Saga "Wine is Stronger Than Whines" dark Obi, Ani. Gleefully evil fun. M*A*S*H challenge.

And think of all the trouble he saved the galaxy by getting rid of Anakin!

Very enjoyable... and I have to agree, I don't think Obi-Wan is evil at all.

 

Darth_Nellie: Always happy to bring !

dm1: A very fitting end, but one that came back and back and back - Obi must have gotten a bit tired of the heartburn.

The Musical Jedi: No, Obi-Wan was not evil at all, just driven over the edge.

 

That was brilliantly twisted! I wanted to pity Anakin more, but after all his incessant whining, I didn't find myself missing his presence very much.

I loved the way you took phrases with a certain meaning in one context and put them in a different context to mean something entirely different:

For Qui-Gon?s little brat. His very own padawan. The one he?d promised to take care of ? hey, now there was a thought.

?Master. Isn?t tomorrow the day you serve the padawans stew? May I send Anakin to join you ? he?s never had a taste experience like that, no, not even with my cooking.? And will never complain about my cooking, again!

?Good? Happy I am. By the way, where was your padawan, Obi-Wan ? I expected to serve him tonight.?

Great work with all the puns!

Hm, I wonder if Yoda deliberately misunderstood what Obi-Wan said in order to convince himself that his cooking was not as bad as it was...

You always do a great job on your humour fics, and this is no exception!

 

Thanks! I love to, ahem, PUNtificate, or maybe I just like to PUNish my readers. Perhaps... I'm just a PUNdit.

 

Val, you didn't!! That was so evil...!!

Just saw this since you upped it, and I must say..I'm quite stunned

And Yoda just takes it with a grain of salt (and some other herbs and spices I'm sure..)

 

Yikes!! Totally not expecting that, haha. It is disgusting, but I do rather like the way it's written. Seems a downright shame...

 

Valiowk: That was brilliantly twisted! Thankee, thankee.

I loved the way you took phrases with a certain meaning in one context and put them in a different context to mean something entirely different: And that is the essence of punmastery.

Did you hear about the dead deer I passed on a trail, not far from a riverbank in spring some years back? (True story.) Well, just hold your nose and repeat after me: "That was a real riparian hike."

Nudge, nudge. Got it? Riparian? Ripe air?

Swear it's true and my best pun yet. Naches River, April, forget the year.

obimom: I did!

serendipityaey: Yeah, the stew was rather disgusting. It was the main ingredient - a bit rotten and spoiled.

However, I did warn you this was dark, dark, sick humor.