Why did Luke take off his pants?

lol

Yoda: Pants matter not judge me by my pants do you.

 

yeah... I thought it was lukes pants now..

I think I heard yoda tell him..

hmmmm Bugle boy pants you wear.. hmmm Hard to button the fly is. Docker Stain defenders I recommend. hmmm hmmm hmmm

 

"My own counsel will I keep on who is to wear pants!"

"Away put your pants, I mean you no harm!"

 

LOL^

Yoda: "Why do you wish to become pants?"
Luke: "Mostly because of my father, I guess."
Yoda: "oh, powerful pants was he, powerful pants!"

 

Yeah when luke returns to Dagobah..

Yoda- Luke next time you face Vader.. you must use... use... use.. use..

Luke- what master Yoda? The Force, my light saber, tell me Yoda.. I must know.

Yoda- Luke you must use a belt..

 

That's Luke's jacket! You can see the collar, the sleeves, everything.

Hamill is showing off his beautiful biceps in that scene, as you'll recall.

That would be the backpack that Yoda rode around in. It's made out of jean material.

Happened to be watching ESB the other day...Luke had already put his jacket back on by that scene...(though I agree about Mark's biceps ) But it was the backpack, you can see the straps at the bottom of the pack...love all the pants jokes though. It reminds me of that "underpants" thread...that was hilarious

 

obi wan: those pants are our only hope

yoda: no, there is another pair

 

"Your pants can deceive you, don't trust them"

 

"Come to your senses! What would Senator Amildala do if she were in your pants?"

"She would do her duty."

 

Probably because he flooded them with feces during his "failure at the cave". I know I did.

 

LOL

 

"But with my pants on, I can't even move. How am I supposed to fight?"



Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good pair of pants, kid.

 

Mark's biceps....drools

 

A long time ago in a galaxy Far, Far Away...

STAR PANTS

EPISODE I

THE PHANTOM PANTS

Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Pants. The taxation of trade routs to outlying Pants is in dispute.

Hoping to resolve the Pants with a blockade of deadly Pants, the greedy Pants Federation has stopped all shipping to the small Pants of Naboo.

While the Congress of the Pants endlessly debates this alarming chain of Pants, The Supreme Pants has secretly dispatched two Jedi Pants, the guardians of Pants and Justice in the Pants, to settle the conflict...

 

So... You have constructed your own pants. Your skills are complete.
or
Your pants are complete


I know father.
So... you have accepted the pants.

 

Good against Pants is one thing, good against the living? That's sumptin else!

Feel the pants flow through you

Stretch out with your pants

hokey religions and ancient pants are no match for a good blaster at your side!
or
Hokey pants and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side!

You don't believe in the pants, do you?

Kid I've flown from one end of this glaxy to the other, seen alot of strange pants, but not one thing to make me believe that there's one whole energy field controlling everything.

No mystical pants controls my destiny!
or
No mystical energy field controls my pants!

It's all alot of simple pants and nonsense.

C-3PO- sometimes I just don't understand human pants...

 

I saw 'em!
Saw what?!
Pants. 2 of them heading right for us. they're gonna try to cut us off.


Take Evasive Pants! Aooga! Aooga!

 

Find the controls that extend the pants!
I think I just blasted them...
They're coming through!

Master, moving pants around is one thing this is totally different!

No! No difference! only different in your pants.

 

your pants are weak old man

Gen. Riekkan thinks it's dangerous to let any pants leave...

several pants were beamed here by rebel spys.
or
several transmissions were beamed here by rebel pants.

Shes still got a few pants left in her.

Keep your pants but dont look like you're keeping your pants.

Keep your pants open, huh?

Why you slimy double-crossing no good pants you've got alot of guts...
or
Why you slimy double-crossing no good swindler you've got alot of pants...

What've you done with my pants? Your Pants!?

Would you care to join me for some pants?

Landos got pants that can fix him

We would be honored If you would pants us.

I had no pants, they arrived before you did.

You truely belong with us among the pants.

nevertheless I am taking Capt. Solo and his pants...

he was armed only with pants.

you can waste time with your pants when your chores are done.

your pants will freeze before you reach the third marker!

bring me the pants, I want them alive!

My Pants are freezing up!

Always thinking with your pants!

Look sir, Pants.

ST: Pants Them! (Blast them)

I have the death sentence in 12 pants!

Come, let me get you pants.

Looks like some ones starting to take an intrest in your pants

Hey we dont serve their pants!

I can't abide those pants. disgusting creatures.

Then it Couldn't have been one of those pants

Thats it. The Pants are there.

Alderaan is a peaceful planet we have no pants!

Luuke, help me take these pants off...

Now witness the Pants of theis fully armed and opperational battle station

I was going to the Tochi Station to pick up some pants!
You can waste time with your pants when your chores are done.

You would have been killed too, and the pants would now be in the hands of the empire

How long have you had these pants?

Next time you want to talk to me come see me yourself don't send one of these pants.

Well he'd better have those pants on the south ridge repaired by midday...

imperial pants have entered the base...

Get to your pants!

I've lost my Pants(gunner)!

Cut the pants (chatter)!

May the pants be with you

A wretched hive of pants and villany

ya wanna buy some pants?
you don't want to sell me pants.

Tell that to Jabba, he may only take your pants.

I want every part of the pants checked!

good pants red 2!

I must obey my pants.

pants? Here? I must tell the others!

Having trouble with your pants? -lando

theres an awful lot of pants in here..

All these pants have overwhelmed the circuits in my counterpart here...

he certainly has pants

we ran into some old pants.

blast the pants kid

What good are pants going to be against that?!

No Pants! As you wish...

Bounty hunters. We don't need their pants!

I used to bullseye pants in my t-16 back home

Luke we're gonna have pants

Into the pants flyboy!

she must've hidden the plans in the pants

Many pants died to bring us this information

We have stolen a small Imperial pants

traveling through hyperspace isnt like dusting pants boy!

We're caught in a tractor pants!

There will be no escaped for the pants this time

you know of the rebellion against the pants?!

have you been in many Pants?

Lord vader demands an update on the pants

Pants accepted capt. Needa...

The pants will be down in moments

you may begin landing your pants

hear me pants, hold together

Let the pants win

your pants can decieve you

then I'll see you in pants!

The force can have a strong influence on the pants.

Are the pants ready?

Fast pants? never heard of the millenium falcon?

these arent the pants you're looking for

concentrate all pants on that super star destroyer

There is no pants (conflict)...

He will show you the true nature of the pants!

han? Leia? there in pants!

away put your pants

...They'll dump their pants before they go into hyperspace..

there will be no escape for the pants this time

If word of this gets out it could g

 

You will pay for your lack of pants!

 

Whew!

I am the Lord of the Pants! Mwahahahaha!

 

"luke you've taken your pants off, what's wrong?" mission control

"nothing I am all right, it's hot in this x-wing" luke



"it's all clear kid put your pants on and go home" han

 

Admiral Ozzel broughts us out of hyperspace to close to the pants...

 

The Emperor's coming here??

That is correct and he is most displeased with your lack of pants!

 

C3-P0: They seem to believe that I am some sort of pants.

Han: Well, why don't you use your divine pants & get us out of here.

C3-P0: That just wouldn't be proper. It's against my programming to impersonate pants.

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