Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by Blazer-Smith, Nov 6, 2012.
Just like Christopher Walken, i need more Porkins!
If he isn't in the movie, I'm quitting the saga.
Also, no Porkins' Force ghost.
You can retconn that other movie later, the one where he "dies".
If a Tie Fighter didn't kill him by Episode VII, congestive heart failure most assuredly did...
He died in ANH, sorry for the spoilers
It was clearly stated that scene wasn't canon.
A Porkins trilogy would be cool!
oh really? then why did i see his X-Wing get blown up with him it, it was shown in the movie so it's canon, till proven otherwise
You do realise I'm not being serious?
Porkins will take on Thrawn... In a chicken wing eating contest.
Yes, yes i do
And it will be so artistically done.
Porkins will eventually become so massive that nearby ships automatically drop out of hyperspace.
I would not be suprised if Episode X is a one-off about Porkins' recruitment into the Rebellion.
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!
Really? You guys haven't heard? Porkins won't be in it but his wife will be... Honey Boo Boo's mom.
actor William Hootkins died years ago so it's highly unlikely.
SPOILER ALERT: A well placed insider told me they have extra never before used footage of Porkins. He's eating chicken wings, it's perfect.
Does Disney own KFC?
Good Lord. I love that picture.
Porkins is still out there. Don't you worry about that. He'll be back.
My extremely trustworthy source from inside LF told me that.
I thought that was just him breaking wind.
HEY! You should have labeled this a SPOILER! Way to ruin it
Porkins will get cloned by the New Republic to use him on Interdictor cruisers. He is so fat his gravitational pull prevents ships from jumping into hyperspace.
Lucas may or may not be a god but I highly doubt that he could bring back the dead.