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Discussion Will there be bathrooms in Episode VII?

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by I Are The Internets, Mar 6, 2013.

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Will there be bathrooms?

  1. Yes

    16 vote(s)
    25.8%
  2. No

    18 vote(s)
    29.0%
  3. Nobody uses bathrooms in SW! Don't you read the EU?

    28 vote(s)
    45.2%
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  1. smudger9

    smudger9 Jedi Master star 4

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    There were no bathrooms in Star Trek, so I'm betting no bathrooms in VII.
     
  2. garrwars

    garrwars Jedi Knight star 1

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  3. ForceJumpAnakin

    ForceJumpAnakin Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    The death star was one big toilet. Luke fired away his lunch leftovers and clogged it up big time.
     
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  4. garrwars

    garrwars Jedi Knight star 1

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    Ever wonder what Darth Vader did with OB1's lightsaber after he died? Maybe he used it to unclog the toilet.
     
  5. Garrett Atkins

    Garrett Atkins Jedi Knight star 4

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    I can't believe this thread hasn't been locked yet.
     
  6. garrwars

    garrwars Jedi Knight star 1

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  7. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Is it sad that the third option on the poll is the most popular?
     
  8. theonesith

    theonesith Jedi Knight

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    yes.
     
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  9. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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  10. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Tragedy incarnate.
     
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  11. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    When Luke dies, there will be a scene where the main character is sitting on the toilet and crying while Chewie rams on the door because he really has to go.
     
  12. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    I certainly hope so...
     
  13. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    But then Chewie rams on the door so hard that it falls on him killing him instantly and hilariously exposing the main character thus making the audience weep tears of sadness and laughter at the same time.
     
  14. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    This is the ideal moment for the Wilhelm Scream.
     
  15. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    There will be so many Wilhelm Screams during this scene.
     
  16. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    The choir in the soundtrack should actually be singing a string of them, like dual of the Fates, only epic-er...
     
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  17. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Actually all of the dialogue will be in Wilhelm Scream as well. We're gonna need subtitles.
     
  18. V-2

    V-2 Jedi Master star 5

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    Star Trek V. The cell scene.
     
  19. Jedi Mickey

    Jedi Mickey Jedi Youngling

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    Hey, it's Disney. No potty.:p
     
  20. garrwars

    garrwars Jedi Knight star 1

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  21. Sum-Wan

    Sum-Wan Jedi Master star 4

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    If someone uses the bathroom in Episode 7, I'm seriously walking out the theater...






















    it'll be the perfect time to go get more snacks
     
  22. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    So I was just wondering. If the Falcon has toilets, where does all the waste go? Into space?

    Han: Chewie! Tie fighters are on our tail! We don't have any torpedoes left!

    Chewie: AAAARGH

    Han: Blast all of our bathroom waste into their windows? Why haven't I thought of that before?!
     
  23. garrwars

    garrwars Jedi Knight star 1

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  24. T-R-

    T-R- Chosen One star 5

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    I don't know about a bathroom, but I hope there is a bothan.
     
  25. Bazinga'd

    Bazinga'd The Man / Also Known as Bazinga'd star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    I think there are some people way too infatuated with poop and toilets. ;)
     
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