Phx Words of Wisdom (HUMOR with a sprinkling of philosophy)

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  1. Ion_Control Jedi Knight

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    DISCLAIMER: Inspired by the sunscreen song-normal & Yoda version, the LA trip, and any other random thoughts I feel like typing :D. Meant as humorous and possibly thought-provoking. Anyone can add their own words of wisdom. :)

    --Wear sunscreen, you must, yes (especially when outside for a line-up)

    --Whenever you use something with batteries, always have extras with you (or you end up paying $3 for 2 AA's).

    --WATER! W-A-T-E-R is the substance of life (though sources say Mountain Dew is a close second ;)).

    --User names were meant to be typed, not said aloud.

    --Be patient with those who are car-less, but expect respect and gas money.

    --It takes 10 seconds to determine if you like someone or not; it takes a lifetime to determine who your true friends are.

    --Have patience with those who are different from you.

    --Rebel, imperial, bounty hunter, sock, whatever-we're all in the same galaxy & we've all got the same problems.

    --Read not beauty magazines; ugly and green make you feel, will they. And what is wrong with being green, hmmmm?!?

    --Read through threads before posting; don't just glance over the titles.

    --Socks can be nice and funny. Socks can be bad and smelly. Choose the right side of the power that is within a Sock.

    That's all for now. :D 8-}
  2. One-armed_Wampa Jedi Knight

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    Me sock nice and smelly but not bad and rarely funny.
  3. Master_Duron Jedi Master

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    My socks got pissed off at me and ran off together.
  4. Professor Moriarty Force Ghost

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    Don't accidently leave a fork on a plate when you put it in the microwave. I just did. It looked so cool I almost want to do it again. I swear, I am mindless on monday mornings.
  5. Master_Duron Jedi Master

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    In the old days when Taco bell had foil on their food wrappers, my sister tried to re-heat a burrito. It looked like a lighting storm in the microwave It was cool until the wrapper started to burn. :eek:
  6. harpm1 Jedi Knight

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    Try putting your brother's favorite CD in there. I did.... [face_devil]
  7. Lady_Jedi_Carenix Jedi Master

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    Oooo, evilness. Hmm... :D [face_devil]

    --Never put aluminum foil in the microwave. It doesn't smell very good afterwards. ;)
  8. The_Sixth_Handmaiden Jedi Padawan

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    Apr 30, 2002
    - never eat tires.

    trust me on this one.
  9. Emperor_Dan Jedi Master

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    Aug 21, 1999
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    Never walk into walls. It hurts.
  10. Master_Duron Jedi Master

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    Never eat the yellow snow... just ask one_arm_wampa. He knows. :eek:
  11. One-armed_Wampa Jedi Knight

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    me also learn another lesson the hard way. never eat frozen fudge you find in snow. :(
  12. kreleia Jedi Grand Master

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    AUGH!!! NOW THAT'S NOT RIGHT!!!!

    [face_laugh]
  13. QuiGon_butnot4gotten Jedi Knight

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    What would not be right is if you didn't learn from poor OAW's lesson. Luckly we don't have much snow in these parts.
  14. Master_Duron Jedi Master

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    Dont eat the yellow cactus?
  15. Lady_Jedi_Carenix Jedi Master

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    --don't eat the yellow toad. ;) :D
  16. QuiGon_butnot4gotten Jedi Knight

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    Should you really be eating any color toad?
  17. Master_Duron Jedi Master

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    Toads are okay. Frogs are sacred.
  18. Emperor_Dan Jedi Master

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    What if the toad can speak? :confused:
  19. Subjugator Jedi Youngling

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    If it can speak, you should give it a small orange gimer stick.
  20. kreleia Jedi Grand Master

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    Always wash your hands before eating. (back to the topic of course)

    ;)
  21. PadawanHairDo Jedi Padawan

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    Apr 30, 2002
    Always run from those giant nasty cockroaches that can run faster than a human; frightening they are!!
  22. Lord_Erly Jedi Knight

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    Always wash your underarms too.

    (And if the toad can speak, you need to give it a *kiss*) ;)
  23. Mara_Jade_AZ Jedi Knight

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    And if after you give the toad a kiss you start feeling REALLY good, share the toad with your friends. Heh ;)

    MJA
  24. harpm1 Jedi Knight

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    Well according to The Brothers Grimm, before they were sanitized, a princess must smash a frog (or toad) against a wall and it will become a prince.

  25. Ion_Control Jedi Knight

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    --Never get on theforce.net when you're supposed to be studying for a final. ;) :D
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