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Why are Smurfs blue? An in-depth discussion

Discussion in 'Big Brother 3: The Mods Strike Back' started by Spike_Spiegel, Dec 7, 2004.

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  1. Spike_Spiegel

    Spike_Spiegel Former FF Administrator Former Saga Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    In the spirit of the in depth discussions presented in the Saga forum, I present to you the ultimate intellectual discussion. Why are smurfs blue? Is it the iron in their blood? Are their caps pressuring their brains too much? Are they choked every night by a skulking Papa Smurf?

    And while we are in the subject, how on earth do smurfs reproduce??? 100 guys and just one woman in sight????

    Discuss!
     
  2. DarthSapient

    DarthSapient Jedi Youngling star 10

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    If you ever post such a smurfed up thread again, I'll be sure to smurf you right in the smurf. :mad:
     
  3. NaboosPrincess

    NaboosPrincess Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Clearly this is a just a question of evolution. Somewhere in the smurfs' distance past, one of their ancestors had a run-in with a blue alien sent to their land on an expedition for mushrooms. Their descendants have been blue ever since.

    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v102/theatrejedi/smurf.jpg] + [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v102/theatrejedi/alien.jpg] = [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v102/theatrejedi/smurf2.jpg]

    I am not touching that reproduction question, though, way too complicated.
     
  4. DamonD

    DamonD Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Because they're sad.
     
  5. Jedi_Dajuan

    Jedi_Dajuan Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I think the Smurfs are just Nac Mac Feegle in disguise. Any self repecting Pratchett fan knows who the Feegle are. And they are blue from the tatoos.
     
  6. DamonD

    DamonD Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Ahhh, the Nac Mac Feegle.

    "Bigjobs!"
     
  7. Jedi_Dajuan

    Jedi_Dajuan Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    "Ock Aye"
     
  8. Spike_Spiegel

    Spike_Spiegel Former FF Administrator Former Saga Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    You can all smurf my smurf.

    :p
     
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