Bay City, MI Why do crackheads love me?!?!?!

i'm just wondering. what are your thoughts on this? they all just seem to love me. even the grumpy ones that hate everything.

 

The same reason the guys from two men and a truck wave at you.

 

the same reason that crackheads love crack!

 

ummmm thanks guys. these have been most helpful replies.

 

Not as helpful as the initial inquiry, I assure you. My theory is, you probably smell like crack to them.

 

i hope i don't smell like crack.

 

I wasn't gonna say anything, but yeah, you do.

 

how do you know what crack smells like hutt?

 

I was being facetious. I have no idea what crack smells like. *grabs Joda, and takes a biiig whiff* j/k

 

ummmmm? I don't...

 

good!!!
i want you to stay away from that stuff hutt!!!

 

*out of tune*
crack-girl is poison

 

never trust a big butt and a pipe that girl is...

 

poison.

 

you said it

 

ya know what i'm sayin'?

 

*porchworm*
dat criak idn'not poisin! it happahn to be a fyne substible for my cardial condission - anginer pectorial!

 

oh no!!!! porchworms?!?!?

 

Does the porch need a antibotic or something?

 

i don't know. maybe i need to take a sample from the porch to the lab.
i think someone needs to get to the bottom of this.

 

maybe it just needs to get cozy with a good book and an empty lightbulb to smoke crack out of.

 

reading and smoking crack together for the first time!!!!

 

porchworm is a man and not a worm!