Wine tasting in Lanarkshire

Here is a wee story that made me

CHARLES Provan, who admits to living
in Lanarkshire, the wine-drinking
centre of Scotland, was taken aback
when he opened a bottle of normally
cheeky claret to find it extremely
musty. He took it back to the
supermarket in Larkhall whence it
came - such is the relentless march
of gentrification - and explained to
the cashier that the wine was
"corked". To which she replied: "Aw
oor wines are corked, it's only the
cheap wans that come screwtapped".

That's like my friend, who had been living in England for years, visited her Mum in Castlemilk and decided to go to the local offsales for some Gin. She asked "What kind of Gin does this establishment sell" and was told "Bottles, haulf bottles and quarter bottles"

 

Are you talking about me????

Or do you have another friend who's mother still lives in The 'Mulk?

LOL

I get my litre boattle of gin fae Aldi's cuz its cheap. LOL

 

Another friend, I'm sure you haven't been that Anglified yet.

 

//sticks nose in air

You'd be surprised, love.

LOL

Mind you, my mammy would kick me and I have no intention of becoming one iota Anglified.

edited due to profanity

 

LOL - I remember coming back from Debs' folks and asking my Mum to make me a "buttie". She nearly threw the knife at me exclaiming "Butties is it, is a piece no good enough for you now?"

 

points at Cass

She lies!!!

She gets mair and mair English everytime Ah see her!

LOL!

 

She didn't look too snooty with that belt round her head on the BBQ pics - LOL

 

I meant to say English. She also had a fork in her heid an all! Class

 

If there is one thing Castlemilk is known for Andy, it's classy chicks

 

LOL! She's gonna batter us senseless when she sees this

 

You said it Andy - Surprised that she hasn't been on by now.

//ducks behind Andy

 

edited due to profanity

And I'll have yous know that that fork I had behind my ear was a weapon.

Its a pity I forgot it was there when Mayhem slagged off my blinds.