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Discussion Will there be bathrooms in Episode VII?

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by I Are The Internets, Mar 6, 2013.

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Will there be bathrooms?

  1. Yes

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    25.8%
  2. No

    18 vote(s)
    29.0%
  3. Nobody uses bathrooms in SW! Don't you read the EU?

    28 vote(s)
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  1. The Hellhammer

    The Hellhammer Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    No, bathrooms are not canon.
    Ever seen one in a movie? No?
    Then it doesn't exist.

    I don't care what some silly book or common sense tells me.
     
  2. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    I'm still stuck on Harrison Ford taking a piss in Starbucks...
     
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  3. DarthBreezy

    DarthBreezy Force Ghost star 6

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    How did you think they made the coffee?
     
  4. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    LOL. Oh hell. Not sure I want to top up my Starbucks card now. :p
     
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  5. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    At the risk of becoming off topic for this very important thread, what exactly did Ford do at Starbucks?
     
  6. mavjade

    mavjade It's so FLUFFY! Fanfic Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    I'll be honest, when I saw the thread title my finger was just itching to hit the lock button, but then I laughed.

    A little humor every now and then is good... especially right now.
     
  7. Zer0

    Zer0 Jedi Knight star 3

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    An entire movie about Darth Vader's daily life, brushing his teeth, using the bathroom, eating cheerios, would be magical.
     
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  8. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    I'm pretty sure he is able to do none of the above in the suit.
     
  9. theonesith

    theonesith Jedi Knight

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    I heard there is many bathroom scenes in Episode IX: Revenge of The ****, When Jar Jar's poo-stepping past comes back to haunt him. In the first half of the movie, Luke is finding it difficult to potty train the youngest Jedi recruits. Here is part of a scene i read from an early draft of the film:

    Luke: use the Force
    padawan: nnnnng!...I can't, It's too big.
    Luke: Push!
    padawan: I'M TRYING!
    Luke: THERE IS NO TRY!

     
  10. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Did anyone manage to catch if Obi Wan had a toilet in his hut in the Blu-Ray version of ANH? I don't own them sadly.
     
  11. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Obi-Wan crapped in the Jundland Wastes and hoped the Tuskens didn't find him before he finished.
     
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  12. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    That room that Obi Wan stowed away in on Padme's ship in ROTS. I always assumed it was the bathroom, and he really had to use it hence why his legs are spread apart when first encountering Anakin on Mustafar. Because the ship ran out of toilet paper.
     
  13. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Fearless Vampire Killer star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    How could it possibly veer offtopic? This entire discussion hinges upon Star wars cast members and toilets.
     
  14. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    You're absolutely right! But seriously, what happened at Starbucks?
     
  15. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Fearless Vampire Killer star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Han Solo Harrison Ford opened the door to the men's room and Vader said "We would be honored if you would join us".
     
  16. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    I'm guessing Vader needed help with his suit or something.
     
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  17. thesevegetables

    thesevegetables Jedi Knight star 4

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    Maybe it was like the astronaut suits, with waste-collecting pants or somethin'.
     
  18. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Fearless Vampire Killer star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Well, Boba Fett was there, too. Whatever happened in that bathroom... all I can tell you is that next thing you know, Harrison is trapped inside a brick of some giant brown unidentifiable semi-solid mess.
     
  19. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Vader always has to remember NOT to wash his hands afterwards lest he risk short-circuiting himself.
     
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  20. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Fearless Vampire Killer star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Correct. ROTJ ended when Palpatine squirted Vader with his disciplinary water pistol for interfering with his Luke roasting.
     
  21. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Hence why Vader was yelling NOOOOO in the Blu-Ray version. Because the water was painful.
     
  22. LunarMoth

    LunarMoth Jedi Master star 4

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    I always wanted to see the restroom on the Falcon. I get the feeling that its dirty and the toilet is full of ice, like in a Chinese restaurant.[face_clown]
     
  23. George Roper

    George Roper Jedi Knight star 4

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    They'll probably just put the Big 3 in adult diapers.
     
  24. The Hellhammer

    The Hellhammer Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Yes, and in the BluRay edition it blinks.
     
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  25. KED12345

    KED12345 Jedi Master star 4

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