FF:NSW Why is Anakin kissing Obiwan?

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Because Jedi are gay & without attachment....

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

 

As a result of poor concentration and attention, when Yoda explained "Kiss when mistletoe be under" Anakin thought Yoda said "Kiss french master obiwan"

And, well, you must always obey master yoda ...

 

Holly Answers

A. they "slipped"
B. "it isn't what it looks like"
C. practising for end of year play, they "swear it!"
D. they were "channelling the force"

 

Since Anakin can't grow his own moustache he thought that he could improve his cricket playing skills by trying to get obi-wans to rub off on him...

 

If you guys don't mind, I'm just going to give the Americans a link to this thread and see how the banner SHOULD be taken, as an alternative to the indignant moral outrage path that some of them seem to enjoy.

 

Are we being / will be reprimanded ??

 

Ooh goody, I hope so Evil!

In the spirit of the image, I want to be reprimanded with a large wooden spoon!

 

okay, NOW i'm weirded out.... That last post was weirder than the picture..... *shudders*

It looks like something from the Clone Wars series.....

 

How is that comment wierder than Obiwan and Anikan gettin' it on?!

 

Its just a "special bond" that only Masters & Padawans share....

Jedi can spread the seed... just not hang around afterward...

 

Thiis comenyt wns teh wwierd kontsest.

 

What he said.

 

They're licking each other's face a bit so that Bestman will come and help them out of a jam. Also I swear I heard Piggles say she'd take her top off if they made out a little. That's Piggles that said that, not me. Really.

 

what can i say man + man equal a lub i encourage

 

YAY, but I don't want to see John Travolta kissing anyone.

 

Well this thread took a fun spin in the last few posts!