Why? How? Is this a sign of the Apocalypse?

http://www.darkhorizons.com/news06/061107b.php


How could this sequel be greenlit? Why was the sequel greenlit? Somebody please explain this!

 

Er... Apocalypse Now sequel?

edit: ah there's the info! Bloodrayne? the hell? I don't think I even knew there was an original movie.

 

Uwe Boll must have sold his soul or they haven't fixed whatever loophole i've been hearing about over the last couple of years.

 

Honestly, the only good scene in the movie was the sex scene, and even that was mediocre.

Do people not look at Uwe Boll's resume? I mean, the guy's movies suck. He has ruined pretty much every game adaptation that he has ever touched. I love the way Hideo Kojima essentially said "No way in hell" when Boll mentioned he'd like to do the Metal Gear Solid movie.




Don?t Ask, Don?t Tell: Weak on Defense!

 

The loophole was actually fixed before Bloodrayne was released in the US...so I think that he's somehow sold his soul (if he ever had one) to whichever demon/demigod/falled archangel/god that would accept it to make this movie, though I can't think of any one who would accept his soul.

 

Me neither.

That was great.

 

Everyday I wait for the news article that announces Boll's death. I'm laying 2-1 odds that some demented fan-boy who forgot to takes his meds takes him out.

 

So crap like Bloodrayne can get a sequel, but good stuff like Serenity can't? There's something amiss here.

 

indeed..

 

I have never seen a single Uwe Boll movie, though I think sometime I should get really, really drunk and remedy that.

Anyway, this line from the article just cracked me up:

"Instead of the European Dark Ages, this time the story revolves around a vampire invasion in the old West."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

Well I think Serenity could get a sequel, it would just have to be directed by Uwe Boll.

 

This is all just a sick joke. Tomorrow Ashton Kutcher's gonna punk us all, I know it.

 

Agreed. Have you seen the trailer for the Dungeon Siege movie? Its a trainwreck waiting to happen. Yes, its got Jason Statham, but honestly, who the hell casts BURT REYNOLDS in a fantasy movie????

 

He's going to come here and box you all straight to hell now.

 

Unfortunately, there isn't enough booze or illicit drugs in the world to make any of his movies enjoyable.

 

Let alone less watchable, I suspect.

 

Very true. I decided to watch 'Bloodrayne' On Demand the other night, and with 3 fingers of scotch gone, and five minutes into the movie, I had to change the channel. It was that bad. 5 minutes...but at least I didn't have to pay a dime for it.

 

Noooooooo!

 

You want to see a horrendous movie? Go watch Kull with Kevin Sorbo.

*shudders*

 

I was sitting on my butt in front of the TV after the kids went to bed. I wouldn't ever pay to see a movie by Uwe Boll. It was free.

 

My theory is that the owners of the MT3K concept pay Boll to make movies so that the TV show will be revived to make fun of them.

It's the only logical explanation.

 

That would be awesome if it was true. They would have a lot of Uwe Boll made **** to work with. It would lightning in a bottle if that happened.

 

I heard he contacted Valve about doing a Half-Life movie and Gabe Newell told him some very vulgar things he could do with himself while staying away from anything Valve ever made.

 

He approached Bungie and Microsoft a while ago about doing a Halo movie, and they told him to take his head and shove it where the sun don't shine, and he then had the audacity to badmouth the upcoming Halo movie (they'll find a studio to finance & distribute it or Microsoft will pay the bills and another studio will distribute it). Ain't that funny?

 

lol..