So NV Word to your moms I came to drop bombs!!!!

That was awsome! And you are welcome beloved Axia!

 

In honor of Saturday night, to the tune of "Lose Yourself" by Eminem

Palms are furry
My vision is dark and blurry
I been beat up by a wraith
Who in the dark does scurry

So back to reality
Bam i'm beat bloodily,
And now I find my self underneath
a wookie that smells funkily

Now all my brotha's
around me goin'crazy
shootin each otha up,
It's insane, But it don't phase me
Behind the pillars they hidin'
Comin together, fight side in
side, this may be the only opportunity that we got

Cuz
You goota lose yourself in the locked room
The stocked room
Your single mind, you gotta let it go
Cuz you've only got one shot
Do not miss the wraith fo sho
Or he will torture us all for all our life time

 

Moka said he was gonna do this, but as he is out of the country, I thought I would finish it and post it:

To the tune of ?Dead or Alive? by Bon Jovi
As sung by Yoda

It?s all the same, ?cept that Obi-Wan?s name has changed
Everyday it seems ?Ben? is wasting away
A desert place where the Raiders are so bold
And me I call, a mud house my home

I?m a Jedi, on Luke?s shoulders I ride
Vader wants me, dead or alive
Wanted dead or alive

Obi cannot stand the heat, and he really needs a shave
And the limbs his saber meets, always goes their separate ways
Wait here I must,
For that whiney boy Luke
I foresee my pet swamp snake, he is gonna puke?.

I?m a Jedi, on floating disc I ride
Vader wants me, dead or alive
Wanted dead or alive

Obi faced down Vader, but he would not attack
Left his desert home, he knew he would not make it back
I?ve hid my small lightsaber? just where I can?t recall?
I?ve seen a million padawan, an I?ve taught them all!

I?m a Jedi, on Dagobah I hide,
Vader wants me, dead or alive
I?m a Jedi, I got the light on my side
I?m wanted dead or alive
Wanted dead or alive

 

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In a moment of boredom, a rhyme about Ekul Ryker, architect to the TSS:




Ekul Ryker is making phat hizzies,
Need a factory? He's about to get busy

All dressed up like a Tusken Raidah
Spammin' at the starport- don't be a hatah

Imp to the max and friends with Vadah
Wheelin,dealin not stealin'- he is a playah

He needs some more XP and then he'll be a mastah
Then its PA Hall time and he'll build it fastah

R to the Yker and E to the Kul
Other architect ain't nuthin but fools!



(a little goofy, I know. Maybe Inaen will post something with his mad skillz)

 

Thought I would bumb this post with a little ryme about Draaco-Fett

Here we go!

Draaco-Fett, a Masta' in the Hizzy
wants to kill some fools, with the rebelizy
used to be one of them
but now is chillin with the Impizy's

He plays to much, about 30 hours a day
O'wait that wrong but who cares anyway
He still plays till he cant even think
He made Master Bounty Hunter in about 1 week

Thats crazy man, I cant belive you'd do that
You dont even know what time your favorite shows at
Your wife and Kids there gone but you dont know that
You're still playing SWG and I think thats so phat

Yeah there you go!

Ekul (Hizzy) Ryker

 

needlaneedlaneedlaneedlaneedlaneedlaneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


Draaco hunts in the niiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

 

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ok. heres a little diddy dedicated to the holocron hunts and jedi fever that has overtaken those of the TSS in the game SWG.

(done to the tune of Outkasts "Hey Ya")

1..2..3.. (clap!!)

Draaco, he dont mess around, hes always flyin round, lookin for Holooooooos (clap!!),(clap!!),(Huuh!!)...

But does...he really wanna, find that thing thats gonna, make him grind fo' shoooooo'
(clap!!),(clap!!), (schuoowie)...

Don't try, to fight the pull, the force is callin you to Dantooine right noooooooow
(clap!!),(clap!!),(Huuh!!)...

To a force cave full of hunters, that guy's got your number, Kill him, then look doooooooown
(clap!!),(clap!!),(Huuh!!)...

////Je - Di............

Je - Di............ ////

You think youve got it, oooh you think you got it, You click on the body and select "Loot Ahhuhahhuhahhuhahhlllll!!!

Then you look in, into inventory, youre lookin for the Holo but theres nothin at Ahhuhahhuhahhuhahhlllll!!!

You kill another, then you kill another, until one day you loot a little blue booouuooouuooouuoooxx!!!!!

Your so happy, ohh you feel so def, until you open the little box and it says,

"Master Chef" (Awwww Maaaaannnn!!!)


