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Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by Moka, Aug 18, 2002.

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  1. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    I could change it to your sister ;)
     
  2. Jankarakk

    Jankarakk Jedi Padawan star 4

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    have you met her??? she's more whack than my mom.
     
  3. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    But which has the nicer rack?
     
  4. Jankarakk

    Jankarakk Jedi Padawan star 4

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    well my mom has a gun rack, and my sister's boyfriend is plannin on gettin her a spice rack for christmas
     
  5. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    Your mom definatly has a nicer rack!
     
  6. Jankarakk

    Jankarakk Jedi Padawan star 4

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    this is a weird conversation.
     
  7. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    You started it :p
     
  8. Jankarakk

    Jankarakk Jedi Padawan star 4

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    ummm no i think not.
     
  9. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    Star Wars
    Top Drawers
    Gross Sores
    Clean Floors
    Toy Stores
    Do Chores
    Al Gore's
    Outdoors
     
  10. Luminara_Jade

    Luminara_Jade Jedi Padawan star 4

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    doggie snores
    on da floors

    annie views
    dynamite and crew

    what's the deal
    with my meal?

    sewiously guys
    they screawed up ma fries...
     
  11. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    Okay, so THIS is why I was asking for Simile's a few weeks ago:

    Simile Baby
    By MoronDude

    She?s got teeth like ivory piano keys
    Lips like red vine licorice, give me some please
    Dances like someone with bad Parkinson?s disease
    Arms like an elastic band when she gives me a squeeze
    She?s as smart as Albert Einstein after talking for a week with Stephen Hawking about outer space.

    Skin as milky white as fresh fallen snow
    Eyes like glistening pearls that are all aglow
    Smile like a peeled banana when she says? hello?
    Sweet as freshly-made chocolate chip cookie dough
    Cute as a month-old puppy playing in a flower garden being chased by a swarm of butterflies.

    She?s my Simile Baby
    A metaphor in a miniskirt
    She?s my Simile Baby
    She can heal but she can hurt
    She?s my Simile Baby
    A metaphor? in a miniskirt.

    This girl?s as bright as the noonday sun
    Laughs like a choir of angels singing for everyone
    Wittier than a dirty limerick, a joke or a pun
    Precious as a mint condition Action Comics 1
    Her hair is like three feet of silk that once was dragged a mile on a rocky road behind a truck.

    She?s my Simile Baby
    A metaphor in a miniskirt
    She?s my Simile Baby
    As urgent as a Red Alert
    She?s my Simile Baby
    A metaphor? in a miniskirt.

    Breasts as firm as mounds of flan
    Figure like a glass Coke bottle, not a can
    Legs like long, thin carrot sticks that have a tan
    She goes around in circles like a ceiling fan
    She?s got everything like a Cadillac with cd player, GPS, anti-lock breaks and airbags.

    She?s my Simile Baby
    A metaphor in a miniskirt
    She?s my Simile Baby
    As awesome as a Green Day concert
    She?s my Simile Baby
    As sweet as apple pie for dessert
    She?s my Simile Baby
    We live together like Ernie and Bert
    She?s my Simile Baby
    A metaphor? in a miniskirt.
     
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