Speculation Will Porkins be in Ep.7?

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by Blazer-Smith, Nov 6, 2012.

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  1. -NaTaLie- Force Ghost

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    Do you expect people to remember every little detail from some movie that came out 35 years ago? ;)
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  2. Spectre777 Jedi Youngling

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    Ep 7 will be about Porkins' force-sensitive son, Piglet.
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  3. Corran1138 Jedi Master

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    I hope the new trilogy is about Jaxon.
  4. Wookiee_Vader Force Ghost

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    That's no moon. That's Porkins... I guess he did eject after all.
  5. Blazer-Smith Force Ghost

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  6. Master_Bumpy Jedi Master

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    I heard the reason Charlie Christie didn't run for president was so that he'd be available to play Porkins in Ep7.
  7. The Hellhammer 7SA Forum Interrogator

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    Yep, and the main villain will be Grand Admiral Zaarin - played by Mitt Romney.

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  8. QsAssistant Jedi Grand Master

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    [face_laugh]
    What a perfect fit!
  9. awesomejedi Jedi Master

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    Both Porkins and actor William Hootkins are dead, so I'd say he's not ever coming back.
  10. The Hellhammer 7SA Forum Interrogator

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    The Porkins Episode 7 Thread - Testing people's ability to detect humor since 2012.
  11. Panakas_Dawg Force Ghost

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    *sniff* Poor Porkins died...never knowing the gentle, lilting laugh of a little Gungan child. Never knowing the joy at seeing a Naboo victory parade. Never even getting to experience the thrills and the rush that comes with podracing. No, he didn't even realize that he was being fired upon by innocent victims of a diabolic Kaminoan genetic-engineering project. He will never feel the sand of the Naboo River Country. He will never know the camaraderie to be found over a cup of Jawa Juice in Dex's Diner. No. All these and more are forever out of his grasp, like the last tater tot in the bottom of the bag. We salute you, Porkins. Godspeed, my rotund companion and brother in heft. When you stand before your Maker, you hold your chins high and declare proudly, "I fought the good fight."
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  12. Death Wizard Jedi Padawan

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    Porkins was recruited by a man called Count t-Rex to create a a clone army for episode VII.
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  13. TaradosGon SWTV Mod - Like Palpatine with animals

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    Porkins can never die, only the people that play him can.
  14. Norminator Jedi Master

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    Nobody knew Porkins had arranged to be cloned in the event of his demise.
    He currently has one clone on every KFC in the galaxy.
  15. CT-867-5309 Force Ghost

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    [IMG]
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  16. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    My response to all such threads:

    Let dead characters lie. Please.
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  17. Darth Myon Jedi Knight

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    Of course he'll be in Star Wars VII !!! He was beamed away by JJ's enterprise traveling at warp. Then they fall through a Black Hole only to have Porkins get stuck in said hole! It will be called Star Wars Porkins into Hole !!!!
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  18. Blazer-Smith Force Ghost

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    Extended and Deleted Scenes
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  19. EHT New Films Manager

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    "Luke, you've turned off your sarcasm detector! What's wrong?"
    "I'm OK!"
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  20. Ron Fett Jedi Master

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    Porkins was the hero the galaxy deserved.
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  21. BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost

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    Is it really so impossible that he ejected? And then rode out on the back of, say, Wedge's X-Wing? Or just floated through space until somebody picked him up? I mean, we never really know how Darth Vader got back from the exploded Death Star, do we? (Yeah, his Tie Fighter had a hyperdrive, I know.)
  22. Vid_The_Impaler Jedi Padawan

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    William Hootkins may or may not have killed Kennedy.
  23. Darth_Kiryan Force Ghost

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    QFT
  24. Darth_Kiryan Force Ghost

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    Top men are working on bringing him back into the saga people....




    FYI, incase you didn't know. Porkins is the guy smoking the pipe.
  25. Jarren_Lee-Saber Force Ghost

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    Porkins is dead, as well he should be. We don't need to see him ever again.
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