JCC Why can't I outsource my work to China

http://webcache.googleusercontent.c...y-pro-active-log-review-might-be-a-good-idea/
Apparently, its ideal for a software programmer to outsource his job to China and make a fortune. I admire the guy, sounds like something you would find on the office space sequel if they ever made one.
Although, if the mods got paid makes you wonder if they would do the same though.

 

WormieSaber

 

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What he did was against his employment contract and quite possibly illegal.

 

You can however outsource abusive flatmate relationships to Australia. For the princely sum of $12,000 I will gladly lie to you, take advantage of your funds and show no remorse at the end.

You save $2K by outsourcing!

 

imma undercut that ****. 10000 and ill throw in this jpeg of an old lady pretending to surf



plus if you pick me you wont be an outsourcer but a Job Creator. finally, you too can be a part of mitt romney's constituency!

 

wow look at her go! woooo!

 

$8000, I'll even pretend to be a lesbian.

But really, I've been outsourcing my posts to Indians and Filipinos for the last decade. Only 1/4 of my posts are actually from me, Habib and Sonjay in Bangalore do the lion's share of the posting, but Angelina in Manilla has been making some inroads too.

 

ill go as low as 9000 and ill plant and feed the delusion in your addled brain that i am one of these two strange asian women. your choice which one

 

$5,000 and I'll send you harassing e-mails.

 

asian waifu, beezel. asian waifu.

 

Aren't you a mechanic?

 

*right click; save*

 

$16,000 and you might live to get a new housemate.


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