So NV Word to your moms I came to drop bombs!!!!

Alright everybody this thread is for all you mackdaddies who want to bust out your rhymes. It will be kind of like a one word story only it will be the Twin Suns Syndicate Rap, so you need to come up with lines that rhyme yo!! Like "And just like the Prodigal son I've returned, anyone steppin to me you'll get burned, cause I've got lyrics but you ain't got none, If you want to battle bring a shotgun. But if you do you're a fool cause I'll duel death, tryin to step to me you'll take you're last breath..."(ah the house of pain memeories) and so on. Peace, I'll go first.

Yo! So I was walkin' down the street on Malastaire,
When I saw this dude and he had no hair,
He was a tough lookin cookie with skin a dark hue,
And I said to myself, "This must be Mace Windu."

I said, "Yo Mace, waddup, how ya doin this fine day?"
Then he turned around and I said, "No way!"
And right before me I saw the living proof
It was the one, the only, Ta-lon Wolfe.

 

"You Talon, I thought you was dead...
Like Tu-Pac, I thought you took two to the head!"

"Naw Moka, the Sith Lords couldn't kill me...
Now I'm back, and looking to confront my enemy!"

That's when i noticed Talon looking blue
I said "Wussup, what's wrong with you?"

"Your back, Talon, I have" said a raspy voice
And out from the shadows came a midget- I rejoiced!

It was none other than Yoda, blue, hazy and phat,
He said, "Moka, let me tell you that"

"Blue hazes are what we be-
Luminous being are we!"

 

Then Talon and Yoda started to walk away,
I got up my courage and yelled "no way,"
"Please don't go til you hear what I say,
You've got to show me how to get down the blue hazey Jedi way."

 

Then Yoda started freakin' out and twistin all around
And Talon turned to me and said, "now that's how you get down."
Then both leapt up into the air and flipped and twisted through the sky,
Sayin, "You never will have moves like this til your a master of Jedi."

 

...oh....my...gosh

<Stares at monitor with disbelief>

...

 

"You see the Jedi don't care about the bling
Their just down with that lightsaber thing
Like the Bear Clan, you will be taught
Yoda will show you size matters not

Old School Jedi only had a saber or two
New school packin a saber AND blaster,
Like my homies Luke and Leia do

So put away that 40, that's not the Jedi way
Serious mind, deep commitment, that'll save the day

Adventure, excitement, crave not these things,
Be a guardian of the galaxy, and don't crave the bling!"

 

'Blink' 'blink,blink'

 

Get down the Jedi way

(Musical Interlude)

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And you will save the day

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Get down the jedi way

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And evil runs away,
Yeah, yeah
Come on, come on
Thats right get down

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"I may be just an Ewok
But I am not just all talk
Talon and Yoda try not to gawk
As I show you how this Ewok ROCKS!

A hood made of leather is all I wear
Some say I'm nekkid but I don't care
I tell the girlie Ewoks try not to stare
My fur is my clothing, the trees my lair!

I like shiny things like this gold chain
I can't get them out of my Ewok brain
I jacked a gold ornament off a hood
(That was Luke's speeder?? Awww it's all good!)
Now it's on the chain around my neck
I'm lookin fresh, dope n' low tech...

Maybe now that farm boy will show me some respect!

Don't make me bust a cap, Skywhiner!

Oh yeeeeaaahh boyeee... lemme get a shout out to my homie Chief Chirpa- Yo wassup Chief! I'm rolling with the big boys all up in this Bith!

 

I have to agree with JonnyFlamehead...


Oh.... my.... gosh.....

 

Hey that translation option is really funny. Let's see what the Twin Suns Syndicate rap by Talon and Moka would be like if translated into German:

