Discussion Will there be bathrooms in Episode VII?

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by I Are The Internets, Mar 6, 2013.

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Will there be bathrooms?

Yes 16 vote(s) 25.8%
No 18 vote(s) 29.0%
Nobody uses bathrooms in SW! Don't you read the EU? 28 vote(s) 45.2%
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  1. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Toilet humor is the best humor. Why, I was pulling for the Farrelly Brothers to direct the ST this whole time!
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  2. krtmd Force Ghost

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    Sep 5, 2012
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    You all are fixated on the wrong part of the refresher, IMO.

    Sonic shower scene anyone? C'mon, that could be hawt.
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  3. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    I want a tender bath scene that ends in tragedy when the person's lightsaber falls in the tub and fries everything.
  4. darthtuttle Force Ghost

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    To bad Kubrick's not around to direct. He loves to use bathrooms, even in space.
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  5. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    I enjoyed the shower scene in Life as a House.

    That is all.
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  6. Placeholder Force Ghost

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    Jan 30, 2013
    star 4
    There are two great mysteries in Star Wars, the great mystery of the force

    And where people go to the bathroom

    you need both to make it work
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  7. Sum-Wan Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 16, 2013
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    (In Yoda's Voice) "Crapping leads to pushing, pushing leads to struggling, struggling leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering!..."
  8. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Nov 20, 2012
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    Maybe people who use the force no longer need usage of the potty?
  9. Jedifirefly5 Jedi Grand Master

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    Sep 5, 2012
    star 2

    Actually Diverticulitis.
  10. Roger Goldleader Force Ghost

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    Jun 1, 2000
    star 3
  11. garrwars Jedi Grand Master

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    star 1
  12. princessnikki Jedi Grand Master

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  13. princessnikki Jedi Grand Master

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    What did Admiral Ackbar say after going to the toilet?

    [IMG]
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  14. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Nov 20, 2012
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    Would they use toilet paper in the SW universe? Or is it some seashells nonsense?
  15. krtmd Force Ghost

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    Sep 5, 2012
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    Or perhaps there are bidets in the GFFA.
  16. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Nov 20, 2012
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    Maybe lightsabers have a "wipe" function?
  17. V-2 Force Ghost

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    Dec 10, 2012
    star 4
    [IMG]
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  18. Bazinga'd Dark Lord of the SWC/PT/ Spinoff Forums

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    This thread tells me that some people have way too much time on their hands. :)
  19. StoneRiver Force Ghost

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    Oct 6, 2004
    star 4
    Is George Michael in the film?

    Does someone know something I don't?
  20. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Nov 20, 2012
    star 7
    The entire Bluth family will be in SW, but that's not part of the discussion right now.
  21. Darth Gumby Jedi Knight

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    Mar 8, 2013
    Can you find me a job so I don't have too much time on my hands?
    (Guess I'm supposed to do that instead of posting here, sorry)
  22. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Ya gotta have some fun once in a while.
  23. garrwars Jedi Grand Master

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    star 1
  24. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    I imagine a senile Admiral Ackbar in the ST running around saying that while a nurse chases him with his pills.
  25. Lee_ Force Ghost

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    Nov 3, 2012
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    There were actually some clever and interesting threads when this whole episode 7 thing started.....
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