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Wich hand do you think Dex wipes his arse with?

Discussion in 'Attack of the Clones' started by Tabula Rasa, Aug 18, 2004.

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Wich hand do you think Dex wipes his arse with?

Poll closed Mar 22, 2012.
  1. top left

    3.5%
  2. top right

    4.4%
  3. bottom left

    25.7%
  4. bottom right

    66.4%
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  1. Tabula Rasa

    Tabula Rasa Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  2. Bakayarou

    Bakayarou Jedi Master

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    Whichever hand he uses, let's hope he gives some thought to sanitation. After all, he is in the food service business...
     
  3. JOBOB_THE_HUTT

    JOBOB_THE_HUTT Jedi Knight star 5

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    I don't remember if he had a tail... [face_thinking]
    I might change my vote if he has a tail.
    AND
    is the tail prehensile?
    'cause otherwise you'd need one hand to lift the tail out of the way.

    meditate on this I will...
     
  4. kenwastinger

    kenwastinger Jedi Master star 5

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    Clearly the bottom left. He's Muslim, and using either right hand would be an insult to Allah, and unclean.

    EDIT: I've spoken to a Muslim via PM who informed me that "doing anything with your right hand has nothing to do with disrespect to Allah." I have not determined if your post was meant to be malicious or if it was just a simple misunderstanding/misconception. Either way, I felt it necessary to post the truth. Hopefully all the non-Mulims have learned something today. :)

    If he used the upper left, he'd have to move his lower left, and that's just a waste of energy.


    edit:

    repost from the Fecal Force c/o JCC

    I voted from bottom left as well, but now I am reconsidering. I don't think an arm would be flexible enough to wipe from that low on the body.

    Think about it.. the upper left, when slightly bent meets the crack in just the right spot.

    Now try to wipe the middle of your back..

    Hard, isn't it??

    That's what trying to wipe w/ the lower left would be like for him.

    Too bad I can't change my vote on the poll, b/c I now firmly believe upper left.
     
  5. Phantom-Iam

    Phantom-Iam Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Odd question but I would say bot right
     
  6. DamonD

    DamonD Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Considering the width of his ass, perhaps he needs to use more than one hand...
     
  7. doctoryoda

    doctoryoda Jedi Master star 7

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    I always use my right hand and the bottom arms are closer to his arse.... so bottom right
     
  8. Kerr_Plunk

    Kerr_Plunk Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    bottom right.. it just makes the most sense to me... in a sick and sad way.
     
  9. Mace Windy

    Mace Windy Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Thus far, this is my favorite poll of the day. :D




    :cool: Mace Windy,
    five years of windiness!
     
  10. LottDodd

    LottDodd Jedi Master star 4

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    Bottom Right...
     
  11. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Knight star 6

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    Had to go with lower right. Hell that's the one I use.

     
  12. darthtenbiscuits

    darthtenbiscuits Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Lower right. Why be complicated?
     
  13. Fallen_Jedi21

    Fallen_Jedi21 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Bottom right.
     
  14. NJOfan215

    NJOfan215 Jedi Master star 5

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    bottom left
     
  15. Zenek

    Zenek Jedi Youngling star 2

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    BEST POLL EVER.
     
  16. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek

    Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling star 10

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  17. Tobie_Wan

    Tobie_Wan Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Whichever is the same one he makes hash browns with.
     
  18. JediAl

    JediAl Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Aw for cryin' out loud man!!! What kind of b.s poll is that??????? (No pun intended by the way!)
     
  19. gezvader28

    gezvader28 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Here's a tip Dex - wipe it with toilet paper, not your hands!

    g
     
  20. neeldawg66

    neeldawg66 Jedi Master star 8

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    bottom left
     
  21. JediKnightOB1

    JediKnightOB1 Jedi Master star 5

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    I don't know, but I would wager that he does not wash his hands after he wipes his ass.
     
  22. Smuggler-of-Mos-Espa

    Smuggler-of-Mos-Espa Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Bottom right. It's closer.
     
  23. DarthJohnkenobi

    DarthJohnkenobi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    What makes you people think he wipes?
     
  24. Danny_Faytonni

    Danny_Faytonni Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Bottom right.
     
  25. Whitey

    Whitey Jedi Master star 6

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    Jan 26, 2003
    Wipes with his bottom left, serves with every other arm.
     
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