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Speculation Will Porkins be in Ep.7?

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by Blazer-Smith, Nov 6, 2012.

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  1. K'Kruhk

    K'Kruhk Jedi Master star 4

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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humour
     
  2. The Hellhammer

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    We got a live one!
     
  3. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    No he will not.
     
  4. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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  5. gregvader123

    gregvader123 Jedi Padawan star 2

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    Porkins shaved his goatee and became the rancor keeper. I thought that was common knowledge.

    Am I the only one that laughed at the name Hootkins?
     
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  6. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    "Dude, the fat guy totally just blew up!"
     
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  7. VonDan

    VonDan Jedi Padawan star 1

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    That is what happens when you replace your targeting computer with a microwave oven and you forget to poke the bantha sasauge with a hydro fork
     
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  8. Saurion-Fett

    Saurion-Fett Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Porkins was funny because he was fat....fat people are funny
     
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  9. LANDO_ROCKS

    LANDO_ROCKS Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    ...and jolly, don't forget jolly.
     
  10. Panakas_Dawg

    Panakas_Dawg Jedi Master star 5

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    "Son, you see those Imperial Troops marching all over our liberties?"
    "Why - no, dad."
    "Damn right. Porkins did that."
     
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  11. The Hellhammer

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    I heard a rumor that Porkins will be returning in ST as a new planet that the heroes crash on while being chased by the Imperial Remnant.
     
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  12. TheFoot

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    I cannot believe this Porkins thread has 4 pages. I guess being fat means you get to be resurrected in the future story? That's what I'm getting from all this. :>
     
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  13. The Hellhammer

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    Hey, why wouldn't it?
    It's a lot more sane than some others that have been floating around.

    Besides, it's based on... Holy Canon.
     
  14. garrwars

    garrwars Jedi Knight star 1

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    Yes the character Porkins AND the actor William Hootkins are dead, but he's still going to be in ep7. He will return as a Force ghost played be Kevin Smith.
     
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  15. ThatWanFromStewjon

    ThatWanFromStewjon Jedi Knight star 4

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    Never noticed that before - or at least I can't remember if I have ever noticed it before.:confused:

    Either one is possible.
     
  16. ThatWanFromStewjon

    ThatWanFromStewjon Jedi Knight star 4

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    Why the hatred?:confused:
     
  17. Force_Wielder

    Force_Wielder Jedi Master star 4

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    I can see the final battle of Ep 7. Luke is leading the other fighters and calls them by name: Porkins, Beardkins, Slim, Naked Cowboy, Elvis Impersonator, Darth Maul's torso, ghost of Yoda, Jar-Jar, Japor Snipet, Jango's Head---All wings report in.
     
  18. The Hellhammer

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    Jealousy. PURE jealousy!
     
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  19. ThatWanFromStewjon

    ThatWanFromStewjon Jedi Knight star 4

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    Must be :)
     
  20. ThatWanFromStewjon

    ThatWanFromStewjon Jedi Knight star 4

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    Why would you say that?

    Wedge, Ackbar and even Fett weren't "fat" and no one questions fan love of those.
     
  21. Darth_Kiryan

    Darth_Kiryan Jedi Master star 4

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    did you also know that Ozzel played hitler in Last Crusade
     
  22. ThatWanFromStewjon

    ThatWanFromStewjon Jedi Knight star 4

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    I knew that :cool:

    But more importantly he was Mr. Bronson
     
  23. Panakas_Dawg

    Panakas_Dawg Jedi Master star 5

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    I find this lack of Porkins...disturbing. ;)
     
  24. Cantina Bassist

    Cantina Bassist Jedi Knight star 2

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    I want the sharpie on Hoth who says, "two fighters against a star destroyer??" in the new flick. That guy always struck me as someone who could get **** done.
     
  25. Jarren_Lee-Saber

    Jarren_Lee-Saber Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    How would you feel if this entire thread replaced Porkins with Jar Jar Binks? :D
     
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