Okay, I saw the blocked thread by ABC trolling for SW fans for their reality show Wife Swap. Cracks me up (no offense to ABC or their affiliates, BTW). If it's not a practical joke, and it were serious, I don't have kids, so I'm right out of the running there, as are many of us here. It's odd in that it's addressed to a male, and I'm pretty much one of the few here in this group (makes a note to self to do something to reinforce manhood today, maybe cut someone off in traffic and give him the finger). But really, I'm not STOOOOPID either. I'm not trading the love of my life for anything, even for a short time. Not the way to celebrate 20 year together. And as much as I could use $20K right now, I have some degree of integrity and self respect. *turns red in the face* Ok, quit laughing, I do dammit, REALLY! I'm SERIOUS!!! *sigh* The really interesting thing is that the thread was blocked for spamming, but they approached only a few boards that I can see, *Orange County *Los Angelas (not surprised) *San Diago And US. Wait a tick here... Santa Cruz, but not San Francisco, Sacramento, Seattle, San Jose? Why US I wonder? Maybe it's because they want a certain radius from the studios. But then why not Bakersfield? Maybe they are not active enough. But then why not Fresno or those others out there? *feels a chill as he tries to connect the dots* Is our insanity becoming renown? Or did someone refer us... "Yeah, those bunch'a whack jobs out there are really strange, they'd make GREAT cannon fodder for the cameras.." Either that or our resident show offs are attracting attention... Hmmm, hmmm, and HMMMMMMM. Next question: The rep left his phone number listed. DARE I call him and ask why us? Do I really WANT to know? And if the offer was increased, can I technically count Master K as my son, even though he's a she and older (odder) than I am? "Too many Questions..." The Riddler *ponders the univese and its sense of humor* Wellllll, it's all moot anyway, you all know I wouldn't be caught DEAD as a *sneers* Jedi. I'm a Sith and proud of it! (said in his best Graham Chapman voice) LOL!