In the same vein as my Movie Merchandising Missed Opportunities thread, but for stuff that was, you know, actually made and that no one asked for. First up: "Tonight, on The Looooove Boat...." Yes, some toy company (Mego) actually made 3 3/4-inch scale (Star Wars-sized) action figures from The Love Boat! Why they did is anyone's best guess. Other than a kid using the Isaac figure as the bartender in the old Kenner Mos Eisley Cantina playset, I got nothing else to say about these. I'm just as stupefied they were made as you are.