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Why didn't the Ewoks try to roast Leia?

Discussion in 'Classic Trilogy' started by darkcide, Jun 25, 2003.

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  1. darkcide

    darkcide Jedi Master star 4

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    Did they have something else in mind for the princess{wink-wink)?
     
  2. darkcide

    darkcide Jedi Master star 4

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    Come on, people. Help me out here.I reply to YOUR threads.
     
  3. Darth_MacDaddy

    Darth_MacDaddy Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Must say I've always thought this but I assume its because she gave food to the little dude. To be honest I have no idea, I just felt sorry for you cause no-one replied [face_laugh]
     
  4. WILL-of-The-Force

    WILL-of-The-Force Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Maybe they used her to lure the rest of the gang there, so they could have a big scran instead of eating a small meal like little Leia
     
  5. Darth Dark Helmet

    Darth Dark Helmet Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    She brought them fluffy, munchy popcorn. You don't kill people like that.
     
  6. Darth_MacDaddy

    Darth_MacDaddy Jedi Padawan star 4

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    You do if you want the popcorn ;)
     
  7. Errant_Venture

    Errant_Venture Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Because they saw how beautiful she is? [face_love]

    I guess it is because Wicket was a witness to Leia killing some Imperial troops and figured a enemy to their enemy is a friend to them.
     
  8. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek

    Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling star 10

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    Leia didn't threaten the Ewoks or their new "god" like Han did. The Ewoks felt that the only way to appease Threepio was to roast his attackers.
     
  9. IliveinHoth

    IliveinHoth Jedi Youngling star 2

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    She probably would have been best enjoyed raw.
     
  10. ryan123450

    ryan123450 Jedi Master star 2

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    Wicket brought Leia back and told them all she was a friend. But since the rest of them were caught in a hunting net and Chewwy looks like an animal anyway they just thought the others were food. They probably didn't think twice about it.
     
  11. JBRO_13

    JBRO_13 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    'Cause she FINE. She's TOO FINE.
     
  12. jedi_master_ousley

    jedi_master_ousley Manager Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    She befriended Wicket, gave him food, killed some Imperials, and happens to be very hot. What more could an Ewok want?
     
  13. Spacehunter24

    Spacehunter24 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    They didn't roast her because she was already smokin' hot. :D

    Seriously, the reason was already stated above: Wickett probably vouched for her that she was cool, having been nice to him and killing taking care of two Imperials.
     
  14. darkcide

    darkcide Jedi Master star 4

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    Or maybe the Ewoks only eat males.
     
  15. Attack_of_the_Ewoks

    Attack_of_the_Ewoks Jedi Youngling star 4

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    There's a lot of threads about the ewoks. I think they only saw male humans and wookie as potential food. They dont eat females.
     
  16. DamonD

    DamonD Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Maybe they decided to just fatten Leia up first ;)
     
  17. RRS-1980

    RRS-1980 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    ...yeah, coz there wasn't much meat on her... :D
     
  18. MeBeJedi

    MeBeJedi Force Ghost star 6

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    But the white meat is best (like a sun-tanned girl. ;) )


    I'd be looking forward to "breaking the wishbone", if you know what I mean. :D
     
  19. Jedi_OrganaSolo

    Jedi_OrganaSolo Jedi Youngling

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    I thought Wicket thought of her as a potential mate, like that one ewok that really liked Han's leg. :D
     
  20. MikeSolo

    MikeSolo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Because Leia didn't try to shoot them or insult their golden god :) Plus she didn't get caught in one of their traps. That net Chewie got everyone into was probalby there to catch dinner. Plus why would you eat someone as hot as Leia well physically eat her like a cannibal. There is another way to eat her which isn't approiate for this web site :)
     
  21. Devilanse

    Devilanse Jedi Knight star 5

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    If Leia came over to your pad, would you try to roast her?

    Come on! :D
     
  22. Spike2002

    Spike2002 Former FF-UK RSA and Arena Manager star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    She came to the village with Wicket, and she hadn't been caught on a hunting trip.

    Plus they musta loved that hair...
     
  23. OutlawYoda

    OutlawYoda Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Because shes hot. ;)
    I'd say the ewoks were pretty interested in her.. also when they gave her that hippie hair.. hehehehehehe *sighs outloud after laughing for a long time* Weirdos
     
  24. JangoxFett

    JangoxFett Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Maybe the Ewoks remembered seeing Leia aka Carrie Fisher in a little film called "Under the Rainbow" and she was nice to the little people in that film. ... get it? most of the ewoks (actors) were in that also.

    hehe ;)
     
  25. Hans_Olo

    Hans_Olo Jedi Youngling star 1

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    they didnt roast her cuz it says that they didnt in the script
     
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