Discussion in 'Plymouth (SW England)' started by CGI-BOBAFENT, Feb 19, 2003.
I was just wondering is it just me or is it all fans?
I have at least 2 hours journeying on a bus everyday so have a lot of time to practice -I think i've finally cracked it-
In my head I shouted
" Hey you bugger look over here!"
and the bloke instantly turned around and gave me an extremely nasty look !
Then I thought hmmmm maybe this works so I tried a force choke you know just as a test and he started loosening his tie!
I also tried to make someone cry only the person sat infront of the person i was aiming at did instead-
Ok I may have lost my mind and these are most likely all coincidences but on the bus it was pretty freaky !
I guess you could say I try to use the Force during my Tai Chi classes depending on how you class Chi
only when i'm trying to get the remote control from the other side of the room and i'm too lazy to get up
I have to admit it
Only in the same way Stuey uses it. And it worked. Well I say worked, what I mean is someone got bored of me and went and turned the TV over
that always happens to me Rambles (clone)
maybe we're directing the force wrongly so we end up making others change the channel instead of doing it ourselves
Hey, the force works in mysterious ways Stuey...don't question it!
when the force fails I turn to harry potter. all you must do is:
Pick up nearest wand (i.e pencil, toothbruch, other long thin object)
waves it, point it at the remote and say in a clear voice,
and the remote will fly into your waiting hand.
(or not, in which case the family will look at you rather strangely.
I tried to con my little sister that I could change the channels by blinking -my other sister had the remote hidden from her and she believed it!
actually Siri i don't think i'll be doing that, it's not that it would be embarassing if it didn't work, it's because Harry Potter is bollocks
Although there is a bloody nice Ford Anglia in it [may be learning to drive in one ]
Stuey is in denial...he wants to really
I can confirm Stuey's secret craving for Harry Potter-ness... last lesson he tried to mark the scar on his head with a crayon
LOL. And no denial isn't a large river in egypt....which is what I used to say when I was 10
what has my desire to cover your face in crayon got to do with Harry Potter, i was just trying to cover up your ugliness
Do or Do Not - There is no TRY!
Once at work someone came round looking for a document. I moved my hand in a Jedi-like way and said "This is not the work you are looking for". The eyes glazed over, his mind became blank and he wondered silenty off back to his desk.
Anyway, you should never try to use the Force..."Do or do not".