Why dont we see this kind of jedi?

using the force around and on] the ladies is the key requirment for us guys!!! ooooh the possabilities!!!

 

I could really use the force to help me clean my room

It's a mess, I'm serious you can't see the floor

 

Have you ever seen that fan movie, "American Jedi"? That's how a Jedi uses the force to have fun.

OBI-WAN: (mind trick) "You (beep)(beep) me"
GIRL #1: (slaps Obi-Wan)

OBI-WAN: (mind trick) "You (beep)(beep) me"
GIRL #2: (slaps Obi-Wan)

OBI-WAN: (mind trick) "You (beep)(beep) me"
GIRL #3: (slaps Obi-Wan)

OBI-WAN: (mind trick) "You (beep)(beep) me"
GIRL #4: (slaps Obi-Wan)

Eventually, he does it. But you get the picture. He also uses the force to give a wind effect to female clothing... Monroe style.

EDIT: (beep)(beep)

 

thanks JediMasterEllic_Kier, I look forward to attending the classes.

You know it would be intersting to see a football game for the jedi academy vs like a military academy. hehe...

I think the jedi have a sense of humor its just a tad dry. Like the fun Yoda had with Luke in ESB? Now that is a funny scene.

 

poor obi getting slapped

 

"With great powers comes great responsibility." -Spiderman

Yoda is the wise one, because he is old and has seen that showing off, doesn´t accomplish anything besides awe, which is good in and of itself, but if you walked to south america and showed some forgotten tribe a cd player, they would regard you as Gods. But to you that is just normal, because everyone can do it. Be wise but teasing, be teasing but wise. Be you.




DD - Dane´s Danish

 

Be wise but teasing, be teasing but wise. Be you.

that just became my new moto