Why can't I find any parodies in here?

Oh well. Here is my awful Star Wars Parody of the Beatles' "Back in the USSR":

In an AT-AT

Flew in from Coruscant on a T-I-E
Didn?t get to bed last night
On the way the Rebels were trying to kill me
Man I had a dreadful flight
I?m back in the AT-AT
You don?t know how lucky you are boy
While I?m in the AT-AT

Been away so long I still hated the place
Gee it sure is cramped in here.
Squashed in the cock-pit window against my face
And that speeder?s flying way too near.
I?m back in the AT-AT
You don?t know how lucky you are boy
I?m in the AT, I?m in the AT, I?m in the AT-AT

Well the speeder cables really knock this down
You?d think that we couldn?t be beat.
But that cable just goes roun? and roun?
It makes me trip over my feet.

I?m back in the AT-AT.
You don?t know how lucky you are boys
I?m in the AT-AT

Show me round your snow peaked mountains north and south
Take me to your Rebel Base
It would do you no good to scream and shout
We?re gonna win in any case
I?m back in the AT-AT.
You don?t know how lucky you are boy
While I?m in the AT-AT.

Yes! A fellow Beatles kindred spirit!

The reason why you don't really see any parodies around here is because this Music forum is a place to discuss the music written for the Star Wars films, and to a lesser extent, the art of film scoring in general, particularly the work of John Williams.

Your work would be more appreciated in Miscellaneous or maybe even Fan Fiction. Thanks