So NV Word to your moms I came to drop bombs!!!!

This is in good fun, but let's try and avoid poking fun or making mock 'rap threats' to real members of this board. I am sure Darth Raith knows that you are totally kidding around (you did, after all put in a disclaimer), and are referencing JKII, however, I would rather not have potential misunderstandings arise.


Check this thread

http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=7574332&replies=43

and look at #5. That part was added in there due to another teasing/joking thing that was percieved in a totally different way than it was meant.

Sooo... everyone please keep the subject matter of your raps/joking away from real people.

Thank you,

Talon Wolfe, City Rep.

 

O.K., O.K.,

I know that not everyone is a rap fan so here is one for all you Metallica fans to the tune of "Master of Puppets"

...MASTER!!!!...MASTER!!!

Master of Jedi only three foot thrayyy!!!
Flippin' all around makes you say no wayyy!!!

He's small and green, does things backwards he sayyy!!!
With his tiny green saber he will make bad guys payyy!!!

...MASTER!!!!...MASTER!!!

(Lengthy guitar solo followed by heavy drums, played of course by the TSS's own Inaen and Cbielich)

 

I just laughed so hard reading this thread, I think I crowned (reference to poo thread).

 

And now...a word from the dark side...


Six in the mornin' jedi at my door
Yoda and Mace with 10 jedi or more
Im lookin evil "watcha lookin for?"
"Some sith lookin foo with the bling fo' sure"

Well I aint the one to have Jedi hawkin'
Some Tupak lookin' foo and a green midget stalkin'
cause I'm rollin' on twenties hittin' switches on my speeder
ten woofers on back and laced with plenty tweeters

So I pointed in the distance, "Look, its Quigon your boy"
They all turned; the green midget's face filled with joy
And I took advantage of that moment or two
To kick the dwarf in the back and pimp-slap Mace Windu

Cause I aint the one to have Jedi hawkin'
Some Tupak lookin' foo and a green midget stalkin'
cause I'm rollin' on twenties hittin' switches on my speeder
ten woofers on back and laced with plenty tweeters.


Shoo' where's Ani? My gat wants to say hello
As you can all see, "Clearly I'm Ghetto"

 

Holy Cow that was some funny stuff, Inaen!

 

That was pretty good Ineanananenana oh what ever

 

Wassup Y'all? I'm feelin da need to bust some mad rhymes, wicky, wicky, word.

Yo, let me tell you a little story about me and my boyz. Start da bass beat yo...

I ate lunch with Vic and Andy, C and our friend Drue,
We went down to L&L Hawwian BBQ,
Spent a lot of time discussing Bramen's shoe,
Told him not to take it off, it smells like dog poo.

Rode along in C's rented Dodge Strat-us,
Had a confrontation callin' shotgun and made a fuss,
Talked about how gettin' married made us gain weight plus,
Soon my booty and my belly will be as big as a bus.

We all got back from lunch a little lat-er
Talked 'bout doin' taxes online and not pap-er,
The IRS eats up our money like an aligat-or
What, they expect a big tip like a good wait-er.

Or a barista at Starbucks who makes coffee,
Oh, man that stuff makes me have to pee,
When there's no bathroom around you can go on a tree,
Enough rhymes for now, I'll just say peeeeeeeeeeeeee...ace, yo, word to your mutha.

 

A little Bimm called Morte
Listen to what he say
With Kai dead he don't play
Whover killed him will pay!

Named after a chihuaha
With guns he's got the pow-ah
He'll be watchin the Two Tow-ah
From a bootleg disc - booyah!

 

For all you that like Gangsta Rap....

Something entirely different.....

(sung to the tune by NWA and Easy E - Boys in the Hood)

My name is Rohrwooken and I know Wookies galore,
You may know alot of Wookies, but I know much more,
Keep talkin that trash like a Trandoshun,
I'll pull my Bowcaster and straight blast you one.

Because the Wookies in the hood are always hard,
Start talkin that trash and we'll pull your card,
Ain't nothin in life but to be straight free.
But dont play me boy or I'll rip out your knee.

Yeeeeeahhh Boooyyyeeee!!! Where's my Wooka Chewy? Cuz us Wookas be straight illin!!

 

rip out your knee.


That's awesome!

You need to do that in game, the first chance you get.

 

Yo, so we went down into the basement of the dawn of red sun,
We was chillin' and thrillin' and havin' lots o fun,
Then out of no where everything came undone,
Because of two young siths thinkin' they was numba one.

