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Win a date with Souderwan

Discussion in 'Big Brother 4' started by Souderwan, Aug 4, 2007.

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  1. Souderwan

    Souderwan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I was inspired by an IM conversation. So here we go. This is an open call to anyone interested. This is open to all genders/races/ethnicities/religions/etc.

    I will consider only posted applications from users over the age of 18.


    You may start a complimentary JCC thread if you're interested.


    Best application in the next week wins.

    I will announce the winner in this thread next week. :)



     
  2. Souderwan

    Souderwan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    [hl=blue]Win a Date with Souderwan Official Application[/hl]

    Please ensure that you answer each question thoroughly and honestly. There are no "wrong" answers. Just ones that I won't like.


    1. Name:

    2. Age/Sex:

    3. Why do you want to win a date with Souderwan?

    4. Describe your ideal date.

    5. Swimsuit: One piece or bikini?

    6. What do you look for in a relationship?

    7. How do you feel about midgets?

    8. How do you feel about Oompa Lumpahs?

    9. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    10. Use this question to impress me with your awesomeness.





     
  3. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Unladed regular or ultra? :p
     
  4. Souderwan

    Souderwan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    :p I fixed it! :p
     
  5. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Jedi Grand Master star 6

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  6. Souderwan

    Souderwan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Excellent applications so far! Such varied applications that I will have a tough time decided who to pick. Just a few responses:


    Good point. But I wouldn't tell if you don't. :p

    Hmmm...this is a good suggestion. You may submit an application.

    I specifically said thta it's open to all genders, Erwin, in the hopes that you'd submit an application. ;)

    :eek::mad:


























    [face_shhh]

















    :p
     
  7. Souderwan

    Souderwan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I'm torn among a few applicants at this point. Therefore, I need pics of the following people:

    JaceninDrag


    The rest of you may post pics if you think it will affect my decision. :p

     
  8. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Do you really want pictures of someone with the username "JaceninDrag"?
     
  9. Souderwan

    Souderwan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Damned skippy I do!! [face_mischief]
     
  10. Souderwan

    Souderwan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Well done, hon! You look [hl=deeppink]FABULOUS!![/hl]

    ;)
     
  11. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 8 Staff Member Administrator

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    Great filename, Jace.
     
  12. OBIWAN-JR

    OBIWAN-JR Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    lol.

    Quality posting.


    -JR :)
     
  13. Souderwan

    Souderwan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I lol'd at that myself, Jay! Haha!
     
  14. Souderwan

    Souderwan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    BOTH BRIAN AND BRJIANN T?TINK DIS IS MOST BRILLIANT POST! YOU WIN!

    GOOD TRIES, THOUGH!

    OOC: No! No! No!! It?s a brilliant post and all, but it?s not the one I want to date!! Stop it!!

    IC: SHUT UP, LITTLE FAT MAN, OR BRJIANN WILL CRUSH YOU! ?E SAID HE LIKES SUBMARINES! YOU SHOULD T?ANK ME!

    OOC: Oh, I?ll ?tank? you all right!!

    IC: HEY!! WHAT'S DAT BIG METAL T'ING??

    OOC: Now back off, you big oaf!! I'm picking a girl!!!

     
  15. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    This barbarian requires an exorcism. Be gone, demon!
     
  16. Souderwan

    Souderwan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    GET BACK IN YOUR HOLE, BALDIE-MONK!!
     
  17. Souderwan

    Souderwan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    OOC: This post wins it for me! All the others were good, but this one tickled my funny bone AND my nerdy intellect at the same time! :)

    Close (like really close) runner ups:

    s65horsey and Harps!

    Thanks for playing!! :D


     
  18. Souderwan

    Souderwan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    OOC: Well, my dear, you did answer the secret question correctly first so I suppose I should arrange passage post haste. I haven't been to London in ages! ;)

     
  19. Souderwan

    Souderwan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Jun 3, 2005
    After much deliberation on this (about 5 seconds or so), I've decided to declare a male winner in addition to the female winner!


    Erwin, for your determination and downright WFEF sexiness, you too have one a date with me!!

     
  20. Souderwan

    Souderwan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Not at all, my dear!! :eek:

    Just two separate dates. :)

    I wasn't thinking about sex, hon. :p

     
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