Discussion Will there be bathrooms in Episode VII?

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by I Are The Internets, Mar 6, 2013.

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Will there be bathrooms?

Yes 16 vote(s) 25.8%
No 18 vote(s) 29.0%
Nobody uses bathrooms in SW! Don't you read the EU? 28 vote(s) 45.2%
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  1. smudger9 Force Ghost

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    There were no bathrooms in Star Trek, so I'm betting no bathrooms in VII.
  2. garrwars Jedi Master

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  3. ForceJumpAnakin Jedi Grand Master

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    The death star was one big toilet. Luke fired away his lunch leftovers and clogged it up big time.
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  4. garrwars Jedi Master

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    Ever wonder what Darth Vader did with OB1's lightsaber after he died? Maybe he used it to unclog the toilet.
  5. Garrett Atkins Jedi Grand Master

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    I can't believe this thread hasn't been locked yet.
  6. garrwars Jedi Master

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  7. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Is it sad that the third option on the poll is the most popular?
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  8. theonesith Jedi Knight

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    yes.
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  9. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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  10. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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  11. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    When Luke dies, there will be a scene where the main character is sitting on the toilet and crying while Chewie rams on the door because he really has to go.
  12. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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  13. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    But then Chewie rams on the door so hard that it falls on him killing him instantly and hilariously exposing the main character thus making the audience weep tears of sadness and laughter at the same time.
  14. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    This is the ideal moment for the Wilhelm Scream.
  15. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    There will be so many Wilhelm Screams during this scene.
  16. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    The choir in the soundtrack should actually be singing a string of them, like dual of the Fates, only epic-er...
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  17. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Actually all of the dialogue will be in Wilhelm Scream as well. We're gonna need subtitles.
  18. V-2 Force Ghost

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    Star Trek V. The cell scene.
  19. Jedi Mickey Jedi Youngling

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    Hey, it's Disney. No potty.:p
  20. garrwars Jedi Master

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  21. Sum-Wan Jedi Grand Master

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    If someone uses the bathroom in Episode 7, I'm seriously walking out the theater...






















    it'll be the perfect time to go get more snacks
  22. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    So I was just wondering. If the Falcon has toilets, where does all the waste go? Into space?

    Han: Chewie! Tie fighters are on our tail! We don't have any torpedoes left!

    Chewie: AAAARGH

    Han: Blast all of our bathroom waste into their windows? Why haven't I thought of that before?!
  23. garrwars Jedi Master

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  24. T-R- Chosen One

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    I don't know about a bathroom, but I hope there is a bothan.
  25. Bazinga'd SWC/PT/ Spinoff Manager -Destroyer of Spam

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    I think there are some people way too infatuated with poop and toilets. ;)
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