They started shootin at Tasker because of choices she had made,
Sayin' "Yo Tasker, you hizzo, we wanna get paid!"
Then they started throwin' 'round they frag grenades,
But Morte was still chillin' drinkin lemonaid.

All heck broke loose in crimson dawn's wherehouse,
The wookie went all crazy, looked like he would pounce,
The evil kids were cryin' like they was a mouse,
Now they doin' ten to twenty in the big house.

Word y'all, see you dark siders when you get out on parole.

 

Moka's just chillin'
Like Bob Dylan
He does more killin
Than penicillin!!!!!


(apologies to Chris Rock)

 

Darkstar, Part One

They call him Darkstar
and if you are
a foe not a friend
then he will char
a hole in your chest
as you die like the rest
from a bolt from his blaster
You're a puppet he's the master
Can you run any faster
Cause it's you that he's after
You saw him flash the bling
Now you know that's not his thing
He is a covert assassin
Soon that bounty he'll be cashin'
Pow! You hear a shot fired
Run! But your legs have gotten tired
One shot he says, deserves one kill
Anything else aint much of a thrill
You drop, cold comes, the end ain't far
You look up at the last thing you see-

the eyes of Darkstar.

 

WHOOOOOO!!!!! THAT WAS THE COOLEST THING EVER.... i FEEL SO IMPORTANT NOW...

 

This is a rhyme bout a man called Inaen
He posted on this thread and he wasn't playin'
Intimidation was the order of the day
He had all the other rappers runnin fast away
But then they returned and their rhymes were fly
But Inaen hid out and I don't know why
Maybe he sweated Rralcree rippin out his knee
Or maybe it was Darkstar collecting that bounty
So now we wait, we watch, and we'll see what we see,
Yo, Inaen, WHERE YOU BE??

 

Heres my reply to all you haters,
And heres all my props to all the Vaders,
Im puttin it down,
for all the siths that hold crown,
over the jedi that think they're players.

Yall cant stop the dark siders,
Cause all of you know we're Rough Riders,
This is for that Mace brother,
and all the Yoda lovers,
That'll be left too cold for hot cider.

Whatcha gonna do, try to stop us,
you wack light boys cant top us,
all you can do is heal,
while were sneakin up to steal,
all your speeders, leavin you riden the bus.

Yeah I said it, little Yoda is a midget,
all he can do with his power is just fidget,
little Yodita is hidin,
while were out there joyridin,
and clockin them Twileks in double digits.

So watcha gonna say your the best?
You better go find and armor vest,
Cause were comin for you jedi,
Yeah, were comin for you fake-guys,
And were gonna put sabre holes your chests!

Yeeeaahh take that you wack MC's
Boooyyyeeeee!!!!

 

?Shake Sith Chumps?
(To the tune of 'Shake Your Rump' by the Beastie Boys)
(Inaen, have Galaxy419 sing this for you for the full flavor)


Now I rock a dark sider at the drop of a hat
My saber comin out of my aluminum bat
The padawans be jonesin' just to see me train to fight
They'll be staring at my saber throws, sayin "that's a Jedi Knight!"
You're a gimp and your gimpin'
Got a fast ship to put Sith Chimps in
Nothing wrong with my leg I'm just Jedi limpin'

Got arrested on Tatooine for tearing out Sith throats,
My man Qui-Gon Jinn's got a beard like a billy goat

*oowah oowah* is the Council's call

R2 *hu-huh* he's got a scope y'all
Sith Lords I bust and the Jedi Lore that I write
And I'll be busting Sith Lords and Lore all night
I'm eating steak and blue milk while you be hitting new lows,
You can't rhyme, homey, and boy does it show
I fight with style I think you got the point
Sith Disappoint!

(music interlude)

Ani - (yeah) with your bad self pod-racing
What's up with Palpatine running things?

Well I'm Obi and I'm back from the dead
Chillin with Qui-Gon Jinn all in your head

I'm a Jedi just made Master cause the Council they want more of this
Sith posers they be runnin hopin my blaster's aim is gonna miss

Windu- got clout- back off Sith, he'll cut your head out
Not a puppet on a string- Yoda's paid the bling to rhyme in time

He is CGI- and doin that thing that Dooku knows well
He might be dodgin and weavin, but he fights well

Dooku?s trippin, and runs, and Yoda holds the ceiling up
Got more chlorians? than Starbucks has coffee cups

We got mechanical hands at the end of our stump-
Shake Sith Chumps!

________________________________

Yeeeuuuh, wassup now darksiders? Go run home to your mommies on Dathomir, and tell em you can't roll with the Lightsiders.

