JCC Why so unfriendly?

i was trying to guide tom to the button that, once pressed, would pop open my back hatch so that he could gain entry. but i forgot where it was, so i was leading him on a WHILED GOOZE CHAISE.

 

pretty much the story of my life.

 

i'm sorry buddy. i love you, i really do.

 

awww i love you too.

 

I will bake your wedding cake... it will contain a very special ingredient.

 

semmens?

 

Of course... different species and flavors.

 

i would request pup-based frosting but i'm not sure tom likes to eat pup.

 

Yeah... that's an acquired taste.

 

This thread gave me a boner.

 

Hi Dave... we took a thread created for unfriendly people and turned it into a Turkish bath house.

 

Yes, this would sufficiently explain my engorgement. That said....I sure do miss Darth Viper.

 

I miss Pete... I should try to lure him back here.

 

I will assist in any way I can.

 

All it would take is a filthy diaper and you in a rubber thong.

 

Consider it done.

 

I can use the rubber thong as a sling for the dirty diapers. this works.

 

No... the promise of poop is what will lure him here... we don't want to fling it at him. If he's getting deliveries, he'll be less likely to come on over. Dave in the thong is just for good measure... the diaper should be enough. I know Pete very well.

 

I'm fairly certain this is one of the most friendly images I've ever seen:

 

Great, Big Al... you killed the thread.

 

I'm not sure if a knockoff Elmo is "friendly." According to the internet, the man in the costume is probably a deranged anti-Semite.

 

You mean fearless anti-Jew warrior, Melvin Gibson?