Will Richie ever post a topic/thread?

**Fries**

**Comes back to life**

TADA!!!!!

Next please!!

 

stabs Yoshee through the head with a pickaxe

Voila

 

*tools up with a big, spiky mace and waits for Yosh to come back to life*

 

This will be fun

 

**Head heals**

**Gets back up on feet**

Do yer worst Ask!!!!

EDIT// Hope your keeping a record of all this , Richie!?

 

*carves out Yoshee's heart with a spoon and feeds it to an Ewok*

 

ok i''ll ask


why are they beating you up yoshie ?

 

Cos its fun!

 

*carves out Yoshee's heart with a spoon and feeds it to an Ewok*



Oooooooo ahhhhhhhhh eeeeeeek that hurt!!!

**Recovers**

Next please!!!!!

DA6- Richie wanted a marathon killing Yoshee spree...so i'm giving him one!!

 

pours jam on Yoshe then unleashes flesh eating termites

 

Ok, i'm all better now!!!

 

Good!

ties Yoshee to a cross and then drops napalm on him

Sssssssmoking

 

sorry I'm late... got distracted

*smashes up charred corpse with spiky mace*

 

Thats 5 times hes died

 

**In a puff of smoke, is restord back to glorious life**


Bring it on people, i can much more!!!

 

*shoots Yosh into space and watches him suffocate*

Look, he's blue!

 

**Crashes back down to earth, leaving a huge crater where once stood Nina's house**

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm back!!!!

 

Cool

What an original idea
Why have I never thought of it?

 

Wheels in giant cheese-grater, with rusty blades...

 

cuts off Yoshee's head with a boomerang



Right, I must be off
But I'll be back later




Kepp killing Yoshee for me

 

*strangles yosh with a pink feather boa*

anything for my dear Columbia

 

Aww, how sweet.

*jumps up and down on the corpse*

 

PLease do this sanely

 

Why?

nukes thread from orbit

 

how about getting it locked