Why is it....

... that when you're making toast you can stand there and watch it for ages and it won't go brown then you turn your back on it for 1 second to answer your phone and it turns into charcoal GGgrrrrrrrrr.... it's a conspiricy I tells ya...

 

it's true. the bread is laughing at us.

 

um...

Yeah...and the difference between setting 2 and setting 3 is slightly toasted to charcoal.

Feckin toasters

 

I grill my toast. Gives it a nicer crunch. Like my grandma makes it

 

Toasters are the work of the devil I tells ya... it's No1 setting warm bread No2 setting HOT bread No3 setting charcoal.... they should rename toasters incinerators AND have you nticed with toasters they never pop up when you're looking at them... they wait till you have your back turned and it's silent then pop up REALLY loudly which makes you jump out of your skin.............................. or is that just me

Yeah so do I Gav Daragon... but it's still the same... well yeah I suppose it's crunch alright

 

I know exactly what you mean. All the bread puddings at Tesco seem to be made out of charcoal. You can literally squeeze the 'raisins' and they explode in a shower of black stuff.

 

LOL... that's it it really IS a conspiricy... bread hates us!!

 

Forget toast DQ. Warm your baps instead. It's a much more pleasant experience.

 

Or your bloomers Rach !!

 

Dim...

Restrain yourself.

 

tis the law of Sod.

 

LOL @ TankTopMunkee.

 

LOL @ TTG... Nah it's always better when someone else does that FOR you

You warm TTGs Bloomers for her anakin??? Well, well, well......... My mom warned me about people like you

 

By the way why has Alpha edited his colours so that he looks like a normal scummy user like us lot? I almost missed his moderatorishness.

 

Camouflage.... so he can move amongst us unseen and unnoticed... mmmmmmmm.... VERY cunning indeed

 

Recently Anakins been holding them over his (_!_) and blowing, in an attempt to warm them, so frankly, I've had to go bloomerless.

 

EEewwwww... put them on a boilwash m'dear with a handful of Soda crystals in the soap... should get........well......... SOME of the stains out anyhow...

 

Thanks for the advice. But look @ Anakin (aka Uri Geller btw) I had no luck with an industrial blow torch

 

I've just realised something about you Rach.

 

Go on..

// rolls eyes and waits for insult

 

You're completely and utterly insane aren't you. A complete nut farmer.

I couldn't make the slightest bit of sense out of your last post.

 

I understood it... does that make me a nut job also?

 

LOL

Straight out of the mouth of Captain Sensible.

Dim - the person who lists the Smacking Of The Stupid, bandanas, petrol drinking and Garett Endi, as some of his leisure pursuits.

 

You're completely and utterly insane aren't you. A complete nut farmer.

....sound of a penny dropping...

There's nothing like the smell of burnt toast in the morning.

 

Garrettendi is a PLEASURE PERSUIT???? OMG... *tries NOT to think about it*

My whole HOUSE smells of burnt toast now COJ, but I have my oil burner on with Vanilla oil in it...MMmmmmmmmmmm