Discussion in 'Attack of the Clones' started by Tabula Rasa, Aug 18, 2004.
Whichever hand he uses, let's hope he gives some thought to sanitation. After all, he is in the food service business...
I don't remember if he had a tail...
I might change my vote if he has a tail.
is the tail prehensile?
'cause otherwise you'd need one hand to lift the tail out of the way.
meditate on this I will...
Clearly the bottom left. He's Muslim, and using either right hand would be an insult to Allah, and unclean.
EDIT: I've spoken to a Muslim via PM who informed me that "doing anything with your right hand has nothing to do with disrespect to Allah." I have not determined if your post was meant to be malicious or if it was just a simple misunderstanding/misconception. Either way, I felt it necessary to post the truth. Hopefully all the non-Mulims have learned something today.
If he used the upper left, he'd have to move his lower left, and that's just a waste of energy.
repost from the Fecal Force c/o JCC
I voted from bottom left as well, but now I am reconsidering. I don't think an arm would be flexible enough to wipe from that low on the body.
Think about it.. the upper left, when slightly bent meets the crack in just the right spot.
Now try to wipe the middle of your back..
Hard, isn't it??
That's what trying to wipe w/ the lower left would be like for him.
Too bad I can't change my vote on the poll, b/c I now firmly believe upper left.
Odd question but I would say bot right
Considering the width of his ass, perhaps he needs to use more than one hand...
I always use my right hand and the bottom arms are closer to his arse.... so bottom right
bottom right.. it just makes the most sense to me... in a sick and sad way.
Thus far, this is my favorite poll of the day.
five years of windiness!
Had to go with lower right. Hell that's the one I use.
Lower right. Why be complicated?
BEST POLL EVER.
Whichever is the same one he makes hash browns with.
Aw for cryin' out loud man!!! What kind of b.s poll is that??????? (No pun intended by the way!)
Here's a tip Dex - wipe it with toilet paper, not your hands!
I don't know, but I would wager that he does not wash his hands after he wipes his ass.
Bottom right. It's closer.
What makes you people think he wipes?
Wipes with his bottom left, serves with every other arm.