Knight star 7

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    I think a wookie would be packing a bit too much for you. [face_laugh] Chewie would probably split you in half ;) . anyway... i don't think jacen is going to hook up with tenel ka.

    tenel ka: come on, jacen, let's get it on!

    jacen: hmmmm.... I wonder if using the force during our session would be right. It would make it more enjoyable, but perhaps it would be flirting too close to the darkside. We must be cautious. After all, in obi-wan's time, the jedi weren't supposed to love. blah blah blah blah

    tenel ka: hmmmmmm.... where's kyp?
     
  9. amarice77

    amarice77 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    :D :D :D Man that was hilarious...but back to Wookiees...c'mon...they'd be phenomenal in bed!!! And as for the remark about Tenel Ka and Jacen..sigh..maybe it's easier if Jacen remains celibate..or turn gay or something..at least he won't be so boring :)
     
  10. MaceWinducannotdie

    MaceWinducannotdie Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I think that Yoda was. When he says things like "size matters not" in that pervert voice of his his ("Mmmmmmmm!") it suggests that he's gotten a little randy over the last 900 years of no action.
     
  11. amarice77

    amarice77 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    true, true :D
     
  12. amarice77

    amarice77 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    This may come as a shock to some of you guys (esp Tana)...I myself am a virgin and that's probably why I like fantasizing about doin it with 2 or more people as I'm currently horny as hell....seroius here... :)
     
  13. Eva_Pilot04

    Eva_Pilot04 Jedi Knight star 7

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    I'd be all too happy to help you out with that particular problem ;)
     
  14. amarice77

    amarice77 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    greeaaatt! Now if you were in the same continent as me...... tellu what...fly ova to NZ and we'll talk more. I'll try to round up some lesbian friends to participate. that cool with ya? :D
     
  15. Eva_Pilot04

    Eva_Pilot04 Jedi Knight star 7

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    *buys a plane ticket* I think I'm in love [face_devil] ;)
     
  16. amarice77

    amarice77 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Hehe...of couse..you'll have to provide your own leather straps, handcuffs, gloves etc...
    :p
    Gotta go...catch yuo later 2nite.
     
  17. PrinceXizor

    PrinceXizor Former TF.N Foreign Book Cover Staff star 5 VIP

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    Hum... Sorry, I couldn't help. ;)
     
  18. solo_yt1300

    solo_yt1300 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    And the award for the most oddest thread goes to... amarice77!!
    8-} :D [face_laugh] ... ;)

    Jacen could be it... doubt they kill him though.

    well Tahiri.. naw She and Jaina maybe doing a little 'consoling' eachother between SBS and Dark Journey. :D
    And Jaina and Zekk at least once... so Jaina is safex2.

    I'd bet Kyp an't a virgin.. but he had to pay for it. [face_evil]
     
  19. ShinagamiWing

    ShinagamiWing Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Muten Roshi needed new bermuda shorts after that incident, no?
     
  20. JediSilverstar

    JediSilverstar Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I'm away from the boards for a few weeks and this is what I come back to...

    gotta love you guys
     
  21. Rebecca191

    Rebecca191 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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  22. Eva_Pilot04

    Eva_Pilot04 Jedi Knight star 7

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  23. ShinagamiWing

    ShinagamiWing Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Hey, 04, is that sn referencing Toji or what?
     
  24. Eva_Pilot04

    Eva_Pilot04 Jedi Knight star 7

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    not really. i just picked 4 because it's the same number as the lab computer i'm on all the time
     
  25. ShinagamiWing

    ShinagamiWing Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Ah. Gotcha. By the way, I need your opinion as a fan; was Asuka homosexual? I don't think so, but I'm just asking everyone I meet to get second opinions.
     
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