Yo! So war ich walkin ' hinunter die Straße auf Malastaire, als ich diesen Gecken sah und er kein Haar hatte, er war ein haltbares lookin Plätzchen mit Haut ein dunkle Farbe, und ich sagte zu mich, "diese muß Muskatblüte Windu sein." Ich sagte, "Yo Muskatblüte, waddup, wie ya doin dieser schoene TAG?" Dann drehte sich er herum und ich sagte, "keine Weise!" Und recht, bevor ich ich den lebenden Beweis sah, den sie die war, das einzige, Ta-lon Wolfe. "Sie Talon, dachte ich Sie war tot... Wie Tu-Pac dachte ich Sie nahm zwei zum Kopf!" "Naw Moka, die Sith Lords konnte nicht mich töten... Jetzt bin ich zurück, und schauend, um meinen Feind zu konfrontieren!" Das ist, als ich Talon beachtete, blaues I besagtes "Wussup zu schauen, was ist falsch mit Ihnen?" "Ihre Rückseite, Talon, habe ich" sagte eine raspy Stimme und heraus von den Schatten kam ein Zwerg, den ich rejoiced! Sie war keine anders als Yoda, das Blau, dunstig und phat,sagte er, "Moka, ließ mich erklären Ihnen das" "blaue hazes sind, was wir sind leuchtendes Sein sind wir!" Dann begannen Talon und Yoda, weg zu gehen, ich aufstanden meinen Mut und kreischten "keine Weise," "bitte gehen nicht, bis Sie was ich sage, Sie haben, mir zu zeigen hören, wie man erhält hinunter die blaue hazey Jedi Weise." Dann wendeten Yoda begonnen freakin ' heraus und twistin ganz herum und Talon an mich und sagten, "jetzt, daß, wie Sie erhalten unten." dann gesprungen oben in die Luft und leicht geschlagen und durch den Himmel, Sayin verdreht, "Sie nie haben Bewegungen so bis Ihr ein Meister von Jedi." Sie sehen das Jedi sich interessieren nicht für das Bling ihr gerades abwärts mit dieser lightsaber Sache wie dem Bären Clan, Sie werden unterrichtet, daß Yoda Ihnen Größe Angelegenheiten nicht zeigt Alte Schule Jedi hatte nur einen Saber, oder tun neues Schule zwei packin ein Saber UND ein Bläser, wie meine homies Luke und Leia So weg gesetzt, daß 40, das nicht der Jedi Weise ernste Verstand ist, tiefe Verpflichtung, that'll außer dem Tag Abenteuer, Excitement, crave nicht diese Sachen, ist ein Wächter der Galaxie und crave nicht das Bling!" Erhalten Sie hinunter die Jedi Weise (Musikalisches Zwischenspiel) wicky wicky wicky HOCHKONJUNKTUR-chic HOCHKONJUNKTUR-HOCHKONJUNKTUR-HOCHKONJUNKTUR-chic HOCHKONJUNKTUR-chic HOCHKONJUNKTUR-HOCHKONJUNKTUR-HOCHKONJUNKTUR chic wicky wack HOCHKONJUNKTUR-HOCHKONJUNKTUR wicky wicky wack BOOB HOCHKONJUNKTUR-HOCHKONJUNKTUR chic chic chic wicky chicky wack HOCHKONJUNKTUR-HOCHKONJUNKTUR-HOCHKONJUNKTUR Und Sie speichern den Tag wicky wicky wicky HOCHKONJUNKTUR-chic HOCHKONJUNKTUR-HOCHKONJUNKTUR-HOCHKONJUNKTUR-chic HOCHKONJUNKTUR-chic HOCHKONJUNKTUR-HOCHKONJUNKTUR-HOCHKONJUNKTUR chic wicky wack HOCHKONJUNKTUR-HOCHKONJUNKTUR wicky wicky wack BOOB HOCHKONJUNKTUR-HOCHKONJUNKTUR chic chic chic wicky chicky wack HOCHKONJUNKTUR-HOCHKONJUNKTUR-HOCHKONJUNKTUR Erhalten Sie hinunter die jedi Weise wicky wicky wicky HOCHKONJUNKTUR-chic HOCHKONJUNKTUR-HOCHKONJUNKTUR-HOCHKONJUNKTUR-chic HOCHKONJUNKTUR-chic HOCHKONJUNKTUR-HOCHKONJUNKTUR-HOCHKONJUNKTUR chic wicky wack HOCHKONJUNKTUR-HOCHKONJUNKTUR wicky wicky wack BOOB HOCHKONJUNKTUR-HOCHKONJUNKTUR chic chic chic wicky chicky wack HOCHKONJUNKTUR-HOCHKONJUNKTUR-HOCHKONJUNKTUR Und Übel läuft weg Yeah, yeah angegangen, gekommen auf Thats Recht erhalten unten wicky wicky wicky HOCHKONJUNKTUR-chic HOCHKONJUNKTUR-HOCHKONJUNKTUR-HOCHKONJUNKTUR-chic HOCHKONJUNKTUR-chic HOCHKONJUNKTUR-HOCHKONJUNKTUR-HOCHKONJUNKTUR chic wicky wack HOCHKONJUNKTUR-HOCHKONJUNKTUR wicky wicky wack BOOB HOCHKONJUNKTUR-HOCHKONJUNKTUR chic chic chic wicky chicky wack HOCHKONJUNKTUR-HOCHKONJUNKTUR-HOCHKONJUNKTUR "ich kann gerade sein ein Ewok, aber ich bin nicht aller Gespräch Talon- und Yodaversuch nicht zum gawk gerade, da ich Ihnen zeige, wie dieses Ewok SCHAUKELT! Eine Haube, die vom Leder gebildet wird, ist alle, die ich einiges sage mich bin nekkid trage, aber ich interessiere mich nicht mich erkläre den girl

 

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Moka and Talon are very big in Germany right now.

