So NV Word to your moms I came to drop bombs!!!!

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  1. Talon_Wolfe Jedi Master

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  2. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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  3. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    A song about the hottest female in Star Trek, to the tune of Guns & Roses' Sweet Child of Mine:

    She's got a body that could melt a Breen
    The cutest face that I've ever seen
    A beautiful specimen of Borg innovation
    Even that implant above her eye
    It makes me think I'm a lucky guy
    To have an assimilated piece of Borg creation

    Oh, Sweet Seven of Nine
    Oh, Sweet Seven of Nine

    She's got nanoprobes in her blood
    And wires in her brain
    I'd fight off an entire Cube
    of Borgs to ease her pain
    Her skin might be as cold as ice all day
    but she burns me up inside
    Restance is futile when I lay
    in bed, right by her side.

    Oh, Sweet Seven of Nine
    Oh, Sweet Seven of Nine

    Assimilate me
    Assimilate me now
    Assimilate me
    Sweet Seven of Nine
  4. Jankarakk FanForce CR Southern Nevada FF

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    that was a truly great tune....you should definately look into making a record.
  5. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    Moka
    smoke a
    cigar and be a joka'
    Doesn't much like Mountain Dew, more partial to Coke-ah.
    Moka
    choke a
    big guy like Al Roka'
    If he gets too cold he'll give the fireplace a stoke-ah.
  6. Luminara_Jade Jedi Master

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    hehe...ode to the return of Moka-----^
  7. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    That is weird... I write a song out of the blue about Moka and then he pops back in to say hello.
  8. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    Not my song, but pretty cool:

    Share and Enjoy
    Share and Enjoy
    Journey through life
    With a plastic boy
    Or Girl by your side
    Let your pal be your guide
    And when it breaks down
    Or starts to annoy
    Or grinds when it moves
    And gives you no joy
    Cos it's eaten your hat
    Or had sex with your cat
    Bled oil on your floor
    Or ripped off your door
    You get to the point
    You can't stand any more
    Bring it to us, we won't give a fig
    We'll tell you, 'Go stick your head in a pig'.
  9. Moka Jedi Master

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    If you want my Moka
    want my Moka-biography,
    Baby, just ask me...
  10. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    You should be postin'
    not boastin'
    I'm roastin'
    eat toast and
    jelly

    it aint smelly
    I got a belly
    like David E. Kelley
    You sell thee
    flower

    we've got the power
    they all will cower
    take a shower
    for an hour
    and a half

    or take a bath
    and do some math
    on the warpath
    and feel the Wrath
    of Kahn

    I sang the song
    word to your mom
    who made the bomb
    just like Dom
    DeLuise

    who cut the cheese?
    the word is Grease
    call the police
    I mean, please
    don't stay

    Go away
    Go to Bombay
    You can play
    live to rhyme another day
    what?
  11. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    Okay, I'm so bored, I'm gonna write a song about each of the U.S. States.

    There was a state called Alabama
    One day it was hit by a dose of Gamma
    radiation, while it was wearing pajamas
    It's one of the fifty states.

    Next we come to the state of Alaska
    and if you don't know, then you can aska
    About as cool as the state; Nebraska
    They're close like good roommates.

    And who doesn't love Arizona?
    Sit around all day drinking Coronas
    People who live there have nice personas
    They're never in dire straits.

    Wait a minite now, here comes Arkansas
    People don't save there, they just withdraw
    Love Tobey Maquire and Mr. Jude Law
    But never heard of Bill Gates.

    A pretty sunny state, it's California
    If you're moving there, I ought to warn ya
    The nights are rough, people will cream corn ya
    And that stuff is hard to wash off.

    Another C state is Colorado
    Men who live there show big bravado
    like eating 10 pounds of raw avocado
    out of a horse's trough.

    Anyone remember Connecticut?
    They pride themselves on etiquette
    And the high and mighty snobs, they say "So what?"
    And to outsiders, they always scoff.

    I could do a whole song just on Delaware
    The men swear, women prepare, and kids play truth or dare
    And the chairs will put hair on your derrier
    "And there's more..." I say, with a cough.

    Look down there, it's Florida
    Most the residents walk around asking "huh?"
    And the kids still say "rad" and "no duh"
    Man, those guys are awfully lame.

