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Why Star Wars is better than Star Trek

Discussion in 'Daytona Beach, FL' started by Q99213, Jun 3, 2003.

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  1. Q99213

    Q99213 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    10) In the Star Wars universe, weapons are rarely, if ever, set on "stun."

    9) The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp--the Millenium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.

    8) After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable--after pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.

    7) One word: lightsabers.

    6) Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.

    5) The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.

    4) Luke Skywalker not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.

    3) Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.

    2) The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I

    1) Picard pilots Enterprise through asteroid belt at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.

    and I thought this list was just cool: [link=http://www.gilchrist.cwc.net/starwars/swjokes/swvst.html]ST vs SW[/link]
     
  2. Captain_NoBeard

    Captain_NoBeard Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I noticed that a large portion of the reasons given on the huge list have to do with whose ship is bigger or meaner, who can beat whom if they were pitted against each other, and the like. Lots of violent sentiments! Fascinating . . .
    Being a fan of both I could make convincing arguments in either direction, but I'm not a "vs." kind of guy :cool:
     
  3. Q99213

    Q99213 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Ah ha! Another fan of both! :D muwahahahaha!
     
  4. Jayna

    Jayna Jedi Padawan star 4

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    You already heard my opinion- and my grandfather's- on the matter, Q.
     
  5. Q99213

    Q99213 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    LOL! Yes, I remember Grandpa Kenobi's words quite clearly. I think my ears are still ringing :p
     
  6. Jayna

    Jayna Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jayna Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I'm confused as to why my last post didn't turn into the extra happy little face that it always turns into. Did I type it wrong?
     
  8. Jayna

    Jayna Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Let's try this again.

    :D
     
  9. Jayna

    Jayna Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Yay! That one was happy!
     
  10. Q99213

    Q99213 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    lol, I've had it happen a few times. Too many people on the boards :p
     
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