Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by Blazer-Smith, Nov 6, 2012.
We got a live one!
No he will not.
Porkins shaved his goatee and became the rancor keeper. I thought that was common knowledge.
Am I the only one that laughed at the name Hootkins?
"Dude, the fat guy totally just blew up!"
That is what happens when you replace your targeting computer with a microwave oven and you forget to poke the bantha sasauge with a hydro fork
Porkins was funny because he was fat....fat people are funny
...and jolly, don't forget jolly.
"Son, you see those Imperial Troops marching all over our liberties?"
"Why - no, dad."
"Damn right. Porkins did that."
I heard a rumor that Porkins will be returning in ST as a new planet that the heroes crash on while being chased by the Imperial Remnant.
I cannot believe this Porkins thread has 4 pages. I guess being fat means you get to be resurrected in the future story? That's what I'm getting from all this. :>
Hey, why wouldn't it?
It's a lot more sane than some others that have been floating around.
Besides, it's based on... Holy Canon.
Yes the character Porkins AND the actor William Hootkins are dead, but he's still going to be in ep7. He will return as a Force ghost played be Kevin Smith.
Never noticed that before - or at least I can't remember if I have ever noticed it before.
Either one is possible.
Why the hatred?
I can see the final battle of Ep 7. Luke is leading the other fighters and calls them by name: Porkins, Beardkins, Slim, Naked Cowboy, Elvis Impersonator, Darth Maul's torso, ghost of Yoda, Jar-Jar, Japor Snipet, Jango's Head---All wings report in.
Jealousy. PURE jealousy!
Why would you say that?
Wedge, Ackbar and even Fett weren't "fat" and no one questions fan love of those.
did you also know that Ozzel played hitler in Last Crusade
I knew that
But more importantly he was Mr. Bronson
I find this lack of Porkins...disturbing.
I want the sharpie on Hoth who says, "two fighters against a star destroyer??" in the new flick. That guy always struck me as someone who could get **** done.
How would you feel if this entire thread replaced Porkins with Jar Jar Binks?