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Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Stinky_jawa, Jun 16, 2001.

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  1. FaLLeN-AnGeL

    FaLLeN-AnGeL Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jawa, I thought exactly the same thing. But there are still only 12 actual faces.
     
  2. Sith Magician

    Sith Magician Jedi Master star 5

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    Wizards did it.
     
  3. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE

    JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 23, 2005
    pesky critters
     
  4. Aztek

    Aztek Jedi Master star 4

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    Apr 12, 2001
    It's evil I say, burn it.
     
  5. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE

    JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Padawan star 4

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    How puritan.

    Hey it works- do you see any witches walking around Salem turning people into toads, stone statues, midget stuntmen and other horrible things?
     
  6. Kartanym

    Kartanym Jedi Knight star 6

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    yup i figured it out. the guy up top, second from the right, is the only one that moves completly over (well except for the very bottom of his feet) so he becomes the 13th person. it's tricky, but there ya go :p
     
  7. FaLLeN-AnGeL

    FaLLeN-AnGeL Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Again, that's what I thought. But where the hell does the extra face come from? No-one has a face that splits in two.
     
  8. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE

    JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 23, 2005
    Dangerous and disturbing, this puzzle is
     
  9. Stinky_jawa

    Stinky_jawa Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Perhaps [link=http://sithsense.com/flash.htm]Lord Vader[/link] can figure it out, he seems very good at identifying what you're thinking of (20 questions with Darth Vader)
     
  10. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE

    JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Padawan star 4

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    How often do you guys change your Icon? do you ever change it at all?
     
  11. soneil

    soneil Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nov 30, 2000
    Only time I change mine is when they decide to remove the one I happen to be using, which has happened before.
     
  12. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE

    JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Padawan star 4

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    what one did you have before???

    I had Yoda stacking it (concentraaaaaaaate)
     
  13. Stinky_jawa

    Stinky_jawa Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Not many icons work with the name
     
  14. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE

    JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Indeed.

    My icon is the dude in the Clone wars cartoon who is like the Shaggy jedi, who gets wiped out by grievous!

    he wiggs out.
     
  15. FaLLeN-AnGeL

    FaLLeN-AnGeL Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I have a look every couple of months and if there is a new icon that I like at the time I'll change it. But quite often I change it because the icon I like is taken down, which sucks.
     
  16. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE

    JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Padawan star 4

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    What mystical gods have the power to change these icons?

    They have the power to give, and to take away.... icons!

    I must travel to the mystic temple at the ends of the earth to retrieve these sacred icons for you.
     
  17. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE

    JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I went to the administration icon thread.

    Some dude called Droideka runs the show. You might have to resubmit your request for the icon.

    Some girl there had this as her signature:

    [face_worried] leads to :mad:
    :mad: leads to [face_frustrated]
    [face_frustrated] leads to :_|
     
  18. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE

    JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Padawan star 4

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    This is cool!

    [image=http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b55/JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE/deadsanta.jpg]
     
  19. FaLLeN-AnGeL

    FaLLeN-AnGeL Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Found the following on a friends livejournal:

    Welcome to Australia...

    The questions below about Australia, are from potential visitors. They were
    posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual
    responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humour.


    Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).
    A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.

    Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
    A: Depends how much you've been drinking.

    Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
    A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles; take lots of water.

    Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? Sweden)
    A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.

    Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
    A: What did your last slave die of?

    Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
    A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.

    Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
    A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

    Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
    A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

    Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
    A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

    Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? ( UK)
    A: You are a British politician, right?

    Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
    A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.

    Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
    A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.

    Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA)
    A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gumtrees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

    Q: Do you have perfume in Australia? (France)
    A: No, WE don't stink.

    Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA)
    A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

    Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
    A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

    Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
    A: Only at Christmas.

    Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross. Can you help? (USA)
    A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.

    Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
    A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.
     
  20. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE

    JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Everyone is dumb but us.
     
  21. Stinky_jawa

    Stinky_jawa Jedi Padawan star 4

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    [link=http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5591163987&rd=1] ROFL WAFFLES [/link] - ebay gotta love it
     
  22. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE

    JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Padawan star 4

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  23. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Oh, well, at least it wasn't the Virgin Mary on a tortilla.
     
  24. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE

    JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Padawan star 4

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    That was insanerer than Yoko Ono's bum!
     
  25. Kartanym

    Kartanym Jedi Knight star 6

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    Oh the insanity of it all!! I bet you next week someone will write in claiming there's a shape of Jesus in his two minute noodles :p
     
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