Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by Blazer-Smith, Nov 6, 2012.
Do you expect people to remember every little detail from some movie that came out 35 years ago?
Ep 7 will be about Porkins' force-sensitive son, Piglet.
I hope the new trilogy is about Jaxon.
That's no moon. That's Porkins... I guess he did eject after all.
Too much to handle!
I heard the reason Charlie Christie didn't run for president was so that he'd be available to play Porkins in Ep7.
Yep, and the main villain will be Grand Admiral Zaarin - played by Mitt Romney.
What a perfect fit!
Both Porkins and actor William Hootkins are dead, so I'd say he's not ever coming back.
The Porkins Episode 7 Thread - Testing people's ability to detect humor since 2012.
*sniff* Poor Porkins died...never knowing the gentle, lilting laugh of a little Gungan child. Never knowing the joy at seeing a Naboo victory parade. Never even getting to experience the thrills and the rush that comes with podracing. No, he didn't even realize that he was being fired upon by innocent victims of a diabolic Kaminoan genetic-engineering project. He will never feel the sand of the Naboo River Country. He will never know the camaraderie to be found over a cup of Jawa Juice in Dex's Diner. No. All these and more are forever out of his grasp, like the last tater tot in the bottom of the bag. We salute you, Porkins. Godspeed, my rotund companion and brother in heft. When you stand before your Maker, you hold your chins high and declare proudly, "I fought the good fight."
Porkins was recruited by a man called Count t-Rex to create a a clone army for episode VII.
Porkins can never die, only the people that play him can.
Nobody knew Porkins had arranged to be cloned in the event of his demise.
He currently has one clone on every KFC in the galaxy.
My response to all such threads:
Let dead characters lie. Please.
Of course he'll be in Star Wars VII !!! He was beamed away by JJ's enterprise traveling at warp. Then they fall through a Black Hole only to have Porkins get stuck in said hole! It will be called Star Wars Porkins into Hole !!!!
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"Luke, you've turned off your sarcasm detector! What's wrong?"
Porkins was the hero the galaxy deserved.
Is it really so impossible that he ejected? And then rode out on the back of, say, Wedge's X-Wing? Or just floated through space until somebody picked him up? I mean, we never really know how Darth Vader got back from the exploded Death Star, do we? (Yeah, his Tie Fighter had a hyperdrive, I know.)
William Hootkins may or may not have killed Kennedy.
Top men are working on bringing him back into the saga people....
FYI, incase you didn't know. Porkins is the guy smoking the pipe.
Porkins is dead, as well he should be. We don't need to see him ever again.