Why? How? Is this a sign of the Apocalypse?

"Absolutely not! I don't know why Uwe Boll is even talking about this kind of thing. We've never talked to him. It's impossible that we'd ever do a movie with him."

 

I hope he contacts David Jaffe about a God of War movie. Jaffe already says **** every other sentence. The things he would probably tell Boll would be priceless.

 

Well,what can you say about a guy who would cast Tara Reid as a brilliant Scientest and Burt Reynolds as a Medieval King?
I understand that the Craprayne sequel will be direct to DVD,which means a new level of suckutitude from Boll. His previous films actually had decent sized budgets,and look at how bad they were. With the limited budget that any straight to dVD film has, Boll might acheive new levels of badness.
"Far Cry" is the last film Boll can make under the German Tax Laws which gave him his funding,so his budgets are going to dry up after "Far Cry".He might end up doing nothing but grade Z straight to video films,but,frankly,Boll should not even be allowed to do that.