So NV Word to your moms I came to drop bombs!!!!

Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by Moka, Aug 18, 2002.

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  1. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    I could change it to your sister ;)
  2. Jankarakk FanForce CR Southern Nevada FF

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    have you met her??? she's more whack than my mom.
  3. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    But which has the nicer rack?
  4. Jankarakk FanForce CR Southern Nevada FF

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    well my mom has a gun rack, and my sister's boyfriend is plannin on gettin her a spice rack for christmas
  5. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    Your mom definatly has a nicer rack!
  6. Jankarakk FanForce CR Southern Nevada FF

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    this is a weird conversation.
  7. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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  8. Jankarakk FanForce CR Southern Nevada FF

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  9. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    Star Wars
    Top Drawers
    Gross Sores
    Clean Floors
    Toy Stores
    Do Chores
    Al Gore's
    Outdoors
  10. Luminara_Jade Jedi Master

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    doggie snores
    on da floors

    annie views
    dynamite and crew

    what's the deal
    with my meal?

    sewiously guys
    they screawed up ma fries...
  11. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    Okay, so THIS is why I was asking for Simile's a few weeks ago:

    Simile Baby
    By MoronDude

    She?s got teeth like ivory piano keys
    Lips like red vine licorice, give me some please
    Dances like someone with bad Parkinson?s disease
    Arms like an elastic band when she gives me a squeeze
    She?s as smart as Albert Einstein after talking for a week with Stephen Hawking about outer space.

    Skin as milky white as fresh fallen snow
    Eyes like glistening pearls that are all aglow
    Smile like a peeled banana when she says? hello?
    Sweet as freshly-made chocolate chip cookie dough
    Cute as a month-old puppy playing in a flower garden being chased by a swarm of butterflies.

    She?s my Simile Baby
    A metaphor in a miniskirt
    She?s my Simile Baby
    She can heal but she can hurt
    She?s my Simile Baby
    A metaphor? in a miniskirt.

    This girl?s as bright as the noonday sun
    Laughs like a choir of angels singing for everyone
    Wittier than a dirty limerick, a joke or a pun
    Precious as a mint condition Action Comics 1
    Her hair is like three feet of silk that once was dragged a mile on a rocky road behind a truck.

    She?s my Simile Baby
    A metaphor in a miniskirt
    She?s my Simile Baby
    As urgent as a Red Alert
    She?s my Simile Baby
    A metaphor? in a miniskirt.

    Breasts as firm as mounds of flan
    Figure like a glass Coke bottle, not a can
    Legs like long, thin carrot sticks that have a tan
    She goes around in circles like a ceiling fan
    She?s got everything like a Cadillac with cd player, GPS, anti-lock breaks and airbags.

    She?s my Simile Baby
    A metaphor in a miniskirt
    She?s my Simile Baby
    As awesome as a Green Day concert
    She?s my Simile Baby
    As sweet as apple pie for dessert
    She?s my Simile Baby
    We live together like Ernie and Bert
    She?s my Simile Baby
    A metaphor? in a miniskirt.
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