Wich hand do you think Dex wipes his arse with?

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Wich hand do you think Dex wipes his arse with?

Poll closed Mar 22, 2012.
top left 4 vote(s) 3.5%
top right 5 vote(s) 4.4%
bottom left 29 vote(s) 25.7%
bottom right 75 vote(s) 66.4%
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  1. Sarg_Kulo Jedi Master

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    May 18, 2004
    star 4
    I recon he uses all four to wipe an arse that size.
  2. The_Hemperor Jedi Knight

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    Oct 16, 2004
    I would have assumed he got that droid that has one wheel in the bar would be programmed to do that kind of stuff. Besides Dex top two arms probably don't go dowm that low.
  3. DARTH_CORLEONE Jedi Master

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    Oct 26, 2001
    star 4
    Which ever one's not pickin' his nose, cleaning his bellybutton, clearing out the earwax, or dreaming about Hemperor.
  4. NeoBaggins Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 28, 2003
    star 5
    Lol. They actually thinks he wipes.
  5. Sebulba-X •X C2 C3 MW RSA•

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    Mar 11, 2000
    star 6
  6. Darth_Digital Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 29, 2001
    star 4
    Probably the lower hand (left OR right) closest to the dispenser. It all depends on which washroom he's in.

    I think the bigger question is;

    Does Dex know about the three (3) sea shells?

    :p
  7. Cobranaconda Force Ghost

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    Mar 3, 2004
    star 7
  8. SuperStarDestroyer Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 8, 1999
    star 3
    Maybe he wipes his arse with two or more hands! More effective that way.... :D
  9. orn-free-tada Jedi Grand Master

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    Aug 11, 2001
    star 6
    Bottom right. no doubt about it
  10. NeoBaggins Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 28, 2003
    star 5
    Old dirty Dex likes a challenge. He takes his upper right hand, crosses it over to his left hip ( from the front ), and does his worst. Without toilet paper. He has never been successful at getting a full dig and is usually left with a nice chunk or two on his fat fingers. After sucking off the Popcorn and Peanuts ( with chocolite ) he heads to the kitchen to flip burgers. In AOTC you will notice what you believe to be Dex pulling up his pants. If you slow-mo the scene every so slowly, you will see his thumb dip into his crack for a nice taste of ass sweat. He then hugs Obiwan and gets it all over his robes. You thought he was laughing soley because he was happy to see Obiwan?
  11. hear+soul Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 5, 2004
    star 6
    his top arms are normal. So his bottom ones, the shoulder would be on the seat. It'd be impossible for him to bend it backwards and down.
  12. Cloned_Sidious Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 14, 2004
    star 8
  13. gabe Administrator Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jul 8, 1998
    star 6
    If this poll isn't worthy of PT forum transference, I don't know what is.
  14. Chancellor_Ewok Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 8, 2004
    star 6
    *reads thread, is wierded out*
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