//Je - Di............

Je - Di............ //


Just want to be a Jedi.....
(echo)Je - Di............(Uh-Oh)

Just want to be a Jedi.....
(echo)Je - Di............ (Uh-Oh)

(Talking) "okay, now this is what I want yall to do when you kill that dark force hunter.

Okay?

Hur we go!!!"


Take it. . . . Take it. . . .Take it. . . .

Take it. Take it. . . .

Take the little Holocron Blue box. . . . . .

////Je - Di............

Je - Di............ ////

I . . I. . I. . Just being honest......

I . . I. . I. . Just being honest......

 

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haha!! that is so great!!! I commend you!

 

Ok, I just got a hold of the song Hey Ya, and listened to it. Now that I know what the song sounds like, your rap is KILLER!



Nice work. I am inspired, I will have to post something here soon....

 

thanks. I havent done one in a while. I want to do more and maybe even start one over on the sandiego fanforce.

 

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To the tune "Milkshake" by Kelis

(this one's for you, MoronDude and all who use pets in Galaxies)

"Master Medic"

My stimpack brings all the pets that are charred,
cause their fight
is better than yours,
and they tank
while you crawl the floor
and take aim,
and your gun discharge

 

You said "Discharge"

hehe

C

 

Yeah, well applying that word to a firearm is a valid usage of that word.

 

hahaha you gotta write more man..haha

Milkshake LOL thats great

 

For some reason, it was really hard for me to come up with that much. Perhaps you or someone else could continue it...?

 

Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
Bann, you gave Jedi
A bad name.

 

This is to the tune of the Alias Theme Song:


Duka duka duka duka duka DUH, DUUUH DUH...
chicka chicka chicka
Duh duuuuuh duh

ding ding dading diiing ding....

 

******ALIAS SPOILERS*******

To the tune of the Star Wars main theme:

Syd-nie was gone for two years
The worst of her fears
Were re-alized.

Her eggs were, harvested by Sloane,
To make Rambaldi's clone
What a surprise.

Marshall hid a tracking device on Rambaldi's cube
And the team arived just as the embryo went into the test tube

Sark got away and made a phone call about his dad
Who said "Passenger," then was then shot and killed by Lauren

Freaking A-LI-AS
It's crack for your eyes
It ensnares your mind
Then you are stuck,
Every Sunday night

 

To the tune of Rock superstar by Cypress Hill


Because I want to be a dark Jedi star
And kick arse
A red lightsaber,
Dark force power,
Black armor,

When your on the dark side you can't trust nobody, gotta roll affect mind constatly

Because I want to be a dark Jedi Star
And take charge
change my name from Anakin
To somethin Darth
Cause it kicks arse

Sick of obeywonn holdin me back from becomin somebody,
Gonna kill that old fart eventually

 

To the tune of some JLo song i heard somewhere:


Don't be scared by the skills that i've got,
I'm still Kleff Rixxard from the block,
In the pilot seat, I sure do rock,
Wanna hit my ship, you better roll a twenty.

I will manuver and juke alot,
Even if your computer's locked,
I'll slip right out, don't fail your spot,
Wanna know my score, well let's just say it's plenty.

 

To the tune of "Skidrow" from Little Shop of Horrors. Well, mainly I just changed a few words around... it's not that original.

Illum:


Kleff, all my life I've always been Kleff.
I keep asking myself why I left,
but I haven't answered me yet.
"Am I deaf, me?"
Um... I started off as a pilot,
joined the Crimson Dawn, went to Illum
Jedi took us in, gave me shelter,
a bed, some good food, and a job.
Call me a jerk and a Duros slob,
Which I am...

So I'm on
(Illum)
Force users are good & bad, I'm on
(Illum)
Marvin is not sad he's on
(Illum)
Where the parts don't add to the sum...
(Here on Illum)

Someone show me a way to get off of here.
Cuz I constantly pray I'll get off of here.
Please won't somebody say I'll get off of here.
Someone gimmie a ship, or I'll slip here!

Show me how and I will, I'll get off of here.
I'll start climbin' up hill and get off of here.
Someone tell me I still could get off of here.
Someone tell lady luck that I'm stuck here!

Gee it sure would be swell to get off of here.
Bid the Jedi farewell and get off of here.
I'd move heaven and hell to get off of here.
I'd do I don't know what to get off of here.
But a helluva lot to get off of here.
People tell me there's not a way off of here.
But believe me I gotta get off of ILLUM!