Sac, CA Why Star Wars is cooler than Star Trek...

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  1. Aunt Jar Jar Mimah Jedi Master

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    13) Wesley Crusher doesn't live in our Galaxy far, far away.

    12) In the Star Wars universe, weapons are rarely, if ever, set on "stun."

    11) The enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of 20 just to go into warp -- the Millenium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.

    10) After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess still looks fresh and desirable -- after pithy ardassian
    starvation torture, Picard looks like hell.

    9) Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.

    8) Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.

    7) One word: lightsabers.

    6) The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.

    5) The Death Star doesn't care if the Earth is class M or not.

    4) Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.

    3) Picard pilots through the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-quarter inpulse power. Han Solo floors it.

    2) Aliens have make-up in other places besides their foreheads.

    1) Death Star vs. Enterprise.
  2. TionneHawk Jedi Knight

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    Also...
    * You don't need a degree in engineering to know that THIS one goes HERE and THAT one goes THERE!
  3. Mara_Jade_Fan Jedi Knight

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    ^ LOL!

    Also, check out the new intro at:

    StarWarsSpoofs.com

    Make sure you have your sound on! It is a cute spoof about what would happen if Luke Skywalker met up with the Enterprise. It is hilarious!
  4. Master_Jedi_Cecil Jedi Youngling

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    I believe that Star Wars and Star Trek can live in harmony with eachother. I guess it can never be...
  5. TionneHawk Jedi Knight

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    HA HA HA! I think I woke my roommate up laughing at the intro. That is so great!

    *goes back to play it again*
  6. Darth_Hater Jedi Master

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    because Star Trek sucks, and Star Wars rules.....if you want to get technical.
  7. JangoFandango Jedi Youngling

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    Now really, who stands in line longer than 20 minutes for a Star Trek movie? I think I've stood in line longer for That Darn Cat than a Star Trek movie. I've admitted too much, haven't I?
  8. TionneHawk Jedi Knight

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    I think that was more than any of us wanted to know ;) Its true, I would skip class to see Star Wars (not that I have)...and I don't skip class for nobody.
  9. qui-gundi_14 Jedi Youngling

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    there coming out with another horrible star trek movie. at the premier of AOTC a guy dressed up as spak and everyone beat the crap out of him with plastic lightsabers
  10. Lord_Darth_Vader Jedi Knight

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  11. qui-gundi_14 Jedi Youngling

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