    A lot of states end with A, like Georgia
    Indiana, Louisiana, and Minnesota
    The Dakotas, Carolinas and the Virginias
    All have endings that are the same.

    The tropical paradise, known as Hawaii
    Means different things to you than it does to me
    To you it is utopia, I'd rather be in Tennessee
    Most people disagree, and that's a shame.

    In Junior High, the funniest state was Idaho
    It reminded us of girls like Sydney Bristow
    Who wear revealing clothing, that make men say "Whoa!"
    Those girls are up for some acclaim.

    The next state to go is Illinois
    I know the S is silent, but one of my joys
    Is to say things the wrong way, just like one of the boys
    in a Special Education class.

    Remember The Music Man, they said Ioway
    It's the craziest place in the USA
    And remember, Revenge of the Sith comes out in May
    The movie is guarenteed to surpass.

    And for K states, theres only one: Kentucky
    The people there are all mighty lucky
    They think fish is good, but pizza is yucky
    Wait, there's another K state, it's Kansas.

    Everyone forgets about poor Maine
    So I think its time to pour the champagne
    If that doesn't work, I'll break out the cocaine
    As long as the police do not harass.

    Next up, we have Maryland
    I hope at some point this song with end
    Please help me out a bit, my dear friend
    I'm trying to finish up this song.

    Crap, the next one is Massachusetts
    What the hell even rhymes with Massachusetts?
    I had one TV, but now I have two sets
    Yes, I know that this verse was all wrong.

    I think I still have to do Michigan
    And I guess that rhymes with Wisconsin
    Would you care if I threw in Rhode Island?
    I feel like I'm wearing a thong.

    Not done with Ms yet, I still have Mississippi
    Like Young Anakin Skywalker said "Yippie!"
    After the fifth shot of Jack, I am Tipsy.
    Wow, this thing is getting long.

    Oops, I almost forgot Missouri
    I guess I was in a big hurry
    Indian food is great, I love the curry
    The greatest Indian was Carlos Santana

    Now comes the best one, Nevada
    Nothings better, but nothing is badda'
    Like Red Leader once said "Cut da chatta'"
    If you didn't know, Darth_Tofu is Jana

    Nothing old is new in New Hampshire
    They tell their kids to use the bathroom hamper
    Their spirits will never get damper
    All they gotta do is eat a banana

    It's the Garden State, good old New Jer
  12. Luminara_Jade Jedi Master

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  13. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    I spend all that time writing a song (almost 2 hours), and all you can say is "get on AIM"? Sheesh.
  14. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    I disagree
    with Aunt Marie
    that Jubilee
    in the debris
    will have some tea
    and potpourri
    is made from the
    coconut tree
    Mom wants to see
    Color T.V.
    in Tennessee
    with Uncle Lee
    My family tree
    is news to me
    I never see
    Grandpa Louie
    I guarentee
    that Anthony
    in quite eerie
    and real creepy
    like the Marquis
    DeSade's banshee
    will always flee
    the spelling bee
  15. Jankarakk FanForce CR Southern Nevada FF

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  16. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    Yeah, I tried for simple, rapid-fire rhymes this time.
  17. Jankarakk FanForce CR Southern Nevada FF

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    yes, short and sweet is always best, i read your fifty states....that was a long read....
  18. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    Imagine the guy who'd have to sing that monstrocity!
  19. Jankarakk FanForce CR Southern Nevada FF

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    yeah...i imagine one of the three tenors could pull it off nicely....or perhaps richard cheese. are you workin right now?
  20. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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  21. Jankarakk FanForce CR Southern Nevada FF

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  22. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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  23. Jankarakk FanForce CR Southern Nevada FF

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    ooo ok, here is my attempt at a song:

    this land is my land this land is your lan....wait that one's already been done...

    america, america God shed his grace on the.....ooo that one too... hmmmm



    guess i don't have an original lyrical idea in my head.
  24. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    He's Jankarakk
    He smokes some crack
    If you attack
    He will strike back
    Lives in a shack
    by the racetrack
    Give him some slack
    His shoes are black
    He sure can hack
    computers, jack
    Give him a snack
    a double-stack!
    Hey, listen mack
    His mom's not whack
    she's got the knack
    and a nice rack!
  25. Jankarakk FanForce CR Southern Nevada FF

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    apparently you have never met my mother....
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