Speculation Will Porkins be in Ep.7?

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by Blazer-Smith, Nov 6, 2012.

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  1. VonDan Jedi Master

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    Did you know that Mrs Ozzel was pissed about the small payout for widows benefits and formed the Imperial Widows Club that used there high end social contacts to hijack high end tech from the empire and sell it to the highest bidder

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  2. the_sinister_hologram Jedi Grand Master

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    ^^
    Star Wars Episode XXX - Revenge of the Latex Bondage
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  3. The Hellhammer 7SA Forum Interrogator

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    Yeah, but how will Porkins fit into that?

    ...that story, I mean.

    [face_mischief]
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  4. the_sinister_hologram Jedi Grand Master

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    Isn't it obvious? Put Porkins in a latex suit and make him the main villain.

    Do I have to think of everything here?
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  5. VonDan Jedi Master

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    His daughter Patty Porkins is always hanging round wanting to be in the group but they ignore her like the fat Fanta girl who sells the pork gravy flavored soda

    No really i'm making that up I never had any idea how to put a Porkins relation in my novel
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  6. ThatWanFromStewjon Jedi Grand Master

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    I like JarJar just fine.
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  7. ThatWanFromStewjon Jedi Grand Master

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    "Aye ate a bantha!!!"
  8. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    No no you guys! Didn't you see the scene at the end of the credits of ROTJ?? Luke is having his coffee at a cafe in Florence, and he sees Porkins sitting at a table in front of him! He also turned on the autopilot in his X-Wing before he crashed.
  9. Panakas_Dawg Force Ghost

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    [cockney] "I buried enough members of the Porkins family. I buried yer muvver and I buried yer favver. I won't let you tarnish the good name of the Porkins Foundation anymore." [/cockney]
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  10. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Oy failed yew mahster Pohkins! Oy failed yew!
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  11. STARBOB Force Ghost

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    starwars episode 7: Look who's porkin
    sounds like a bad porn movie.:p
  12. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    I would totally go to that midnight showing, then time travel and go to it again.
  13. Jeff Vader Jedi Grand Master

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    Scene from Ep 7
    Luke: Hey Porkins, there's a council meeting, have you seen Ackbar?
    Porkins: Ummm, no. Can I interest you in a plate of prawn curry?
    Luke: ................
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  14. Panakas_Dawg Force Ghost

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    When times get you down and the world seems a colder place, just remember - Red Six will forever be standing by.
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  15. EviL_eLF Force Ghost

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  16. Darth_Kiryan Force Ghost

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    Hobbie.
  17. EviL_eLF Force Ghost

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    Derek 'Hobbie' Klivian
  18. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    We never learn what Porkin's first (last?) name is. I'm assuming it's Perkins Porkins or vice versa.
  19. EviL_eLF Force Ghost

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    It's actually Jek Porkins.
  20. Varguitas Jedi Knight

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    My cousins and I were messing about Porkins the other day, with the idea of Star Wars: EPISODE VII: The Revenge of Porkins, but then when I showed them the KFC picture, they laughed.
  21. Buddha Fett Chosen One

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    Loving the tiny helmet...

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  22. BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost

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    I really hope that in the intervening years between the OT and the ST "Porkins Forever" t-shirts have totally become a thing.
  23. akrunner Jedi Knight

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    If only he had listened and ejected before he went down.
  24. BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost

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    Porkins made a funny noise when he died. Was he choking on chicken or his own spleen?
  25. PrincessKenobi New Films Manager of DOOM

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    While we all love Porkins. He is dead and will not be back. So we are locking this thread now. If you want to keep talking about him we do have a lovely Saga forum where you can share your Porkins stories with one another and his impact on the Saga.
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