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Wich hand do you think Dex wipes his arse with?

Discussion in 'Attack of the Clones' started by Tabula Rasa, Aug 18, 2004.

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Wich hand do you think Dex wipes his arse with?

Poll closed Mar 22, 2012.
  1. top left

    3.5%
  2. top right

    4.4%
  3. bottom left

    25.7%
  4. bottom right

    66.4%
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  1. Sarg_Kulo

    Sarg_Kulo Jedi Master star 4

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    May 18, 2004
    I recon he uses all four to wipe an arse that size.
     
  2. The_Hemperor

    The_Hemperor Jedi Youngling

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    Oct 16, 2004
    I would have assumed he got that droid that has one wheel in the bar would be programmed to do that kind of stuff. Besides Dex top two arms probably don't go dowm that low.
     
  3. DARTH_CORLEONE

    DARTH_CORLEONE Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Oct 26, 2001
    Which ever one's not pickin' his nose, cleaning his bellybutton, clearing out the earwax, or dreaming about Hemperor.
     
  4. NeoBaggins

    NeoBaggins Jedi Master star 5

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    Oct 28, 2003
    Lol. They actually thinks he wipes.
     
  5. Sebulba-X

    Sebulba-X •X C2 C3 MW RSA• star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  6. Darth_Digital

    Darth_Digital Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Oct 29, 2001
    Probably the lower hand (left OR right) closest to the dispenser. It all depends on which washroom he's in.

    I think the bigger question is;

    Does Dex know about the three (3) sea shells?

    :p
     
  7. Cobranaconda

    Cobranaconda Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Mar 3, 2004
    lower right.
     
  8. SuperStarDestroyer

    SuperStarDestroyer Jedi Master star 3

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    Apr 8, 1999
    Maybe he wipes his arse with two or more hands! More effective that way.... :D
     
  9. orn-free-tada

    orn-free-tada Jedi Knight star 6

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    Aug 11, 2001
    Bottom right. no doubt about it
     
  10. NeoBaggins

    NeoBaggins Jedi Master star 5

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    Oct 28, 2003
    Old dirty Dex likes a challenge. He takes his upper right hand, crosses it over to his left hip ( from the front ), and does his worst. Without toilet paper. He has never been successful at getting a full dig and is usually left with a nice chunk or two on his fat fingers. After sucking off the Popcorn and Peanuts ( with chocolite ) he heads to the kitchen to flip burgers. In AOTC you will notice what you believe to be Dex pulling up his pants. If you slow-mo the scene every so slowly, you will see his thumb dip into his crack for a nice taste of ass sweat. He then hugs Obiwan and gets it all over his robes. You thought he was laughing soley because he was happy to see Obiwan?
     
  11. hear+soul

    hear+soul Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 5, 2004
    his top arms are normal. So his bottom ones, the shoulder would be on the seat. It'd be impossible for him to bend it backwards and down.
     
  12. Cloned_Sidious

    Cloned_Sidious Jedi Knight star 8

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    Oct 14, 2004
    Bottom right, maybe?
     
  13. Tabula Rasa

    Tabula Rasa Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Jul 8, 1998
    If this poll isn't worthy of PT forum transference, I don't know what is.
     
  14. Chancellor_Ewok

    Chancellor_Ewok Force Ghost star 7

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    Nov 8, 2004
    *reads thread, is wierded out*
     
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