Wich hand do you think Dex wipes his arse with?

Discussion in 'Attack of the Clones' started by gabe, Aug 18, 2004.

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Wich hand do you think Dex wipes his arse with?

Poll closed Mar 22, 2012.
top left 4 vote(s) 3.5%
top right 5 vote(s) 4.4%
bottom left 29 vote(s) 25.7%
bottom right 75 vote(s) 66.4%
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  1. hew Force Ghost

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    May 8, 1999
    star 4
    The real question is whether he crumples or folds.
  2. Ryloth_bounty_hunter Jedi Knight

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    Oct 11, 2003
    star 2
  3. rogue_wookiee Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Apr 24, 2004
    star 6
    Whatever hand he uses to make his "special" dishes.
  4. JohnWesleyDowney Force Ghost

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    Jan 27, 2004
    star 5


    This is the kind of highbrow, intellectual, sophisticated discussion among the intelligentsia that I've come to expect from the force.net! [face_laugh]
  5. Sarg_Kulo Jedi Master

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    May 18, 2004
    star 4
    The same one he pulls his trousers up with after hugging Obi Wan, he seems used to using that hand, was it lower right?
  6. Jort Jedi Master

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    Aug 2, 2004
    star 4
    Best. Thread. Ever.

    For such an arse you need them all. :p
  7. Phumfeinz Jedi Knight

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    Aug 30, 2004
    star 1
    Imagine the emporer sitting on the toilet, sighing and looking around the room. Or even Darth Vader
  8. Atticus Jedi Master

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    May 31, 2002
    star 4
    He wipes with is lower right, flushes with his lower left, and read the newspaper with his upper hands.
  9. DarthJohnkenobi Jedi Master

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    Aug 13, 2004
    star 4
    I just developed a visual image of Dex using both his lower arms to wipe, an absent minded pleased expression on his face, his tongue hanging out w/a bit of drool dangling down.
  10. droideka27 Manager Emeritus

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    May 28, 2002
    star 7
    definitely bottom right. Doesn't everyone?
  11. earlchinna Force Ghost

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    Mar 17, 2004
    star 2
    the ultimate proof is now on the os: http://www.starwars.com/eu/feature/20040923/index.html
    watch the second image!
  12. halibut Chosen One

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    Aug 27, 2000
    star 8
    He doesn't use toilet paper. He wipes his hands on Obi-Wan's back
  13. dark_charlie Jedi Youngling

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    Apr 18, 2004
    star 4
    i bet in the starwars universe they dont need to wipe. maybbe toilest have an auto-wipe system.

    anyway i voted bottom left.
  14. HaydenSeek Jedi Knight

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    Sep 12, 2003
    star 1
    Then he goes back to making space sandwiches.
  15. Anakin_Skywalker217 Jedi Knight

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    Nov 6, 2003
    star 3
    gabe! I thought you were sane! Oh well... I'm insane too.
  16. homer_of_the_sith Jedi Knight

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    Sep 23, 2004
    star 1
  17. MANDALORIAN Jedi Master

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    Mar 15, 1999
    star 4

    Whatever the answer, you can bet it was what Lucas always intended as part of his vision.


  18. Mace Windy Manager Emeritus

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    Jul 3, 1999
    star 6
    Wow - taking shots at Lucas in a butt-wiping thread.... :rolleyes:





    :cool: Mace Windy,
    five years of windiness!
  19. MANDALORIAN Jedi Master

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    Mar 15, 1999
    star 4
  20. The_Nameless_One Jedi Master

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    Apr 21, 2002
    star 4
    I'd go for two hands to hold it open, and the other two to use some heavy duty paper like a towel, in a vigourous up-and-down motion [face_thinking]
  21. CBright7831 Jedi Master

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    Mar 23, 2004
    star 4
  22. MaceAfro Jedi Youngling

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    May 31, 2004
    He rotates and uses them all, this way he can fingerpaint more effectivly
  23. PalpyssGirl Jedi Knight

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    Apr 20, 2004
    Its probably waads.. lol
    Omg to funny...
  24. MaceAfro Jedi Youngling

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    May 31, 2004
    I tried to start a simular topic about Anakin and his mechanical arm vs human arm wiping in ROTS. It was locked in seconds, whats up with that?
  25. PadmesOBGYN Jedi Knight

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    May 31, 2004
    star 1
    He uses all his hands to scootch accross the floor this way he dosent get poop on his hands only the carpet.
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