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Why do some people hate the Ewoks?

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by Sith_Angel, Jul 22, 2002.

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  1. -Ulic_Qel-Droma-

    -Ulic_Qel-Droma- Jedi Youngling star 1

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    yub yub commander...there physiology is outstanding...and the way the meat smells when its cooked...i mean, they are wonderful specimens and a wonderful example of animal evolution...oo look at the way it simmers....mmmmmmm...im leaving before i get shot.....
     
  2. Daughter_of_Yubyub

    Daughter_of_Yubyub Jedi Master star 6

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    They're intelligence is, at best, equivalent to that of a monkey

    Okay, first of all, they are highly intelligent, but from a "primitive" culture. Secondly, Kolot the Ewok pilot was greatly enhanced as part of an Imperial plot. Oh, and then there's Lieutenant Kettch, the greatest Ewok of all times!
     
  3. ferelwookie

    ferelwookie Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I'd like to see a special-special-special edition of ROTJ that digitally combines footage from AOTC...where Anakin's slaughter of the Tuskens is munipulated to become Luke wiping out the Ewoks!

    "They're like animals...wait a minute...they ARE animals...and I slaughtered them like little furry animals!"
     
  4. MayBut2

    MayBut2 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    I personally like Ewoks, but why people hate them, probably because they are little annoying furballs! Did I say I like them??
     
  5. Minigo Varay

    Minigo Varay Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Or why not make a special-special edition of AOTC where the film is actually good, with a puppet Yoda that doesn't jump around making silly irrating sounds with a lightsabre (the ewoks are way cooler than that), good acting, no silly CGI monsters that looks like they've fled from a B-horror movie, and a story. That would be something.


    Well, back to the subject.


    The ewoks are cool. I just love the scene when the ewoks blow their horns and every stormtrooper in the area turns around confused! A real nice Star Wars moment.
     
  6. Drac39

    Drac39 Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    They are the Jar Jar Binks of the 80`s.I dont know they are better than him.Kill Jar Jar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  7. Daughter_of_Yubyub

    Daughter_of_Yubyub Jedi Master star 6

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    They are better than Jar Jar because they actually succeeded in being cute. Also, they deliberately kick bad guy butt instead of winning by sheer clutziness and dumb luck.
     
  8. ferelwookie

    ferelwookie Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I like Ewoks.





























    Dead ones.
     
  9. Minigo Varay

    Minigo Varay Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Daughter_of_Yubyub - "They are better than Jar Jar because they actually succeeded in being cute. Also, they deliberately kick bad guy butt instead of winning by sheer clutziness and dumb luck."

    I totally agree with you! That scene with Jar-Jar getting his foot stuck and accidentally shots the battledroids is terrible!
     
  10. AndrewRanta_da

    AndrewRanta_da Jedi Youngling star 2

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    they ARE dumb that is Why People dont like them
     
  11. Darth_Jes

    Darth_Jes Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I possibly hate the Ewoks because they beat the stormtroopers, and because they made this annoying laughs when they celebrated
     
  12. ferelwookie

    ferelwookie Jedi Padawan star 4

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    They also EAT human beings! Why should we like these savages?! ;)
     
  13. Darth_Jes

    Darth_Jes Jedi Youngling star 1

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    You're right, Ferelwookie
     
  14. Shelley

    Shelley Jedi Youngling star 5

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    People would have rather seen Kashyyyk as the planet Return of th Jedi focused on and watch a bunch of Wookies fighting the Empire.

    Evidence of this?

    I just love how bashers act like they speak for everyone.
     
  15. Shelley

    Shelley Jedi Youngling star 5

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    Teddy-bears with sticks defeat Emperor's "best troops" that probably helped to wipe out the Jedi order???!!!

    "Probably," huh? Why not wait and see?

    Those "best troops" were lousy in a firefight. They couldn't even hit a target from a distance of 10 feet.

    Plus the terrain of Endor was unfamiliar to them. It was the home terrain of the Ewoks; they knew it like the backs of their paws. Hence it was easy to set up booby traps and such.
     
  16. ferelwookie

    ferelwookie Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I for one, would've prefered to see Wookies vs. Stormies at the end of ROTJ, rather than Ewoks. There was an early version of ANH that Lucas intended for Wookies to be involved in the end battle. Plus, a Wookie/ Imperial battle on Kashyyak <sp. would've given Lucas a chance to further develop an existing character, Chewie, and revealed some of what his culture was about, rather than introducing a bunch of half-size Wookies in the third act.
     
  17. Daughter_of_Yubyub

    Daughter_of_Yubyub Jedi Master star 6

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    If you listen to the interview, he basically says that when Wookies were intended to be the ones in the battle, they were taller versions of Ewoks. They would have used the same methods.
     
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