Indi, IN Why Imperials Are Lame

I think this should explain itself:
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Only an imperial would wear something like that with a boa. Really brings a new meaning to the term "white trash"!

 

Emperor Zuckuss will have both your heads for this...bwahahahahahahha...

 

See here is my problem with this. TK-616 has to do this to make himself look lame where as with others it just come naturally

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BLOODFIN

 

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Hrmmm....

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Everyone knows that the TK's dig chicks and chicks dig the TK's.

 

Using toys to lure those chicks doesn't count.

 

Eat this.

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(Credit goes to TK861!)

BLOODFIN!

 

Your fighting a loosing battle here. Imperials rock, and we have the proof to back it up. Check out the interweb site:

Bloodfingarrison.com

If I?m not mistaken, it was the rebels that wanted to join the now infamous, "A Night Out With TK-616". It was not the other way around. I would like to know when there was an event that showcased the knap sack wearing, hippy mentality having rebels? Never.
Also, if my Troops showed up at that "Special" event, we would steal the spotlight once more and once again put the rebels in their place.

Do kids like Jedi?
Survey says: "NO"

Go to the event section on Bloodfin's event board and Check out the swarms of kids on my Troopers and then compare that to the Lameness of Emerald Green's broken Jedi robes. Only after we told the kids that he was Darth Vader?s lost cousin, did they hang out with him.

I know what all the Lamerson, want ta be troopers, that are known throughout the galaxy, as the whiney rebel scum that they are, will bring up movie scenes and situations that will promote their pathetic pleas and propaganda. The fact is that in the "Real" world, Troopers and the empire that they represent will reign. We will always get the attention, the chicks? affection, and the reputation. Rebels will, now and forever, cry about it.

Join us...
We will make you more powerful than you ever imagined...
We are Bloodfin.

Tk-616
Bloodfin Garrison Commander

 

Chicks dig guys that can't aim and lose the galaxy to midget cousin IT's.

Go figure.

 

Let's face it. People dig a cool looking uniform. Run of the mill Jedi's are mistaken for a monk or something. The only Rebels that get attention are Pilots and Slave Leia. Deep inside everyone wants to be an imperial. The two things stopping them are pride and/or money.

I use to preach the Rebel cause. However, I have seen that the Empire is the way to go. I have seen the power of the dark side. Join the Bloodfin. Together we can defeat the rebelion and get people to wear respectable clothes once more.

 

HEY! HEY! HEY! Watch who you're attacking there TK. I find your lack of faith disturbing ... (Force chokes TK)




Besides, I'm working on it. Still looking for the Imp hat & rank bars...

 

until i see you on stage with no doubt you do not rock.



733t C0rP5!!!

 

until I see a chick mouthing your cod piece, u still suck.

Tk

 

That Imperial with the dress is hillarious.
But another reason there lame is.................they cant seem to shoot worth anything.