 

Yeah, only in germany they are known as Vos Vos Vos

 

So with the force beats bumpin'
We all started jumpin'
Dancin' and a pumpin'
Sweatin' and a stumpin'
Takin' a big dumpin'
An atrium but thats another story,

So to fool these crazy fools that out of no where came,
I tried this trick I know that it was lame,
I pretended I was an animal that was tame,
And I rolled to take a dump in the atri-ame, yo

 

Step back, my name is Yoda
My rhymes are dope? I say "no duh"
Backwards do I talk, so I can show the
Meaning of the Force to you and mold ya
Cause the Jedi that I train could rock Boba

Fett like Jango
Don't wanna tango
Hangin out with Lando
Carbonite! where did Han go?

I told Luke no
But he said he had to go
Face Vader he must
It was the Death Star or bust!

 

Hey Everybody,
Waddup, My name is Mo-ka
Step to me
Your kneecaps will be a-broke-a
Moka's drug free
so you'll never see him smoke-a
On the blunt
He will never take a toke-a

But he means business
When his lightsaber's in his hand
Against Moka
No enemy shall stand
When they come ahainst me,
I'll kick 'em in the can!
And the best thing about Moka,
Is that he's not hu-man!

He's an Ewok!
Rock!
He'll drop you on the spot.
He's an Ewok!
Rock!
His shortness do not mock.
He's an Ewok!
Rock!
Bad guys heads will he knock!
And his fuzzy fur will hide it
When he's got the chicken pox!

 

Moka you have got some skills That last part was so funny!

C

 

Rollin down the street in my X-Wing
I finally got it from my homie in Tatuing
I was busting some caps over there and from afar
Then I went back home to my local bar

I meet a wookie there that was drinking some brew
I asked him "Yo what up" and he said "What up Foo"
He told me about some dood he meet the other day
He said he looked like poop and his name was Moka hey!

I said I know who that is I meet him too
I won a game a craps and he owes me $2
Before I could speak he peaced out foo
So I grabbed my gat and blasted him 2

 

Pulls out two lightsabers and kills everyone rapping (during the carnage the sweet sounds of Disturbed (a band) can be heard), enjoys the silence broken only by the sweet sound of freshly cauterized flesh.

btw Talon, did you get my last PM? You never responded to it.

 

Boushh?s Rap (featuring Princess Leia)

I hate fat Hutts and I cannot lie
Other Bounty Hunters can?t deny
That when Jabba slimes in with all ten of his chins
Wavin? small change in your face
Your pride is stung
Thermal detonator bluff?
Keep your cover- you better get paid enough!


(BTW, I am actually not much of a fan of RAP music myself, I just find in sort of easy to come up with these rhymes and mock the genre and it's 'language'- if anyone here is a rap fan, no offense)

(I will go check my PM's again, I might have missed something- sorry!)

 

Sensing impending danger, Moka sniffs the air and in a flash draws upon the force, pulls his saber from his robes and deflects Darthraith's vicious attacks. Moka then quickly slashes with all of his Ewok strength and dismembers one of Darthraith's leku, which flops, singed and smoking, to the ground. Moka, with hurt and betrayal on his furry face from the unmittigated attacks, picks up the leku, and uses it to "pimp slap" Darthraith, saying:

Yo Darthraith, was up?
Why you gotta be a playa Hate-a?
You're comin' out attacking us
like we was Darth Vader.

We ain't doin nuthin'
that would hurt nobody.
But you still all up on us
like poop on a port-o-potty
(hee hee, I said poop; got a cool word or phrase for poop? check out the poop thread)

Hey Darthraith,
Can't we all just get along?
Come on here, join in with us,
And sing this song.
(Come on, everyboby and sing along to the tune of eminems "cleanin out my closet.")

I'm sorry Darthraith,
I never meant to hurt you,
I never meant to make to cry
But tonight, the fighting we must stop it.

I'm sorry Darthraith,
I never meant to hurt you,
I never meant to make to cry
Let's put our lightsabers back into our pockets.

 

okay, first things first. Even with the meter long blade of a lightsaber a cute little ewok could not reach my Lekku.

Decides to put on headphones and listens to the Modal Nodes, rap away.

 

Yo yo what Hey my name is C
I heard DarthRaid is Frontin and he has about 3
I say 3 seconds cause that the number I say
That how many times I will cap him today

He better watch his back while we play jk2
He?s about to get spanked by you know who.
I will hunt you down like a dog sniffs poo
I will shoot you in the back while you are in a duel J

You come into our board like you don?t like what we say
You come into our board and you dis us anyways
So im going to tell you once that you had better look up and down
You better look left and right cause Im going to own you now.

That?s all I have to say until we meet again
On out TSS server is were it will begin
Ill tell you only once and twice if your nice
Ill rolla 20 attack on my new lucky dice.

P.S. Remember this is all in good fun