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Speculation Will Porkins be in Ep.7?

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by Blazer-Smith, Nov 6, 2012.

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  1. Blazer-Smith

    Blazer-Smith Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Just like Christopher Walken, i need more Porkins!
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  2. The Hellhammer

    The Hellhammer Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    If he isn't in the movie, I'm quitting the saga.

    Also, no Porkins' Force ghost.
    Porkins himself!

    You can retconn that other movie later, the one where he "dies".
     
  3. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    If a Tie Fighter didn't kill him by Episode VII, congestive heart failure most assuredly did...
     
  4. Deputy Rick Grimes

    Deputy Rick Grimes Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    He died in ANH, sorry for the spoilers ;)
     
  5. The Hellhammer

    The Hellhammer Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    It was clearly stated that scene wasn't canon.
     
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  6. yodasbum

    yodasbum Jedi Master star 2

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    A Porkins trilogy would be cool!
     
  7. Deputy Rick Grimes

    Deputy Rick Grimes Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    oh really? then why did i see his X-Wing get blown up with him it, it was shown in the movie so it's canon, till proven otherwise
     
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  8. The Hellhammer

    The Hellhammer Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    You do realise I'm not being serious?
     
  9. Blazer-Smith

    Blazer-Smith Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Porkins will take on Thrawn... In a chicken wing eating contest.
     
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  10. Deputy Rick Grimes

    Deputy Rick Grimes Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Yes, yes i do
     
  11. The Hellhammer

    The Hellhammer Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    And it will be so artistically done.
     
  12. Arawn_Fenn

    Arawn_Fenn Force Ghost star 7

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    Porkins will eventually become so massive that nearby ships automatically drop out of hyperspace.
     
  13. -polymath-

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    I would not be suprised if Episode X is a one-off about Porkins' recruitment into the Rebellion.

    ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!
     
  14. Blazer-Smith

    Blazer-Smith Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Eject Porkins!
     
  15. QsAssistant

    QsAssistant Jedi Master star 2

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    Really? You guys haven't heard? Porkins won't be in it but his wife will be... Honey Boo Boo's mom.
     
  16. Jinn-N-Tonic

    Jinn-N-Tonic Jedi Knight star 1

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    actor William Hootkins died years ago so it's highly unlikely.
     
  17. LawJedi

    LawJedi Jedi Master star 4

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    [​IMG]
     
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  18. Blazer-Smith

    Blazer-Smith Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    SPOILER ALERT: A well placed insider told me they have extra never before used footage of Porkins. He's eating chicken wings, it's perfect.
     
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  19. Garth Maul

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  20. AquaVitae

    AquaVitae Jedi Knight star 1

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    Good Lord. I love that picture.
     
  21. the_sinister_hologram

    the_sinister_hologram Jedi Knight star 3

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    Porkins is still out there. Don't you worry about that. He'll be back.
    My extremely trustworthy source from inside LF told me that.
     
  22. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 8

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    I thought that was just him breaking wind.
     
  23. Blazer-Smith

    Blazer-Smith Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    HEY! You should have labeled this a SPOILER! Way to ruin it :)
     
  24. Adrian the Cool

    Adrian the Cool Jedi Knight star 3

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    Porkins will get cloned by the New Republic to use him on Interdictor cruisers. He is so fat his gravitational pull prevents ships from jumping into hyperspace.
     
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  25. Jinn-N-Tonic

    Jinn-N-Tonic Jedi Knight star 1

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    Lucas may or may not be a god but I highly doubt that he could bring back the dead.
     
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