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Don't look at me, I didn't order the sandwich toaster.

 

Quarantine sounds like a good idea, help me psychologically recover from being whacked with a rubber chicken.
Grielys if your making some sammies i'll order a dozen to go, mix up some chicken, ham, lettuce etc.

 

You want me doing what now? I think not, besides I have nothing to make sammies with. Just got the toaster dude. Now if I knew what this little red button was...

 

*presses little red button*

 

This is the end of the world as we know it.......

 

Stink!

 

Well what do you know. Doesn't do a damn thing. Who would of thunk it......


BOOOOMM!!!!!!

<Stands back all covered in debri> Mumma, please make the bad man stop..... <Collapses in a heap on the floor>

 

Ooooh! when will the hurting stop

 

<groan>

 

Fingers generally aren't at right angles are they?

 

Well, no, but on some people that can be completely normal.

 

<opens eye's> Where am I? And where did this yellow mop come from?

 

The last thing I remember was getting whacked by a large yellow object.

I think it was a peanut m&m, but I have been known to be wrong...from time to time.

 

Yeah, those M&M's will do that to you.

 

Nasty little buggers they are, but very very tasty.

 

I'll say, don't trust the ones that can talk though.

 

Absolutely true! If they try to even utter a word it's straight into the mouth.

 

Die! Vermin, Die!

 

Mmmmmm Chocolate :X

 

Peanut butter M&Ms are ok....even though I don't like peanuts in any form.
Alas, they're not available in this country, they must be imported.

*Goes off to eat fancy imported confectionery*

Riff
"I don't care about the game, I don't care about the rules."

 

You sicko! Even I know where to draw the line. Peanut butter, yuck!

 

All I know is that I like the Crunchy ones.

 

Now that's saying something.

 

I don't know whether to be embarrassed or disgusted by that, Grieyls.

 

People are usually disgusted by Greilys comments.