Speculation Will Porkins be in Ep.7?

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by Blazer-Smith, Nov 6, 2012.

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  1. Blazer-Smith Force Ghost

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    Just like Christopher Walken, i need more Porkins!
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  2. The Hellhammer Grand Judicator of the New Film Territories

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    If he isn't in the movie, I'm quitting the saga.

    Also, no Porkins' Force ghost.
    Porkins himself!

    You can retconn that other movie later, the one where he "dies".
    Last edited by The_Hellhammer, Nov 6, 2012
  3. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    If a Tie Fighter didn't kill him by Episode VII, congestive heart failure most assuredly did...
  4. Legolas Skywalker Force Ghost

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    He died in ANH, sorry for the spoilers ;)
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  5. The Hellhammer Grand Judicator of the New Film Territories

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    It was clearly stated that scene wasn't canon.
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  6. yodasbum Force Ghost

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    A Porkins trilogy would be cool!
  7. Legolas Skywalker Force Ghost

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    oh really? then why did i see his X-Wing get blown up with him it, it was shown in the movie so it's canon, till proven otherwise
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  8. The Hellhammer Grand Judicator of the New Film Territories

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    You do realise I'm not being serious?
  9. Blazer-Smith Force Ghost

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    Porkins will take on Thrawn... In a chicken wing eating contest.
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  10. Legolas Skywalker Force Ghost

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    Yes, yes i do
  11. The Hellhammer Grand Judicator of the New Film Territories

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    And it will be so artistically done.
  12. Arawn_Fenn Chosen One

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    Porkins will eventually become so massive that nearby ships automatically drop out of hyperspace.
  13. -polymath- SFF:F/TV Trivia Host

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    I would not be suprised if Episode X is a one-off about Porkins' recruitment into the Rebellion.

    ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!
  14. Blazer-Smith Force Ghost

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  15. QsAssistant Jedi Grand Master

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    Really? You guys haven't heard? Porkins won't be in it but his wife will be... Honey Boo Boo's mom.
  16. Jinn-N-Tonic Force Ghost

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    actor William Hootkins died years ago so it's highly unlikely.
  17. LawJedi Force Ghost

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    [IMG]
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  18. Blazer-Smith Force Ghost

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    SPOILER ALERT: A well placed insider told me they have extra never before used footage of Porkins. He's eating chicken wings, it's perfect.
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  19. Garth Maul Manager Emeritus

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  20. AquaVitae Jedi Grand Master

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    Good Lord. I love that picture.
  21. the_sinister_hologram Jedi Grand Master

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    Porkins is still out there. Don't you worry about that. He'll be back.
    My extremely trustworthy source from inside LF told me that.
  22. SithLordDarthRichie London CR

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    I thought that was just him breaking wind.
  23. Blazer-Smith Force Ghost

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    HEY! You should have labeled this a SPOILER! Way to ruin it :)
  24. Adrian the Cool Jedi Master

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    Porkins will get cloned by the New Republic to use him on Interdictor cruisers. He is so fat his gravitational pull prevents ships from jumping into hyperspace.
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  25. Jinn-N-Tonic Force Ghost

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    Lucas may or may not be a god but I highly doubt that he could bring back the dead.
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