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Discussion Will there be bathrooms in Episode VII?

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by I Are The Internets, Mar 6, 2013.

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Will there be bathrooms?

  1. Yes

    16 vote(s)
    25.8%
  2. No

    18 vote(s)
    29.0%
  3. Nobody uses bathrooms in SW! Don't you read the EU?

    28 vote(s)
    45.2%
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  1. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Toilet humor is the best humor. Why, I was pulling for the Farrelly Brothers to direct the ST this whole time!
     
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  2. krtmd

    krtmd Jedi Knight star 4

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    You all are fixated on the wrong part of the refresher, IMO.

    Sonic shower scene anyone? C'mon, that could be hawt.
     
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  3. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    I want a tender bath scene that ends in tragedy when the person's lightsaber falls in the tub and fries everything.
     
  4. darthtuttle

    darthtuttle Jedi Master star 4

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    To bad Kubrick's not around to direct. He loves to use bathrooms, even in space.
     
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  5. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    I enjoyed the shower scene in Life as a House.

    That is all.
     
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  6. Placeholder

    Placeholder Jedi Knight star 4

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    There are two great mysteries in Star Wars, the great mystery of the force

    And where people go to the bathroom

    you need both to make it work
     
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  7. Sum-Wan

    Sum-Wan Jedi Master star 4

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    (In Yoda's Voice) "Crapping leads to pushing, pushing leads to struggling, struggling leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering!..."
     
  8. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Maybe people who use the force no longer need usage of the potty?
     
  9. Jedifirefly5

    Jedifirefly5 Jedi Knight star 2

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    Actually Diverticulitis.
     
  10. Roger Goldleader

    Roger Goldleader Jedi Grand Master star 3

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  11. garrwars

    garrwars Jedi Knight star 1

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  12. princessnikki

    princessnikki Jedi Knight star 1

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  13. princessnikki

    princessnikki Jedi Knight star 1

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    What did Admiral Ackbar say after going to the toilet?

    [​IMG]
     
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  14. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Would they use toilet paper in the SW universe? Or is it some seashells nonsense?
     
  15. krtmd

    krtmd Jedi Knight star 4

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    Or perhaps there are bidets in the GFFA.
     
  16. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Maybe lightsabers have a "wipe" function?
     
  17. V-2

    V-2 Jedi Master star 4

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    [​IMG]
     
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  18. Bazinga'd

    Bazinga'd Manager / Also Known as Bazinga'd star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    This thread tells me that some people have way too much time on their hands. :)
     
  19. StoneRiver

    StoneRiver Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Is George Michael in the film?

    Does someone know something I don't?
     
  20. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    The entire Bluth family will be in SW, but that's not part of the discussion right now.
     
  21. Darth Gumby

    Darth Gumby Jedi Youngling

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    Mar 8, 2013
    Can you find me a job so I don't have too much time on my hands?
    (Guess I'm supposed to do that instead of posting here, sorry)
     
  22. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Ya gotta have some fun once in a while.
     
  23. garrwars

    garrwars Jedi Knight star 1

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    [​IMG]
     
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  24. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    I imagine a senile Admiral Ackbar in the ST running around saying that while a nurse chases him with his pills.
     
  25. Lee_

    Lee_ Jedi Master star 4

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    There were actually some clever and interesting threads when this whole episode 7 thing started.....
     
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