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Speculation Will Porkins be in Ep.7?

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by Blazer-Smith, Nov 6, 2012.

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  1. -NaTaLie-

    -NaTaLie- Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Do you expect people to remember every little detail from some movie that came out 35 years ago? ;)
     
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  2. Spectre777

    Spectre777 Jedi Knight

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    Ep 7 will be about Porkins' force-sensitive son, Piglet.
     
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  3. Corran1138

    Corran1138 Jedi Knight star 1

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    I hope the new trilogy is about Jaxon.
     
  4. Wookiee_Vader

    Wookiee_Vader Jedi Master star 2

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    That's no moon. That's Porkins... I guess he did eject after all.
     
  5. Blazer-Smith

    Blazer-Smith Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Too much to handle!
     
  6. Master_Bumpy

    Master_Bumpy Jedi Youngling star 2

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    I heard the reason Charlie Christie didn't run for president was so that he'd be available to play Porkins in Ep7.
     
  7. The Hellhammer

    The Hellhammer Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Yep, and the main villain will be Grand Admiral Zaarin - played by Mitt Romney.

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  8. QsAssistant

    QsAssistant Jedi Knight star 2

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    [face_laugh]
    What a perfect fit!
     
  9. awesomejedi

    awesomejedi Jedi Knight star 3

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    Both Porkins and actor William Hootkins are dead, so I'd say he's not ever coming back.
     
  10. The Hellhammer

    The Hellhammer Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    The Porkins Episode 7 Thread - Testing people's ability to detect humor since 2012.
     
  11. Panakas_Dawg

    Panakas_Dawg Jedi Master star 5

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    *sniff* Poor Porkins died...never knowing the gentle, lilting laugh of a little Gungan child. Never knowing the joy at seeing a Naboo victory parade. Never even getting to experience the thrills and the rush that comes with podracing. No, he didn't even realize that he was being fired upon by innocent victims of a diabolic Kaminoan genetic-engineering project. He will never feel the sand of the Naboo River Country. He will never know the camaraderie to be found over a cup of Jawa Juice in Dex's Diner. No. All these and more are forever out of his grasp, like the last tater tot in the bottom of the bag. We salute you, Porkins. Godspeed, my rotund companion and brother in heft. When you stand before your Maker, you hold your chins high and declare proudly, "I fought the good fight."
     
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  12. Death Wizard

    Death Wizard Jedi Knight star 1

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    Porkins was recruited by a man called Count t-Rex to create a a clone army for episode VII.
     
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  13. TaradosGon

    TaradosGon Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Porkins can never die, only the people that play him can.
     
  14. Norminator

    Norminator Jedi Master star 2

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    Nobody knew Porkins had arranged to be cloned in the event of his demise.
    He currently has one clone on every KFC in the galaxy.
     
  15. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Force Ghost star 6

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    [​IMG]
     
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  16. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    My response to all such threads:

    Let dead characters lie. Please.
     
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  17. Darth Myon

    Darth Myon Jedi Youngling

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    Of course he'll be in Star Wars VII !!! He was beamed away by JJ's enterprise traveling at warp. Then they fall through a Black Hole only to have Porkins get stuck in said hole! It will be called Star Wars Porkins into Hole !!!!
     
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  18. Blazer-Smith

    Blazer-Smith Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Extended and Deleted Scenes
     
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  19. EHT

    EHT New Films Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    "Luke, you've turned off your sarcasm detector! What's wrong?"
    "I'm OK!"
     
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  20. Ron Fett

    Ron Fett Jedi Padawan star 1

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    Porkins was the hero the galaxy deserved.
     
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  21. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    Is it really so impossible that he ejected? And then rode out on the back of, say, Wedge's X-Wing? Or just floated through space until somebody picked him up? I mean, we never really know how Darth Vader got back from the exploded Death Star, do we? (Yeah, his Tie Fighter had a hyperdrive, I know.)
     
  22. Vid_The_Impaler

    Vid_The_Impaler Jedi Youngling

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    William Hootkins may or may not have killed Kennedy.
     
  23. Darth_Kiryan

    Darth_Kiryan Jedi Master star 4

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    QFT
     
  24. Darth_Kiryan

    Darth_Kiryan Jedi Master star 4

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    Top men are working on bringing him back into the saga people....




    FYI, incase you didn't know. Porkins is the guy smoking the pipe.
     
  25. Jarren_Lee-Saber

    Jarren_Lee-Saber Jedi Master star 4

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    Porkins is dead, as well he should be. We don't need to see him ever again.
     
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