Wich hand do you think Dex wipes his arse with?

Discussion in 'Attack of the Clones' started by gabe, Aug 18, 2004.

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Wich hand do you think Dex wipes his arse with?

Poll closed Mar 22, 2012.
top left 4 vote(s) 3.5%
top right 5 vote(s) 4.4%
bottom left 29 vote(s) 25.7%
bottom right 75 vote(s) 66.4%
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  1. gabe Administrator Emeritus

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    star 6
  2. Bakayarou Force Ghost

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    May 19, 2004
    Whichever hand he uses, let's hope he gives some thought to sanitation. After all, he is in the food service business...
  3. JOBOB_THE_HUTT Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 7, 2003
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    I don't remember if he had a tail... [face_thinking]
    I might change my vote if he has a tail.
    AND
    is the tail prehensile?
    'cause otherwise you'd need one hand to lift the tail out of the way.

    meditate on this I will...
  4. kenwastinger Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 29, 2004
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    Clearly the bottom left. He's Muslim, and using either right hand would be an insult to Allah, and unclean.

    EDIT: I've spoken to a Muslim via PM who informed me that "doing anything with your right hand has nothing to do with disrespect to Allah." I have not determined if your post was meant to be malicious or if it was just a simple misunderstanding/misconception. Either way, I felt it necessary to post the truth. Hopefully all the non-Mulims have learned something today. :)

    If he used the upper left, he'd have to move his lower left, and that's just a waste of energy.


    edit:

    repost from the Fecal Force c/o JCC

    I voted from bottom left as well, but now I am reconsidering. I don't think an arm would be flexible enough to wipe from that low on the body.

    Think about it.. the upper left, when slightly bent meets the crack in just the right spot.

    Now try to wipe the middle of your back..

    Hard, isn't it??

    That's what trying to wipe w/ the lower left would be like for him.

    Too bad I can't change my vote on the poll, b/c I now firmly believe upper left.
  5. Phantom-Iam Jedi Master

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    Odd question but I would say bot right
  6. DamonD Manager Emeritus

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    Considering the width of his ass, perhaps he needs to use more than one hand...
  7. doctoryoda Force Ghost

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    Jan 18, 2004
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    I always use my right hand and the bottom arms are closer to his arse.... so bottom right
  8. Kerr_Plunk Jedi Grand Master

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    bottom right.. it just makes the most sense to me... in a sick and sad way.
  9. Mace Windy Manager Emeritus

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    Thus far, this is my favorite poll of the day. :D




    :cool: Mace Windy,
    five years of windiness!
  10. LottDodd Force Ghost

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    Oct 4, 2002
    star 4
  11. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 14, 2004
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    Had to go with lower right. Hell that's the one I use.

  12. darthtenbiscuits Force Ghost

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    Sep 7, 2001
    star 7
    Lower right. Why be complicated?
  13. Fallen_Jedi21 Jedi Master

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    Jun 22, 2004
    star 4
  14. NJOfan215 Jedi Grand Master

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    star 5
  15. Zenek Jedi Knight

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    star 2
  16. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling

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    star 10
  17. Tobie_Wan Jedi Master

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    Whichever is the same one he makes hash browns with.
  18. JediAl Jedi Master

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    Aug 11, 2002
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    Aw for cryin' out loud man!!! What kind of b.s poll is that??????? (No pun intended by the way!)
  19. gezvader28 Force Ghost

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    Mar 22, 2003
    star 4

    Here's a tip Dex - wipe it with toilet paper, not your hands!

    g
  20. neeldawg66 Force Ghost

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    Mar 21, 2002
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  21. JediKnightOB1 Force Ghost

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    Jan 26, 2003
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    I don't know, but I would wager that he does not wash his hands after he wipes his ass.
  22. Smuggler-of-Mos-Espa Jedi Youngling

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    Jan 23, 2002
    star 6
  23. DarthJohnkenobi Jedi Master

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    Aug 13, 2004
    star 4
    What makes you people think he wipes?
  24. Danny_Faytonni Jedi Knight

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    Oct 20, 2003
    star 1
  25. Whitey Force Ghost

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    Jan 26, 2003
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    Wipes with his bottom left, serves with every other arm.
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