 

Hmmm.... I feel a rhyme stirring deep in my soul... It may be almost time to unveil my Darkstar Rap... if anyone knows a darkstar, it is neither light nor dark, but walks the fine line in-between.............



it is coming.......

 

Im gonna tell you a story, so open your ears wide.
I?m laughing at the fool
that thinks cause he?s on one side
that?s enough to make him cool.
Well I got news for y?all
It don?t matter if you?re dark or light
Cause when you trip and fall
It don?t matter who?s wrong or right.
As you get up on your knees
And wipe your tears away
I hear you saying ?Please
Don?t take my life today.?
This is the power that I know is true,
I control if you live or die,
Your force? What can that do?
Your powers don?t matter when I say goodbye.
You break it down and make it so simple
?If you?re not good, you?re bad.?
Man I should pop you like a pimple.
If you could feel emotion you?d think that?s sad.
There is no death, there is only the force
I don?t hear you saying that when I?m popping you one.
The darksiders are now rejoicing of course,
But get your books cause I?m taking you to school son.
You that follow the dark are just as bad as the light,
At least they stand up when they get knocked down
Darksiders hide behind old men with all of their might
Am I supposed to be afraid of some wrinkly old clown?
The lightsiders now think I?m on their side
But when are you gonna get it? I ain?t standing in your line
Man forget your rollercoaster, I am my own ride
And your lightsided leader, all he can do is whine.
See I?ve discovered the power that is best,
My tattooed hands hold these two blasters,
And I?m better than the rest
Cause I am my own master,
The light and dark will bow down to me.
Step up son, cause I just raised the bar
Oh, too late, you?re dead can?t you see?
The force... that?s about as cool as Jar-Jar.
Your power won?t ever take you as far
as I?ve come, I can?t even see where you are.
Cause this is who I am, the one Darkstar

 

PHAT!

I see a challenge to both the light and the dark, who will step up?? Are we gonna let Darkstar get away with this?

 

(To the tune of Drops of Jupiter)

Now that she's back in the atmosphere with drops of Tattooine in her hair, Padme, yeah, yeahhhhh,
Yeah, yeah, yeahhhh,
She's a senator now but she used to be a queen, she's fallin' for that guy Anakeen, yeah, yeah yeahhhh,
Yeah, yeah, yeahhhhh,

So tell me, why'd you follow him to the stars, to the desert planets scars,

Cryin for his mommy who's been taken, in a raid by the raiders who are Tusken,

And tell me, why'd you follow him to the stars, from Naboo's peaceful green pars,

He'll turn Darth and leave you with luke and Leah lookin' for yourself out there,

Amidala, la, la, la, la, la, la,
Padme, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahhh

Yeah, yeahhhh

Darth'll leave you with Luke and Leah, alone and lookin' for yourself out there.

 

No words from the darksiders or lightsiders?



BRING IT!!!!!!!!

 

im still waiting for rebuttal

 

To the tune of Battery, by Metallica:

Battery!
Battery!

Slashing through the Sith Lords
Fighting all the dark hordes
My saber runs on BAT-TER-IES!

My blue blade is dying
Empty cell I'm fighting
I must grab spare BAT-TER-Y!


[ok, that's all I got, feel free to continue this song or post a new one]

 

with Humble apologies to George Lucas and Metallica. Thanks to Amy for pointing this out as I haven't read this thread since 9/17/02.

sung to the tune of Battery by Metallica.

Slashing through the Sith Lords, Fighting all the dark hordes.
Dark siders are blown away
Activating Saber, absolutly nothing
Battery for my sword today

Cannot kill the Sith lords
what is this fight for
my saber needs a battery
need to find a radio shack
I can not attack
my saber needs a battery

Cannot kill the Sith Lord
I need a Battery.

Battery

Flipping, jumping, spinning,
duck, dodge and weaving.
Sith lords advancing.
dark lighting fury, force speed flurry
Damn, I need a battery.

I have found a store, power
to me is more
I have battery
Open up the hilt so the
scale can tilt
I have a battery

Now to kill the Sith Lord
I have a Battery.

Battery.

Saber of Destruction, Jedi come Crushing
Saber light of energy
Spinning blade of fury, decapitating flurry
My saber has a battery

Flipping over boundaries
The force is with me
My saber has a battery
Pounding out the dark side
sith, they cannot hide
My saber has a battery

Have killed the Sith Lords
I have a Battery.

My saber runs on BAT-TER-IES!