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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Discussion in 'Big Brother 3: The Mods Strike Back' started by comet1440, Oct 21, 2004.

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  1. comet1440

    comet1440 Jedi Master star 4

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  2. Darth-Seldon

    Darth-Seldon Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    So it could escape the massive crowd attacking comet1440.
     
  3. Darth_AYBABTU

    Darth_AYBABTU Jedi Master star 6

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    You tell me.

    AYBABTU

     
  4. bburditt

    bburditt Jedi Youngling star 5

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    We're waiting.
     
  5. Darth-Seldon

    Darth-Seldon Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    The suspense is killing me.
    Some cliff hanger.
     
  6. comet1440

    comet1440 Jedi Master star 4

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    The chicken crossed the road because I told it to.
     
  7. bburditt

    bburditt Jedi Youngling star 5

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    That was lame.
     
  8. Darth-Seldon

    Darth-Seldon Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    So not only did it understand English, it also understood your broken English? That is one remarkable chicken. Get this guy on the news, a miracle of nature!

    -Seldon
     
  9. comet1440

    comet1440 Jedi Master star 4

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    That was lame.

    Just like you.

    So not only did it understand English, it also understood your broken English? That is one remarkable chicken. Get this guy on the news, a miracle of nature!


    LOL, wow your funny.


    [face_plain]
     
  10. bburditt

    bburditt Jedi Youngling star 5

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    Just like you.

    That was lame.
     
  11. Darth-Seldon

    Darth-Seldon Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Am I supposed to be funny? I'm not the one telling jokes!
     
  12. bburditt

    bburditt Jedi Youngling star 5

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    Comet, let me ask you a question. If I was a student at your school, and I walked up to you and punched you in the face, what would happen to me?
     
  13. Darth-Seldon

    Darth-Seldon Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    The Principal would present you with a civic service award. The entire faculty, staff and student body would treat you to a nice dinner.

    -Seldon
     
  14. comet1440

    comet1440 Jedi Master star 4

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    EDIT:nevermind
     
  15. Darth-Seldon

    Darth-Seldon Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Sounds like a threat to me.
    You are stating your violent tendencies. A clear warning sign for future crime.

    -Seldon
     
  16. bburditt

    bburditt Jedi Youngling star 5

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    Would you do it yourself? How do you know you would get me?

    If I gave you my address right now would you send up people to do that?
     
  17. AmazingB

    AmazingB Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I'm sorry, but I feel something is going completely ignored in this thread and it needs pointing out. Several things actually.

    A post by comet:

    [blockquote]That was lame.

    Just like you.

    So not only did it understand English, it also understood your broken English? That is one remarkable chicken. Get this guy on the news, a miracle of nature!


    LOL, wow your funny.
    [/blockquote]

    Ok, everyone have a notebook and pen handy? Let's break this down. Firstly, comet is told his joke, aptly so, was lame. And his witty rejoinder was "Just like you," clearly worthy of Shakespeare. He then followed a lame joke made by someone who I don't remember who it was with "LOL, wow your funny." Clearly comet is so confident in his astounding wit, that the irony of his successive comments did not bother him.

    But this is not the last time we shall see comet so casually brush aside the cruel Hand of Irony! A point was raised in the lame joke made by someone who I don't remember who it was that comet lacks the mental synapses to properly utilize the English language (though not quite so intelligently). To which comet, throwing caution to the wind and defying the harsh Mistress of Irony, said "your funny."

    If only we were all so comfortable with ourselves, oh what things we could achieve!

    And then he pussed out and edited a post. Alas.

    So, in conclusion, I think I speak for all of us when I say regarding our dear friend comet, there but for the Grace of God go I.

    Amazing.
     
  18. PrincessKenobi

    PrincessKenobi New Films Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Easy to get far away from you, because obiviously your a poultry farmer. And the Chicken is scared for its life that your going to cut it up into oh so yummy Chiken Nuggets and send the left over bits to McDonalds so they can make icky nuggets.

    How dare you scare that chicken!

    ~PK~
     
  19. StarWars_Revelation

    StarWars_Revelation Jedi Master star 5

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