JCC wocky explain this

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  1. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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  2. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    How can I possibly go to sleep without getting a wacky Wocky explanation?
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  3. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    So, he parents like he acts.

    Not well.
  4. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    he parents... poorly
  5. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    seriously tho she couldnt get a less rat-faced little weirdo to hang around in bed with?
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  6. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Sure. But what do you expect when bad parenting is to blame?
  7. Zapdos Force Ghost

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    jeez look at that
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    wocky this needs explain
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  8. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    Haha he's really short.
  9. DantheJedi Force Ghost

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    I'll tell you what the problem here is: Scientology.
  10. hudzu Chosen One

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    i don't understand this thread, but that's to be expected because can one ever truly understand wocky?
  11. AaylaSecurOWNED Force Ghost

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    Is that Willow Smith and Moises Arias? I can't believe all these years of being entrenched in teen culture and I only figured that out from context clues.
  12. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Wocky, please, we need you.
  13. Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One

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    That is soooooo not honourable.
  14. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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    You all have no evidence both their parents were not chaperoning. Who do you imagine took the picture? It seems like everyone is jumping to conclusions.
  15. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    dont be bitter about ugly people, darth guy. its ugly


    there's a clickable article, dawg


    oh, okay, that's reasonable
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  16. Darth Morella Force Ghost

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    Yeah,when I was her age my parents were totally chaperoning me while I hung outwith shirtless guys 7 years older than me. Not.
  17. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    Even so, that photo seems awfully subversive. Why do you suppose they took that picture? And it's in black and white, wouldn't you say that's a little emo?


    I mean, surely you don't approve of such things, do you?

    I imagine it would be different if the photo were taken on the floor, but that's clearly a bed. A greater symbol of decadence and moral decay is hard to imagine.

    Please explain so that we may all be at ease.

    Sent from a loaner phone with horrid autocorrect. Expect lots of errors.
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  18. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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    Well, you have to look at things in context. While Willow Smith has some acting credits, she's not had the success of her older brother, with blockbusters like "Karate Kid" or summer action smashes like "Welcome to Earth." So I think that she is trying to get some pointers by working with her father. This explains the identity of the photographer. This setting is also suggested by the black and white photography, which is a hallmark of both promotional (eg "head shots") and avante garde (eg The Seventh Seal) work within Hollywood. So that's the only real reason someone would be using equipment of that sort.

    Having proven that, we have to keep their purpose in mind when analyzing what we see. Really, no one stretches their talent for acting by playing the sort of person they already are. Even people with no experience in acting at all can do a good job of being themselves. What is challenging is to reach for the opposite situation. So, for instance, a good upright girl with an honorable father portraying a subversive of questionable background. Then if their training sessions leaked online, people could take the totally wrong impression.
  19. SithSense Force Ghost

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    perhaps the fact that she's wearing some kind of shackles on her legs makes this some kind of douchebaggy "arthouse" protest against human trafficking?
  20. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    So wocky thinks Will Smith pimps his daughter?
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  21. Mr. K Moderator Emeritus

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    I enjoy how Wocky replies with big to-do's and Ender is always on-hand to translate it in sparse words to its core meaning. It's like having a "CliffsNotes" abridged version.
  22. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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    It's more akin to making a scandal out of a father helping his daughter organize a book report on the planet Jupiter.
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  23. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Well no. I mean, these pictures are intended to suggest Willow is an ingenue. Let us take the enormous leap of faith you took, and assume William Smith is the photographer. So either her father has been nurturing an Elektra complex in his daughter, or something for more sinister is afoot as the father exploits the growing sexual identity of his daughter in a manner which suggests statutory rape.

    This is highly dishonourable Wocky, should Mr Smith be involved.

    That the parents, who are oft the subject of rumours regarding their marital state, were probably not present is far more likely. Which suggests implicit sexuality - for which she is far too young, but with such poor role models what is a girl to do?
  24. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    i cant look at this photograph while eating. not because ill throw up or anything, but because i might involuntarily stab myself in the eye with a spoon
  25. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    I'm bitter because he's better looking than me.

    And better at picking up middle schoolers.